Friday, December 18, 2009

Let's have a totalitarian state of pansies

Friends: before sojourning to sleepy-sleepy 40 winks land tonight - I invite you to envision a future. Not a future of global democracy and can-openers for dog-food cans for every woman in child in Africa that they may feed their dogs can food from electric can openers while they themselves enjoy better fare than that munched upon by the American middle classes.

No brothers, let us imagine a totalitarian state - like in George Orwell's 1984 - where all strains of originality, creativity and freedom of thought are treated of as a form of madness. A kind of Stalinist Russia raised to the power of 20 degrees. But let it be a world where every individual - instead of wearing grey -- must act and be like a pansy Frenchman -- down to the last chuckling, gurgling pansy Frenchman laugh and vein of Blue cheese.

Brothers, let us evoke the Spirit of that ancient God: Gloogle-di-blooks ---- that the Spirit of Gloogle-di-blooks may find Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood and buy them a G.I. Joe action figure and the sleigh from the movie Citizen Kane. Let us not forget Glubbity-Flubbs and Gloobity-Floops. We don't know who or what these Glubbity-Flubbs and Gloobity-Floops are or could be but we remember them anyway.

That is all for now.

Shalom.

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