relationship in this sewerage sludge of a joke that we call life:
story about velina: once upon a time there was a walking dinosaur called velina --- she had surgery done on her body --- not so that she could have 10 arms like an indian god --- but just so that she could eat 10 hamburgers at the same time........ so one day -- as she stood there with her ten arms feeding hamburgers into her mouth and munching away with sesame seeds and lettuce falling out of her mouth and grunting and munching on food with her mouth full: she said, ben i don't like all these chinese people spitting everywhere -- chomp chomp munch munch .........
6:50 PM
to which ben said; where is your inner child --- where is your ability to laugh at urself? to forget about the 19th century and open ur eyes up to the 21st century and what is happening and the future.................... to which velina, after cramming some chips and some more hamburgers into her mouth with three of her arms and hands while shaking a cold drink with yet another arm and hand, said: ur entertaining -- but u need a doctor --- and u sound like a broken record anyway 6:52 PM
chomp chomp, munch munch...and more seeds and lettuce fell from her mouth.... 6:53 PM
karl marx man!!!!!!! rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!! god gave rock and roll to everyone ---- you're all dead!!! you need a mental doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!! so said velina and her ten arms and hands for hamburgers and chips and cold drinks with ice chunks in them ---- you're not even intellectual --- ur just a nut --- get a doctor you psycho....... and so waddled velina off into her own destiny -- feeding hamburgers into her mouth and dripping sesame seeds and lettuce and bread crumbs from her mouth and shouting: 'use a handkerchief for crying out loud' to some lowly chinese lackey around her..... "yeah! rock on bitches woop woop" so said velina and off she went
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Brit "Billy Idol's" Unique place among the scum of the Earth
hello morons ---
the english -- leaving aside the welsh and scots and most certainly the irish --- are some of the most despicable life forms of earth ---- while the rest of the world was busy turning a blind eye to Nazi atrocities against the jews ---- the English were stinking the planet up all the same --- and yet --- there are two unhailed great Englishman who, really, are the only two good people to come out of England: one is sir Francis Bacon --- who the writer will leave to the reader to learn more about --- the other is the 20th century rocker: Billy Idol.......
apart from these two Englishmen -- there are no intersting, 'good' English-people -- no English people that can be considered as anything but simple, vile, 'scum of the Earth'
In our day and age of diplomatic spats between China and America and the Dalai Lama --- in the final, frenzy free, post climate change catastrophes shifting from 2nd gear to fifth gear, let us decry the Dalai Lama as an imposter, tell the Chinese to 'go make as an X-Boy' and rely on ourselves to recognize prior 'incarnations' -- and not leave that to the Tibetans perhaps..... therefore, ignoring Tibetan postulations of who was an encarnation of what --- we forward the question, who was Billy Idol in his previous lifetimes?
the english -- leaving aside the welsh and scots and most certainly the irish --- are some of the most despicable life forms of earth ---- while the rest of the world was busy turning a blind eye to Nazi atrocities against the jews ---- the English were stinking the planet up all the same --- and yet --- there are two unhailed great Englishman who, really, are the only two good people to come out of England: one is sir Francis Bacon --- who the writer will leave to the reader to learn more about --- the other is the 20th century rocker: Billy Idol.......
apart from these two Englishmen -- there are no intersting, 'good' English-people -- no English people that can be considered as anything but simple, vile, 'scum of the Earth'
In our day and age of diplomatic spats between China and America and the Dalai Lama --- in the final, frenzy free, post climate change catastrophes shifting from 2nd gear to fifth gear, let us decry the Dalai Lama as an imposter, tell the Chinese to 'go make as an X-Boy' and rely on ourselves to recognize prior 'incarnations' -- and not leave that to the Tibetans perhaps..... therefore, ignoring Tibetan postulations of who was an encarnation of what --- we forward the question, who was Billy Idol in his previous lifetimes?
Friday, February 19, 2010
oh what creativity we would reap merely by using sleep deprivation
hi comers.........
have you experimented with sleep deprivation lately? just imagine the kinds of ideas
you can capitalize on just by hauling your arse out of bed after only 2 hours of sleep and having a shower and a hot cup of brew to wake yourself up.......... i myself found myself comparing the Germans of 1930s Germany with the incubated-in-Australia-over-a-150-year-period-English-Welsh-Scottish-Irish-(collectively 'Aussie')-comers of the late 20th century..........
but you might surprise yourself and watch as your sub conscious churns up something more entertaining to rape our planets' valuable natural resources to than 'Harry Potter' by J.K. Rowling!!!! So come on Aussie! or Finlander or whatever you might be, and forget about esteeming blonde hair and blue eyes above all else and get sleep deprived and then get CREATIVE!!!!!
have you experimented with sleep deprivation lately? just imagine the kinds of ideas
you can capitalize on just by hauling your arse out of bed after only 2 hours of sleep and having a shower and a hot cup of brew to wake yourself up.......... i myself found myself comparing the Germans of 1930s Germany with the incubated-in-Australia-over-a-150-year-period-English-Welsh-Scottish-Irish-(collectively 'Aussie')-comers of the late 20th century..........
but you might surprise yourself and watch as your sub conscious churns up something more entertaining to rape our planets' valuable natural resources to than 'Harry Potter' by J.K. Rowling!!!! So come on Aussie! or Finlander or whatever you might be, and forget about esteeming blonde hair and blue eyes above all else and get sleep deprived and then get CREATIVE!!!!!
Thursday, February 18, 2010
of Christopher Walken, Chocolate Faces, and more....
hi dickheads, comers and such:
Have you been busy lately singing: gungendi shninken flurps, gloogendi florps, shningendi ninken, nungendi shnunken, shninken shninken shninken shninken? No? Well no matter --- it's kind of like that scene in Back to the Future where Marty Mcfly - who almost humps his momma - starts playing music from the future to a crowd of 1950s folk and says: 'maybe you're not ready for that, but your kids are gonna love it' --- consider my blog and my shninken flurps song as such.........
moving on: Christopher Walken, that swell actor's bio is the following: the Dead Zone, some dancing video clip, Pulp Fiction's gold watch scene, a scene in a more modern movie where he says: 'I like you as an English man, but you're not a - how do you say - communist poof - are you?' (spoken with a pseduo-italian accent), and some other movie where he returns some objects to some poor dudes who look like commies - who state that they can get some small amount of money for those objects (which they look like they will need - the money, that is) whereupon Walken says: 'what have a done to you' all apologetically and shocked.....
this is the totality of Walken's achievements in his current encarnation - nothing more.
Praise Allah and let's move on --- instead of 'shooting fish in a barrel' as they say by considering the moronic idio-syncrisies of our blessed friends the aussie-english comers.... let's take our scopes and fixate them on racism in America before pulling the trigger.........
have you ever found yourself walking along a street in the States and your white American buddy says something about 'chocolate faces' to you under his breath? Recall NWA's lyrics, 'you're taking a chance when you think that talking under your breath won't lead to young death'.......
there's every chance that when your idiot white friend is saying that, that there are indeed no 'chocolate faces' around anyway........... but of course the real issue is, what is it with people that they can end up hating people of different races who may happen to have darker skin so much? really. It may be worth mentioning that asian and african and probably indian and native american indian americans refer to white people sometimes as 'crackers' --- is this offensive? I can't imagine a 'white' person feeling offended at being called a 'cracker' -- but if i were african American i would certainly find it repulsive to be referred to as a 'chocolate face' -- so very mean! or as Ja ja spinx from star wars would say: 'how rude!'....................
and why are there so many afro-Americans locked up in American prisons? what is up with that................ everyone should go and hug an afro-American immediately!
Have you been busy lately singing: gungendi shninken flurps, gloogendi florps, shningendi ninken, nungendi shnunken, shninken shninken shninken shninken? No? Well no matter --- it's kind of like that scene in Back to the Future where Marty Mcfly - who almost humps his momma - starts playing music from the future to a crowd of 1950s folk and says: 'maybe you're not ready for that, but your kids are gonna love it' --- consider my blog and my shninken flurps song as such.........
moving on: Christopher Walken, that swell actor's bio is the following: the Dead Zone, some dancing video clip, Pulp Fiction's gold watch scene, a scene in a more modern movie where he says: 'I like you as an English man, but you're not a - how do you say - communist poof - are you?' (spoken with a pseduo-italian accent), and some other movie where he returns some objects to some poor dudes who look like commies - who state that they can get some small amount of money for those objects (which they look like they will need - the money, that is) whereupon Walken says: 'what have a done to you' all apologetically and shocked.....
this is the totality of Walken's achievements in his current encarnation - nothing more.
Praise Allah and let's move on --- instead of 'shooting fish in a barrel' as they say by considering the moronic idio-syncrisies of our blessed friends the aussie-english comers.... let's take our scopes and fixate them on racism in America before pulling the trigger.........
have you ever found yourself walking along a street in the States and your white American buddy says something about 'chocolate faces' to you under his breath? Recall NWA's lyrics, 'you're taking a chance when you think that talking under your breath won't lead to young death'.......
there's every chance that when your idiot white friend is saying that, that there are indeed no 'chocolate faces' around anyway........... but of course the real issue is, what is it with people that they can end up hating people of different races who may happen to have darker skin so much? really. It may be worth mentioning that asian and african and probably indian and native american indian americans refer to white people sometimes as 'crackers' --- is this offensive? I can't imagine a 'white' person feeling offended at being called a 'cracker' -- but if i were african American i would certainly find it repulsive to be referred to as a 'chocolate face' -- so very mean! or as Ja ja spinx from star wars would say: 'how rude!'....................
and why are there so many afro-Americans locked up in American prisons? what is up with that................ everyone should go and hug an afro-American immediately!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
2003's ''Corporation" Movie
What a great movie! After finally getting around to watching it --- well done "Corporation" movie makers!!! Who would have thought that that Michael Moore, so easily associated mentally as a fat bitch, would have been spot on the money about the North Pole ice melting back in 2003! Bravo Michael Moore. And bravo to Robert Redford's Sundance film awards for associating itself with at least one good movie (the "Corporation" movie).... I highly recommend this film to anyone...... it's Koala-hugging - save the rainforest makers do not get bogged down in the quagmire of preachiness whilst still raping the planet like everyone else --- in fact -- you don't even feel like the makers are left-winger Koala huggers........ a serious, 'must-see' movie for all to watch -- very informative......
the final countdown in Afghanistan as U.S. Forces and Taliban go toe to toe in the final battle royale
to prove once and for all who is truest to the ideals of Jon Bon Jovi's classic song,
'Blaze of Glory'....
Umar Moammed Katani-Opium-Poppiski a tribal leader in the dangerous eastern district has said on behalf of all Afghans that Jon Bon Jovi's only good song is the patrimony of Afghanistan and that the Afghan people 'own' this song: 'we love that song Blaze of Glory even if all the big corporations are just raping the planet stupid --- it's not just the Americans fault -- it's all that Eurotrash's fault too and we always try to gun them down in our gunfights and blow them up with our IEDs --- but it's when we take on the glorious United States of America that we don't need their psych-ops units blasting American music at us (or Brit pop -- yeech -- for that matter) coz we all pump up the volume -- chew wild fungus like the Viking Beserkers -- actually we just ingest opium from poppies and listen to Jon Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory over and over again'.
To which Barbara Starr and Robert Gates responded: 'That's total fucking bullshit.'
'Blaze of Glory'....
Umar Moammed Katani-Opium-Poppiski a tribal leader in the dangerous eastern district has said on behalf of all Afghans that Jon Bon Jovi's only good song is the patrimony of Afghanistan and that the Afghan people 'own' this song: 'we love that song Blaze of Glory even if all the big corporations are just raping the planet stupid --- it's not just the Americans fault -- it's all that Eurotrash's fault too and we always try to gun them down in our gunfights and blow them up with our IEDs --- but it's when we take on the glorious United States of America that we don't need their psych-ops units blasting American music at us (or Brit pop -- yeech -- for that matter) coz we all pump up the volume -- chew wild fungus like the Viking Beserkers -- actually we just ingest opium from poppies and listen to Jon Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory over and over again'.
To which Barbara Starr and Robert Gates responded: 'That's total fucking bullshit.'
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