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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbMXddWSBO8


at some point at Nate Dogg's 'hipsters school for the criminally insane' - classes had to touch on Tibetan Buddhism and subatomic particles and the principle of mind over matter... in order for the criminal students, who were all big Star Wars fans and ready to absorb ideas like midi-clorians and jedi skills, to grasp a key concept, Nate Dogg invited Texan crooner, Eddie Brickell and her record-label producer, software guru Bill Gates to present in a class run by a Tibetan Buddhist.....

'look,' said the Tibetan Buddist of the Sakya-muni school -- 'the concept is simple, yet difficult to master... watch...' and so saying, the Tibetan Buddhist had Brickell and Gates toss scooby-snacks at Nate Dogg for him to catch in his mouth in mid-air, 'press the green button on your table for yes, the red button for no, now each time Nate Dogg catches a scooby-snack in his mouth, press the green button labelled 'In-Nate Dogg' and if Nate Dogg fails to catch the scooby-snack, press the red button labelled 'Not In-Nate Dogg'.............

as Brickell and Gates threw off a number of scooby-snacks for Nate Dogg to catch, the Tibetan Buddist walked the aisles of the classroom gently murmuring,

In-Nate Dogg, Not-In Nate Dogg, Innate Dog, Not Innate Dog...... it should be kept in mind that the criminals were accustomed to refer to eachother casually as 'dog' just as the Russians called eachother 'comrade', the australians and english 'mate', and the mexicans 'primo' and so on and so forth