Monday, March 1, 2010

How it would be if i were to have a sit down with James Cameron, Mother Nature (channelled thru an LA Skid Row crackhead), and the bald guy and foxy

... gal from Law and Order....

Order, order, order...

first of all --- bravo James Cameron -- what a great movie that Avatar was....... we hereby reward James Cameron with a delicious and creamy chocolate eclair and a nice cup of cold milk -- what great stuff........ and how amazing that humans, religious or otherwise, who would never care to have someone lay religious and pseudo-religious concepts by them in boring, ordinary ways, are more than happy to freely submit themselves to religious concepts if it's done in the concept of a 500 million dollar movie that they have actually paid to see --- eg., the transmigration of a Soul not necessarily to the afterlife as such or Seth's Egyptian river of the dead or whatever it's called -- but immediately to a new body -- a relatively rare concept in metaphysics --- anyway it was a helluva movie Mother Nature and I don't want to spoil it for you by giving too much away -- let me just say, look out for the interesting male/female father/mother masculine/feminine divine principles as portrayed by that textbook --- hard-arse -- go get 'em GI Joe U.S. Army Colonel --- and Sigourney Weaver's character --- wow wow wow wow -- what a movie -- gold stars everywhere.......

moving on, Mother Nature -- i have to address you through a crackhead LA Skid Row afro-american man that is currently channelling you, Mother Nature; Mother Nature, way to smack down on Chile, Haiti, France, Spain (my mother country of sorts), Portugal, the North-Eastern states of America and less recently, with Katrina, the Tsunami in the Indian Ocean, the minus 25 degree weather in the Balkans recently, the Permafrost melting -- it's all GOING DOWN 4 SHIZZLE!!!...

Mother Nature: you know it is Benji, it's going down like a motherfucker --- everyone out there --- all those 6 billion people --- that's more people than the world's biggest dog can carry in fleas in relative terms --- that's a shitload of people ripping trees of me and damming big rivers in China and melting all the Polar ice and fucking shit up in the atmosphere so you know i'm gonna be smacking shit down wherever and whenever the fuck........

I know it's so Mother Nature, i know it's so ---- and finally --- Law and Order is still completely gay and stupid.........

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