the next thing at nate dogg's 'hipsters' school for the criminally insane' is that the Tibetan handed out beans to Gates and Brickell and invited an airport security guy from Ben Gurion airport in Jerusalem as well as an American Homeland Security airport screener -- both entered the classroom and menacingly placed plastic gloves on their hands -- the hidden and menacing implication was that with the gloves on and the stern uniforms, they would perform an anal cavity search -- perhaps out of a perverted sense of frivolity -- the prison inmates were certainly wary of this....
the Tibetan guy gave them beans too and one by one, the four toss off beans instead of scooby snacks to Nate Dogg.... 'ok,' said the Tibetan, 'same deal as before, bean lands in Nate Dogg's mouth press the green button, no catch, press the red...'
this continued a while until the Tibetan asked, 'who has bean in Nate Dogg the most homies?'
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