a parting shot or adieu of yet another failed, useless, insincere and stupid

relationship in this sewerage sludge of a joke that we call life:


story about velina: once upon a time there was a walking dinosaur called velina --- she had surgery done on her body --- not so that she could have 10 arms like an indian god --- but just so that she could eat 10 hamburgers at the same time........ so one day -- as she stood there with her ten arms feeding hamburgers into her mouth and munching away with sesame seeds and lettuce falling out of her mouth and grunting and munching on food with her mouth full: she said, ben i don't like all these chinese people spitting everywhere -- chomp chomp munch munch .........

6:50 PM
to which ben said; where is your inner child --- where is your ability to laugh at urself? to forget about the 19th century and open ur eyes up to the 21st century and what is happening and the future.................... to which velina, after cramming some chips and some more hamburgers into her mouth with three of her arms and hands while shaking a cold drink with yet another arm and hand, said: ur entertaining -- but u need a doctor --- and u sound like a broken record anyway 6:52 PM
chomp chomp, munch munch...and more seeds and lettuce fell from her mouth.... 6:53 PM
karl marx man!!!!!!! rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!! god gave rock and roll to everyone ---- you're all dead!!! you need a mental doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!! so said velina and her ten arms and hands for hamburgers and chips and cold drinks with ice chunks in them ---- you're not even intellectual --- ur just a nut --- get a doctor you psycho....... and so waddled velina off into her own destiny -- feeding hamburgers into her mouth and dripping sesame seeds and lettuce and bread crumbs from her mouth and shouting: 'use a handkerchief for crying out loud' to some lowly chinese lackey around her..... "yeah! rock on bitches woop woop" so said velina and off she went