http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384 (metallica - enter sandman)
my dad's dad, my grandpa, starded out in asturias with shit.... he made a shitload of money and loved the support that the nazis gave to the spaniards under franco during the spanish civil war, against the commie nationalists in barcelona....
benji looks forward to watching fox news from may june july thru august...
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
my wife's (u.s.) company 'first data' hits news headlines as does u.s. secret service dept. in same story
http://news.yahoo.com/security-breach-hits-u-card-processors-banks-002414700.html;_ylt=AubSfy0qSdDz8dM7AXyDDzsVscB_;_ylu=X3oDMTNuNDNxc2I0BG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBVU1NGBHBrZwM1NjgxNjg1Yi1mOGVhLTNjY2EtYjMwMy1jNDM3MTBjMzIxNDcEcG9zAzQEc2VjA3RvcF9zdG9yeQR2ZXIDNWUwMWI3ZjAtN2FkMS0xMWUxLTlmZmItYTU4OTI0Y2QyMGNm;_ylg=X3oDMTFrM25vcXFyBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnMEdGVzdAM-;_ylv=3
Bernstein Research analyst Rod Bourgeois noted that Global Payments is a relatively small player in the transactions services industry, servicing 800,000 merchants with a 3.5 percent market share. By contrast, the largest competitor, First Data, services millions of merchants, with 22.6 percent of the market.
Bernstein Research analyst Rod Bourgeois noted that Global Payments is a relatively small player in the transactions services industry, servicing 800,000 merchants with a 3.5 percent market share. By contrast, the largest competitor, First Data, services millions of merchants, with 22.6 percent of the market.
santorum calls obama nigga
http://news.yahoo.com/rick-santorum-obama-government-nig-160900546.html;_ylt=Ar.mq4BNqSttd1e1CEK.l7G1qHQA;_ylu=X3oDMTRvMnRndnFwBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwNhNGI3YmVjNi05MGU5LTMwMDgtOWRhZS00ZTFiZjgyMDEwZTEEcG9zAzQEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDN2I0NGU3YjEtN2FiOC0xMWUxLWFiYmUtZjRlNzZiZDE2NDBm;_ylg=X3oDMTJwNjRiYzNlBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDNDgwOWJlYWYtYTMwNy0zNjY3LTk1MGQtNmJmNmFhYzQ5NjllBHBzdGNhdAMEcHQDc3RvcnlwYWdlBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
Thursday, March 29, 2012
2006 dreamgirls
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443489/
looks like some kind of watchable... who knew eddie murphy could sing... thanx for sharing that you chocolate sons of bitches
commercial break: ellen and some spanish woman - don't know who she is colin firth is on on wednesday apparently; ellen, again useless -- needs more chocolate... later she gets it during target checks segment -- looks like this episode is from january 2012... 2 months old...
dr phil providing stiff competition to dreamgirls: he's gone chocolate, mother of two, sheila is intervewing sheila's daughters (sometime in 2011 most likely)
before that we had the whiteboy scum of 'adam-12' in 1971 cop show 'adam-12'... 'adam-12' repeats daily -- precious little chocolate -- only white scum
well that settles it, will have to dig out that aretha franklin cd and have a sing-along on the way to work today, probably even bring it with me during my shift.... benji loves you you chocolate sons of bitches!
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/riots-erupt-in-spain-protests-1333051631-slideshow/man-wearing-guy-fawkes-mask-stands-front-police-photo-125125076.html
here r some pics of austerity protests (frustration protests) in spain recently... see photo 17? that's madrid's 'puerta del sol'.... benji's dad's dad bought and ran a bar there just a street back from the big 'puerta del sol'.... 'el urugayo' -- you can still see it today! that old bird sitting in the window -- that's coz my grandfather chose that bird when he decked the place out... it's some kind of 'urugayo' bird
looks like some kind of watchable... who knew eddie murphy could sing... thanx for sharing that you chocolate sons of bitches
commercial break: ellen and some spanish woman - don't know who she is colin firth is on on wednesday apparently; ellen, again useless -- needs more chocolate... later she gets it during target checks segment -- looks like this episode is from january 2012... 2 months old...
dr phil providing stiff competition to dreamgirls: he's gone chocolate, mother of two, sheila is intervewing sheila's daughters (sometime in 2011 most likely)
before that we had the whiteboy scum of 'adam-12' in 1971 cop show 'adam-12'... 'adam-12' repeats daily -- precious little chocolate -- only white scum
well that settles it, will have to dig out that aretha franklin cd and have a sing-along on the way to work today, probably even bring it with me during my shift.... benji loves you you chocolate sons of bitches!
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/riots-erupt-in-spain-protests-1333051631-slideshow/man-wearing-guy-fawkes-mask-stands-front-police-photo-125125076.html
here r some pics of austerity protests (frustration protests) in spain recently... see photo 17? that's madrid's 'puerta del sol'.... benji's dad's dad bought and ran a bar there just a street back from the big 'puerta del sol'.... 'el urugayo' -- you can still see it today! that old bird sitting in the window -- that's coz my grandfather chose that bird when he decked the place out... it's some kind of 'urugayo' bird
biblical stuff
you know in the bible John the Baptist baptizes Jesus (presumably coz John was heavily into baptism) and at that point the 'Holy Ghost' descends onto Jesus in the form of a Dove (oohh, how nice...)
and John the Baptist refers to Jesus as someone he wouldn't even be worthy of tying his sandal strap or something like that....
really though? if Johnny wasn't worthy of baptising Jesus why did he go ahead and baptise Him? why didn't he just stay at home instead and whittle on the porch? oh go home John the Baptist! Jesus can just go and baptize Himself, you're not worthy anyway, you're not even worthy to tie his sandal strap, you said so yourself! see you next week
and John the Baptist refers to Jesus as someone he wouldn't even be worthy of tying his sandal strap or something like that....
really though? if Johnny wasn't worthy of baptising Jesus why did he go ahead and baptise Him? why didn't he just stay at home instead and whittle on the porch? oh go home John the Baptist! Jesus can just go and baptize Himself, you're not worthy anyway, you're not even worthy to tie his sandal strap, you said so yourself! see you next week
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
tv today
shameless politicking on helen with michelle obama...
before that we had french news: mohammed merer's father in algeria plus the jewish father of one of the murdered kids...
there's nothing stopping benji from going on a healthy jog -- just a little will...
moments later -- after jog and shower
there was some pretty good australian dateline report from inside afghanistan -- they got an afghani ossie journalist and she said she was the first 'western journalist' to visit the scene since the robert bales episode... also, she was fluent in some afghani language and was able to interview afghani soldiers in some afghani language -- she had some support from karzai too
you see her confronting some u.s. soldiers male and female and then she tells u that the u.s. soldiers didn't want to let her interview surviving family of bales affair becoz it could 'traumatize them' -- makes u.s. soldiers look like lesbian do-gooders
all survivors -- little kids too say that there was more than just one guy doing the killing (bales) -- this assertion is continually reaffirmed -- makes u.s. military look like they are covering some shit up
high ups in u.s. military should watch this report...... what is america doing in afghanistan anyway? just get out already you dumb losers for christ's sake!
next they interview some afghani lady in some darkened hovel -- she looks like a giant fly with her all over headsuit on in the dark and has her brood of crazy afghan kids around her.... she says if she could get her hands on the soldiers that perpetrated the bales massacre she would rip their flesh of with her bare hands, talk about gumption
now moving to the other extreme end of the socio-economic scale, we have the ladies of the view -- too much money -- no brains... actually fly lady said her man's brains literally poured into her hands and that she had to cover them up with a kerchief... well the ladies of tv's 'the view' sure could use some of those brains coz they've got none!
before that we had french news: mohammed merer's father in algeria plus the jewish father of one of the murdered kids...
there's nothing stopping benji from going on a healthy jog -- just a little will...
moments later -- after jog and shower
there was some pretty good australian dateline report from inside afghanistan -- they got an afghani ossie journalist and she said she was the first 'western journalist' to visit the scene since the robert bales episode... also, she was fluent in some afghani language and was able to interview afghani soldiers in some afghani language -- she had some support from karzai too
you see her confronting some u.s. soldiers male and female and then she tells u that the u.s. soldiers didn't want to let her interview surviving family of bales affair becoz it could 'traumatize them' -- makes u.s. soldiers look like lesbian do-gooders
all survivors -- little kids too say that there was more than just one guy doing the killing (bales) -- this assertion is continually reaffirmed -- makes u.s. military look like they are covering some shit up
high ups in u.s. military should watch this report...... what is america doing in afghanistan anyway? just get out already you dumb losers for christ's sake!
next they interview some afghani lady in some darkened hovel -- she looks like a giant fly with her all over headsuit on in the dark and has her brood of crazy afghan kids around her.... she says if she could get her hands on the soldiers that perpetrated the bales massacre she would rip their flesh of with her bare hands, talk about gumption
now moving to the other extreme end of the socio-economic scale, we have the ladies of the view -- too much money -- no brains... actually fly lady said her man's brains literally poured into her hands and that she had to cover them up with a kerchief... well the ladies of tv's 'the view' sure could use some of those brains coz they've got none!
shut up romney! grooming mitt romney for the presidency
http://news.yahoo.com/mitt-romney-says-russia-no-1-geopolitical-foe-214249733--abc-news.html;_ylt=AkxTeDLmqLtRy8O1EIEIRVPNt.d_;_ylu=X3oDMTRvNDlpYm50BGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwMxNmQ3MGZkYS1iNTg0LTM4YmQtOTY4MC1kMjNhMzFmOWZhZWMEcG9zAzMEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDMDNlNTdlYTAtNzdjNS0xMWUxLWJkZmYtMzk4OWY3ZThmMWVk;_ylg=X3oDMTNoNTZxZzV0BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDZjcwNmUwNmUtYzYzMS0zODkwLTljNTItMzEzNjY1MjczNjBiBHBzdGNhdANwb2xpdGljc3xkZXN0aW5hdGlvbjIwMTIEcHQDc3RvcnlwYWdlBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
ok if u read this above article you begin to get an understanding of what ppl mean when they say romney is a flip-flopper.... if barack obama is a symbol for tokenism/reverse discrimination when he's not being usefully invisible... the romney is now coming out as a flip-flopper
hence, this is part one in a regular series entitled: shut up romney! grooming mitt romney for the presidency
everyone is cheering if romney looks dumb at CNN.... meanwhile, the only intelligent thing romney should be saying is: unemployment will go back down to 5% and petrol prices will halve.... no one cares right now if romney can do those things, but that's what he should be promising.... people want their politicians to be full of crap, which is why romney is the most promising guy out there! romney already has $10 from benji and it's not too late for him to earn more!....
ok if u read this above article you begin to get an understanding of what ppl mean when they say romney is a flip-flopper.... if barack obama is a symbol for tokenism/reverse discrimination when he's not being usefully invisible... the romney is now coming out as a flip-flopper
hence, this is part one in a regular series entitled: shut up romney! grooming mitt romney for the presidency
everyone is cheering if romney looks dumb at CNN.... meanwhile, the only intelligent thing romney should be saying is: unemployment will go back down to 5% and petrol prices will halve.... no one cares right now if romney can do those things, but that's what he should be promising.... people want their politicians to be full of crap, which is why romney is the most promising guy out there! romney already has $10 from benji and it's not too late for him to earn more!....
Monday, March 26, 2012
new york times and sister publication from germany 'der spiegel' decide to stop showering in solidarity with wikileaks founder julian assaunge
as the title to this blog suggests:
new york times and sister publication from germany 'der spiegel' decide to stop showering in solidarity with wikileaks founder julian assaunge
new york times' frank rich's eyes wax dreamy as he recalls his summer vacation somewhere near lake wachacaca somewhere, somewhere out there, 'i didn't shower then and i'm not gonna shower now either!' he says
no-one at either publication will shower for the entire month of may in solidarity with assaunge who they feel extremely indebted to
new york times and sister publication from germany 'der spiegel' decide to stop showering in solidarity with wikileaks founder julian assaunge
new york times' frank rich's eyes wax dreamy as he recalls his summer vacation somewhere near lake wachacaca somewhere, somewhere out there, 'i didn't shower then and i'm not gonna shower now either!' he says
no-one at either publication will shower for the entire month of may in solidarity with assaunge who they feel extremely indebted to
some dumb book review
nowadays we have too much information -- too many books -- too many voices -- too much noise -- people don't know how to shut up and now they're barking like chihuahuas next to your head on their cell phones -- idiots with nothing to say are writing books for money and to pretend to themselves they are intellectual when they are really just idiots -- the universities' liberal arts and literature/journalist departments are now as corrupt as the catholic church, instead of preaching, like the latter, sexual abstinence and no birth control, they are running in 5th gear on the former: being a massive slut and popping pills with the end of being a massive whoreslut.... say spaghetti and sandwich to a liberal arts student or professor or journalist these days and they immediately think: groupsex or else threesome sex.... that's how perverted they are
here you have a book by some clown whoopi goldberg dated when she was 85.... no-one has even heard of him anymore but he knew the jetset hollywood/democratic politician crew back in the 1960s when there were still dinosaurs:
http://news.yahoo.com/frank-langella-trashes-jfk-elizabeth-taylor-paul-newman-183809332.html;_ylt=As8scTud3KHAkkMPpoe8or_yWed_;_ylu=X3oDMTRvN3YwbG5tBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwM0MTdkZjA0My0xMDY1LTNhNTAtOGU4Ny02ZmZmZThiOWFhNTUEcG9zAzYEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDZDVkYWFhMDAtNzc3Mi0xMWUxLWJiZmItYTQ2NTNiYjY4NmQz;_ylg=X3oDMTNkaWlhY3FoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDZGZlNjMwZmEtYWViMy0zZTcwLWIzZjctMmUxZDdkYjlmOGVjBHBzdGNhdAN1c3xjcmltZXMgYW5kIHRyaWFscwRwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2UEdGVzdAM-;_ylv=3
here you have a book by some clown whoopi goldberg dated when she was 85.... no-one has even heard of him anymore but he knew the jetset hollywood/democratic politician crew back in the 1960s when there were still dinosaurs:
http://news.yahoo.com/frank-langella-trashes-jfk-elizabeth-taylor-paul-newman-183809332.html;_ylt=As8scTud3KHAkkMPpoe8or_yWed_;_ylu=X3oDMTRvN3YwbG5tBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwM0MTdkZjA0My0xMDY1LTNhNTAtOGU4Ny02ZmZmZThiOWFhNTUEcG9zAzYEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDZDVkYWFhMDAtNzc3Mi0xMWUxLWJiZmItYTQ2NTNiYjY4NmQz;_ylg=X3oDMTNkaWlhY3FoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDZGZlNjMwZmEtYWViMy0zZTcwLWIzZjctMmUxZDdkYjlmOGVjBHBzdGNhdAN1c3xjcmltZXMgYW5kIHRyaWFscwRwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2UEdGVzdAM-;_ylv=3
movie review: one hell of a guy (2000)
what do you get when a bunch of dopey los angelinos buddy up with some delusional queen worshipper of england? you get shit! the same old shit you're always getting -- this shit is called 'one hell of a guy' -- it's shit (but it only cost $1).... anyway benji watched all of this shit last nite -- now you can too.... it's a girlie movie though, almost better to be tough like arnold shwarzeneggar and have a secret kid or two with your maid then this kind of effeminacy... oh and if you noticed recently benji spelt ephemeral ethemeral well good for u
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158049/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158049/
some criminal legal cases in australia
well that last blog was only a tiny bit of joking around because really, the media players in america, ap, reuters et al are such spineless cowardly douchebags they need to be called out... americans are always whining about how brave they are but you've never seen a bigger bunch of chickens... they only want to give out visas to anglo-saxons... they suck... they make ricky gervais their god -- they indite themselves
http://au.news.yahoo.com/sa/latest/a/-/latest/13262560/testimony-sheds-light-on-frenzied-triple-murder/
anyway, check out this criminal case - some kid in south australia state, teenager, bloodily murders his love interest, also a teeanager, and her parents.... horrible... normally the anglo-saxons here have everyone saying 'bloody' all the time -- but you never see any -- but here is a grisly crime that merits the word 'bloody' -- ouch
also there was a famous case of an ex-us marine here that recently got a life sentence for murdering his ex-boss, another nurse.... the american media didn't want to touch that story -- so it never blipped on the radar there instead they have black and white australians perpetuate their black and white anglo-saxon surnamed ideas....
as the hispanic population in america grows, you're gonna see some funny reactions to the kind of one-track, black/white anglo-saxon name rot the americans are currently farting out
http://au.news.yahoo.com/sa/latest/a/-/latest/13262560/testimony-sheds-light-on-frenzied-triple-murder/
anyway, check out this criminal case - some kid in south australia state, teenager, bloodily murders his love interest, also a teeanager, and her parents.... horrible... normally the anglo-saxons here have everyone saying 'bloody' all the time -- but you never see any -- but here is a grisly crime that merits the word 'bloody' -- ouch
also there was a famous case of an ex-us marine here that recently got a life sentence for murdering his ex-boss, another nurse.... the american media didn't want to touch that story -- so it never blipped on the radar there instead they have black and white australians perpetuate their black and white anglo-saxon surnamed ideas....
as the hispanic population in america grows, you're gonna see some funny reactions to the kind of one-track, black/white anglo-saxon name rot the americans are currently farting out
Sunday, March 25, 2012
benji on obama near nth korea
first of all, let's realize that if it wasn't for all the commies in china buying australian ores then australia wouldn't be anywhere near as rich and prosperous and diverse as it is today -- it would by more like new zealand..... secondly, let's realize that commies, hate them or love them, generally, whether chinese or russian styled, are more environmentally friendly and contribute less to co2 emmissions... in fact, we are going to have a meltdown of petroleum usage of pretty big proportions in the not too distant future and then the north koreans aren't gonna look so stupid.... ukraine burns so little co2 that she can sell carbon credits to western european nations....co2 consumption per capita (higher in australia even than in america) is linked to individual/societal wealth and also, if u believe the science of 'climate change' leads to upset weather conditions... if u don't believe burning around 1/2 or the entire planet's petrol reserves that she took millions of years to make and burning them all in 100 years would effect her then you're an idiot....
moving on, when benji migrated to china in december 2003, it was to a part of china very near north korea, jilin province in manchuria... some locals mentioned that the border was closed but that some chinese went there and left money for the koreans and it was very evident that a great many koreans had settled in this particular town (tonghua) and other nearby areas since the upset began in the 1950s.... these koreans, settled in jilin were very peaceable people that went around their daily business of running their korean food restaurants.....
the big hubbub in idiot land stocky stumpy bigot land usa was justin timberlake ripping some attire from janet jackson's booby.....
who was more backward? the american media for holding that incident under a microscope, or the commie north koreans settled in tonghua with their korean restaurants? the north koreans could at least serve you a nice meal, the idiot american media could give you nothing........ now some kind of western idiot journalists are poo-pooing the north koreans
why doesn't the president get on the phone and ask some of the guantanamo prison officers if they can lock up some of these retard journalists and do some psych-ops and pressure points on them... maybe make them listen to simple plan 'shut up' 10 million times at loud volume while squatting on the floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpds3V90VbM (simple plan)
what benji is telling you is that you are either with benji or with south park creator trey parker, there are no ifs or buts -- it's black or white.... either you want to be some idiot western democrat that gushes idiotically about janet jackson's boob or you want to sit down with north koreans and put some money into their pockets by buying their food in their restaurant........ that means you either want to a be a commie like parker and his journalist buddies who live in a meaningless sentimental fantasy land of their own creation based around ethemeral drug-addicted 'entertainers' and their poopings or a capitalist like benji - make your choice - do you want to call for rubbing chinese people against wall carpets to make them smell better like parker does or do you want the u.s. military at guantanamo or any military at guantanamo to lock up the hopeless and pathetic dribbling journalists and t.v. show compere journalists and force them to do pressure positions and listen to music very loudly - choose carefully... fart jokes or promotion of small business and tolerance
benji also calls on the military to imprison crimea river singer justin timberlake and michael jackson's sister and also presidential hopeful rick santorum
moving on, when benji migrated to china in december 2003, it was to a part of china very near north korea, jilin province in manchuria... some locals mentioned that the border was closed but that some chinese went there and left money for the koreans and it was very evident that a great many koreans had settled in this particular town (tonghua) and other nearby areas since the upset began in the 1950s.... these koreans, settled in jilin were very peaceable people that went around their daily business of running their korean food restaurants.....
the big hubbub in idiot land stocky stumpy bigot land usa was justin timberlake ripping some attire from janet jackson's booby.....
who was more backward? the american media for holding that incident under a microscope, or the commie north koreans settled in tonghua with their korean restaurants? the north koreans could at least serve you a nice meal, the idiot american media could give you nothing........ now some kind of western idiot journalists are poo-pooing the north koreans
why doesn't the president get on the phone and ask some of the guantanamo prison officers if they can lock up some of these retard journalists and do some psych-ops and pressure points on them... maybe make them listen to simple plan 'shut up' 10 million times at loud volume while squatting on the floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpds3V90VbM (simple plan)
what benji is telling you is that you are either with benji or with south park creator trey parker, there are no ifs or buts -- it's black or white.... either you want to be some idiot western democrat that gushes idiotically about janet jackson's boob or you want to sit down with north koreans and put some money into their pockets by buying their food in their restaurant........ that means you either want to a be a commie like parker and his journalist buddies who live in a meaningless sentimental fantasy land of their own creation based around ethemeral drug-addicted 'entertainers' and their poopings or a capitalist like benji - make your choice - do you want to call for rubbing chinese people against wall carpets to make them smell better like parker does or do you want the u.s. military at guantanamo or any military at guantanamo to lock up the hopeless and pathetic dribbling journalists and t.v. show compere journalists and force them to do pressure positions and listen to music very loudly - choose carefully... fart jokes or promotion of small business and tolerance
benji also calls on the military to imprison crimea river singer justin timberlake and michael jackson's sister and also presidential hopeful rick santorum
tv land
well in tv land there was some chris rock movie about being married: 'i think i love my wife' -- normally a normal movie is just grab a pool cue and smash it over someone and then find the sheila with the biggest boobs and get drunk...... clearly this movie was a black chick flick but anyway it was watchable....
csi had some blind character called ben (good guy)... on loan from scooby doo or somewhere... and 'lindsay peterson' -- this is like lindsay lohan (hostage) is the murdering cop drew joe whatever peterson's daughter or something...
anyway if that dementia wasn't bad enough, the main thing is that the real life character and policeman cum convicted/alleged murderer, inmate... drew peterson is someone u can have a read about, and also watch a movie 'untouchable' about with rob lowe as peterson and the sheila from big bang theory (the main one) as stacy peterson -- peterson's story is too sordid and dopey for benji to be interested in however it's notable becoz he reminds one of england's famous king 'henry the 8th' who was the monarch or two before elizabeth the first, the 'virgin' queen....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Peterson
whatever... benji has moved into his last 7th of birth year, which is to say, the 52 days before may 16 which is benji's birthday -- these 52 days constitute, according to spencer lewis' 'self mastery and fate with the cycles of life' (amorc books) a kind of winter-time, falling of the leaves part of the year... these 52 days are ruled by saturn which has it's own particular musical note.... as mentioned in this blog earlier, we suspect the nations germany and basically for a certainty spain vibrate to the 'e' note harmonic... therefore if you have your birthday in the 52 days preceeding the spring equinox (march 21), most likely your favorite musical note is 'e' and it predominates in your favorite songs........
the characteristics of this 'e' saturnian energy have been mentioned in this blog already: it is a time when you will be fairly judged and will judge fairly therefore good time for court cases, judges, magistrates, police, etc..... good time for dealing with old people.... good time for dealing with things of the earth (minerals, ores, etc)... and maybe grains also........ good time for buying real estate and moving into a new property....... unfortunate for most other things, therefore it is better to postpone most ventures outside of this period and avoid despondency going too far.... in fact, benji has been observing the tendencies of this energy in the 52 days preceeding the birthday now for over a decade and in fact, it is quite a good energy...... very peaceful and stable.....
one of the characteristics that saturnian souls have (those born in the 52 days preceeding the spring equinox) along with their considerable other structured and old things is a kind of prophetic imagination which enables them to imagine how circumstances may have been during past periods of history..... therefore even people, born 2000 years from now, in this 52 day period, will be able to cast their imaginations back to our times and imagine us as we are today with some facility.... furthermore this energy and these kinds of souls are about to SYNTHESIZE their knowledge
one of the interesting things about this type of soul and energy is the rigidity of saturn and the universal cosmic law that this note brings: on one hand the great love of law and order and even structure and stability, on the other hand, due to misconception of the big cosmic picture, tendency to rigidity and lack of full fruition (eg., in career) due to misunderstanding... this is not a martial note or a vibration pertaining to martial matters, military affairs are ruled by mars... law and order are separate matters to military matters
also of interest is that many pisces and aquarians indeed do choose to go into the cloister or closet to pursue a lifetime of solace and meditation on certain lines for the sake of spiritual meditation and advancement (e.g., in monasteries and nunneries and the like)... the only institution we have, in our societies across the world, where this cloister and saturnian lifestyle is IMPOSED is the prison system... here the inmates are forced to live a certain kind of saturnian lifestyle whether they like it or not and this also is related to judicial matters, the legal system, policing, etc... all of which is ruled by saturn.... saturn is also referred to as chronos and is considered the lord of time.... saturn is also related to the word satan, linguistically speaking and in etymology, and refers to bounds and limits... saturn is considered also as the god of limits and bounds: standards and measures such as kilometres, miles, etc
benji is unaware of the relationship between 'hades' and saturn although it appears they are the same arquetype (maybe egypt's 'osiris' too, who knows?)...... in any case, these harmonics described in lewis' book refer to the natural harmonics of the number 7 in the creation, as in the 7 musical notes and 7 colors of the rainbow, etc, and not to 12 signs of the western zodiac or the 12 chinese astrological years: dragon, tiger, etc
saturn also because of its unfortunate and permanent, stable, serious nature.... means the saturnian souls are serious people, possibly not at birth but someway into life and thereon in they understand the serious side of life and therefore are unlikely to frivolously misjudge people one way or another.... being born under saturn is a good thing during old age as saturn is beneficial in all respects to elderly people... this is really evident in spain
monday morning -- 9am -- spanish news is on tv... speaking of saturn, it is also an aggressive energy... and it is good to begin long campaigns of consistent, steady, aggressive energy during a saturn period... therefore it's unlikely that it's just 'dumb luck' that most workers begin their weekly work efforts on monday mornings around 9am as this is an 'e' period ruled by saturn... (650am to 1017am monday morning)..... of course neither is it 'dumb luck' that the calendar is reckoned in 7 days as it is in fact corresponding to a natural law
and speaking of horatio, it struck us very recently, that in no wise did the Shakespeare 'accidentally' call horatio a name sounding like 'whore'-ratio.... if you cannot believe that then just read some of rosencrantz and guildenstern's lines again about fortune being a strumpet and living in her private parts and etc... Shakespeare was a funny guy... csi's horatio has an unfortunate resemblance to australia's anglo-like prime minister kevin rudd who would probably be flattered to be compared to csi's horatio, however it is really an insult to csi's horatio
moving on, spanish news (tve)...... they just had the pope on tv speaking in spanish in mexico -- the pope and his cardinals are most definitely going to hell, that is for sure... and all these paedos, priests or otherwise that go around raping kids likewise are going to have hell to pay -- be it in a future lifetime, 1, 2 or 10 lifetimes from their current one... the Law is inescapable.... it is not vindictive or seeking to punish but it is just and it does instruct.....
now 'meet the press' is on... obama has arrived in seoul and is chilling there in some different timezone... one second he is in dc saying trayvon would be his son, next he's in seoul saying 'they need to understand bad behavior will not be rewarded'... being president is crazy.... but better to be president then be crushed by someone yapping on their cell phone annoying the hell out of you....
more on vibrations and musical notes... just as benji has come under the influence of saturn and the musical note 'e' for a duration of 52 days, the united states of america has now moved into the sphere of venus and the musical note 'b' for a 52 day period ending 52 days before july 4th (america's birthday).... this means that generally speaking, all matters relevant to venus will be beneficial and best during this period: renewing relationships, re-visiting acquaintances, beautification of the home or person, art galleries and matters dealing with beauty... theatre, plays, fetes, parties and all matters dealing with socialization in a light-hearted, happy way..... it is a holiday period and therefore the best time for afore-mentioned activities... these activities are to be dealt with with most intensity whilst under the influence of venus..... now is the time to get your scrabble boards out
u can buy a 'meet the press' coffee mug for $12 here:
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=285269&ecid=PRF-TV2-100438&PA=PRF-TV2-100438
now let's ponder an interesting notion regarding atomic physics: if you were to largi-fy the nucleus of an atom of say hydrogen, to a width of 1mm, then the electron nearest would still be 100 metres away! that is a whopping big distance and a whopping amount of space... in other words: if you were to get all the nuclei of all the atoms composing an entire mountain, and bunch them together it would be the size of your thumb! that would also be some very dense matter
now the french news is on.... some dude was talking about de niro and pacino... and it's all over
for some reason now the best thing on tv, including all the crap from america, is hindi news (ndtv).... they are speaking in hindi so no idea what they are saying: someone burnt something like a flag or sthmg... and they are holding yellow signs up.... some dude that looks like the indian version of newt gingrich is talking... some dude that looks like gandhi is now up.... the story is really running with this guy... he's speaking hindi so there's no telling what he's saying but maybe he is saying lo-fat donuts are best.... that could explain the crowd's cheering approval.... the low fat donut guy is up again, he must be really important.... this story just keeps running... they're all talking at some rally - there was a picture of gandhi up on a wall too.... they lo-fat donut guy is talking again... lo-fat donuts must make indians feel patriotic coz they wave their flags around when he talks about them....
according to music and planets... india is most likely ruled by mercury which is the musical note 'c'..... just throwing that in
now they're showing a story about some hostage... some white guy european or american... he was probably the guy that stole their low fat donuts... most of the screen lettering is in the flowing hindi however it says 'exclusive' and it looks like they're interviewing the hostage taker... it's unclear what he's saying but possibly: when the white guy returns our lo-fat donuts, we will release him... it's a real pity to stir up racial tension like this but what can u do?
advertisers in turkey are using hitler to sell shampoo:
http://www.news.com.au/world/hitler-shampoo-ad-has-turks-in-a-lather/story-e6frfkyi-1226309887620
some bridge in india collapsed... now they're talking about sachin tendulker some indian cricket player... this talk gives anglo-saxons a hard-on as it's about cricket... sachin tendulker is talking about low-fat donuts (maybe)... they used artificial sweeteners, yes.... they are very low in calories, yes... you can have them in raspberry jam flavor, yes... these indians really know their donuts.... trying not to hate on black people but how can they have an entire news broadcast about lo-fat donuts....
csi had some blind character called ben (good guy)... on loan from scooby doo or somewhere... and 'lindsay peterson' -- this is like lindsay lohan (hostage) is the murdering cop drew joe whatever peterson's daughter or something...
anyway if that dementia wasn't bad enough, the main thing is that the real life character and policeman cum convicted/alleged murderer, inmate... drew peterson is someone u can have a read about, and also watch a movie 'untouchable' about with rob lowe as peterson and the sheila from big bang theory (the main one) as stacy peterson -- peterson's story is too sordid and dopey for benji to be interested in however it's notable becoz he reminds one of england's famous king 'henry the 8th' who was the monarch or two before elizabeth the first, the 'virgin' queen....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Peterson
whatever... benji has moved into his last 7th of birth year, which is to say, the 52 days before may 16 which is benji's birthday -- these 52 days constitute, according to spencer lewis' 'self mastery and fate with the cycles of life' (amorc books) a kind of winter-time, falling of the leaves part of the year... these 52 days are ruled by saturn which has it's own particular musical note.... as mentioned in this blog earlier, we suspect the nations germany and basically for a certainty spain vibrate to the 'e' note harmonic... therefore if you have your birthday in the 52 days preceeding the spring equinox (march 21), most likely your favorite musical note is 'e' and it predominates in your favorite songs........
the characteristics of this 'e' saturnian energy have been mentioned in this blog already: it is a time when you will be fairly judged and will judge fairly therefore good time for court cases, judges, magistrates, police, etc..... good time for dealing with old people.... good time for dealing with things of the earth (minerals, ores, etc)... and maybe grains also........ good time for buying real estate and moving into a new property....... unfortunate for most other things, therefore it is better to postpone most ventures outside of this period and avoid despondency going too far.... in fact, benji has been observing the tendencies of this energy in the 52 days preceeding the birthday now for over a decade and in fact, it is quite a good energy...... very peaceful and stable.....
one of the characteristics that saturnian souls have (those born in the 52 days preceeding the spring equinox) along with their considerable other structured and old things is a kind of prophetic imagination which enables them to imagine how circumstances may have been during past periods of history..... therefore even people, born 2000 years from now, in this 52 day period, will be able to cast their imaginations back to our times and imagine us as we are today with some facility.... furthermore this energy and these kinds of souls are about to SYNTHESIZE their knowledge
one of the interesting things about this type of soul and energy is the rigidity of saturn and the universal cosmic law that this note brings: on one hand the great love of law and order and even structure and stability, on the other hand, due to misconception of the big cosmic picture, tendency to rigidity and lack of full fruition (eg., in career) due to misunderstanding... this is not a martial note or a vibration pertaining to martial matters, military affairs are ruled by mars... law and order are separate matters to military matters
also of interest is that many pisces and aquarians indeed do choose to go into the cloister or closet to pursue a lifetime of solace and meditation on certain lines for the sake of spiritual meditation and advancement (e.g., in monasteries and nunneries and the like)... the only institution we have, in our societies across the world, where this cloister and saturnian lifestyle is IMPOSED is the prison system... here the inmates are forced to live a certain kind of saturnian lifestyle whether they like it or not and this also is related to judicial matters, the legal system, policing, etc... all of which is ruled by saturn.... saturn is also referred to as chronos and is considered the lord of time.... saturn is also related to the word satan, linguistically speaking and in etymology, and refers to bounds and limits... saturn is considered also as the god of limits and bounds: standards and measures such as kilometres, miles, etc
benji is unaware of the relationship between 'hades' and saturn although it appears they are the same arquetype (maybe egypt's 'osiris' too, who knows?)...... in any case, these harmonics described in lewis' book refer to the natural harmonics of the number 7 in the creation, as in the 7 musical notes and 7 colors of the rainbow, etc, and not to 12 signs of the western zodiac or the 12 chinese astrological years: dragon, tiger, etc
saturn also because of its unfortunate and permanent, stable, serious nature.... means the saturnian souls are serious people, possibly not at birth but someway into life and thereon in they understand the serious side of life and therefore are unlikely to frivolously misjudge people one way or another.... being born under saturn is a good thing during old age as saturn is beneficial in all respects to elderly people... this is really evident in spain
monday morning -- 9am -- spanish news is on tv... speaking of saturn, it is also an aggressive energy... and it is good to begin long campaigns of consistent, steady, aggressive energy during a saturn period... therefore it's unlikely that it's just 'dumb luck' that most workers begin their weekly work efforts on monday mornings around 9am as this is an 'e' period ruled by saturn... (650am to 1017am monday morning)..... of course neither is it 'dumb luck' that the calendar is reckoned in 7 days as it is in fact corresponding to a natural law
and speaking of horatio, it struck us very recently, that in no wise did the Shakespeare 'accidentally' call horatio a name sounding like 'whore'-ratio.... if you cannot believe that then just read some of rosencrantz and guildenstern's lines again about fortune being a strumpet and living in her private parts and etc... Shakespeare was a funny guy... csi's horatio has an unfortunate resemblance to australia's anglo-like prime minister kevin rudd who would probably be flattered to be compared to csi's horatio, however it is really an insult to csi's horatio
moving on, spanish news (tve)...... they just had the pope on tv speaking in spanish in mexico -- the pope and his cardinals are most definitely going to hell, that is for sure... and all these paedos, priests or otherwise that go around raping kids likewise are going to have hell to pay -- be it in a future lifetime, 1, 2 or 10 lifetimes from their current one... the Law is inescapable.... it is not vindictive or seeking to punish but it is just and it does instruct.....
now 'meet the press' is on... obama has arrived in seoul and is chilling there in some different timezone... one second he is in dc saying trayvon would be his son, next he's in seoul saying 'they need to understand bad behavior will not be rewarded'... being president is crazy.... but better to be president then be crushed by someone yapping on their cell phone annoying the hell out of you....
more on vibrations and musical notes... just as benji has come under the influence of saturn and the musical note 'e' for a duration of 52 days, the united states of america has now moved into the sphere of venus and the musical note 'b' for a 52 day period ending 52 days before july 4th (america's birthday).... this means that generally speaking, all matters relevant to venus will be beneficial and best during this period: renewing relationships, re-visiting acquaintances, beautification of the home or person, art galleries and matters dealing with beauty... theatre, plays, fetes, parties and all matters dealing with socialization in a light-hearted, happy way..... it is a holiday period and therefore the best time for afore-mentioned activities... these activities are to be dealt with with most intensity whilst under the influence of venus..... now is the time to get your scrabble boards out
u can buy a 'meet the press' coffee mug for $12 here:
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=285269&ecid=PRF-TV2-100438&PA=PRF-TV2-100438
now let's ponder an interesting notion regarding atomic physics: if you were to largi-fy the nucleus of an atom of say hydrogen, to a width of 1mm, then the electron nearest would still be 100 metres away! that is a whopping big distance and a whopping amount of space... in other words: if you were to get all the nuclei of all the atoms composing an entire mountain, and bunch them together it would be the size of your thumb! that would also be some very dense matter
now the french news is on.... some dude was talking about de niro and pacino... and it's all over
for some reason now the best thing on tv, including all the crap from america, is hindi news (ndtv).... they are speaking in hindi so no idea what they are saying: someone burnt something like a flag or sthmg... and they are holding yellow signs up.... some dude that looks like the indian version of newt gingrich is talking... some dude that looks like gandhi is now up.... the story is really running with this guy... he's speaking hindi so there's no telling what he's saying but maybe he is saying lo-fat donuts are best.... that could explain the crowd's cheering approval.... the low fat donut guy is up again, he must be really important.... this story just keeps running... they're all talking at some rally - there was a picture of gandhi up on a wall too.... they lo-fat donut guy is talking again... lo-fat donuts must make indians feel patriotic coz they wave their flags around when he talks about them....
according to music and planets... india is most likely ruled by mercury which is the musical note 'c'..... just throwing that in
now they're showing a story about some hostage... some white guy european or american... he was probably the guy that stole their low fat donuts... most of the screen lettering is in the flowing hindi however it says 'exclusive' and it looks like they're interviewing the hostage taker... it's unclear what he's saying but possibly: when the white guy returns our lo-fat donuts, we will release him... it's a real pity to stir up racial tension like this but what can u do?
advertisers in turkey are using hitler to sell shampoo:
http://www.news.com.au/world/hitler-shampoo-ad-has-turks-in-a-lather/story-e6frfkyi-1226309887620
some bridge in india collapsed... now they're talking about sachin tendulker some indian cricket player... this talk gives anglo-saxons a hard-on as it's about cricket... sachin tendulker is talking about low-fat donuts (maybe)... they used artificial sweeteners, yes.... they are very low in calories, yes... you can have them in raspberry jam flavor, yes... these indians really know their donuts.... trying not to hate on black people but how can they have an entire news broadcast about lo-fat donuts....
Friday, March 23, 2012
updates
i'm selling my reliable vehicle (korean) to my bro at a discount and gonna use a ford falcon for my own personal vehicle from now on -- ex taxi.......
desi saved some guy's life at surfer's paradise in the surf -- like he was drowning or sthmg....
100,000 more jews conveniently exterminated, pudding for dinner (oh wait, that last line, that was from Himmler's diary, not Benji's -- sorry!)
desi saved some guy's life at surfer's paradise in the surf -- like he was drowning or sthmg....
100,000 more jews conveniently exterminated, pudding for dinner (oh wait, that last line, that was from Himmler's diary, not Benji's -- sorry!)
Sunday, March 18, 2012
march 18 ('much a dean' in australian english/warble talk)
http://brazilweirdnews.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/machine-dated-at-400-million-years.html
look we've covered the unfortunate state of events already on this blog -- people are jealous of our Tom (he's ours) and they've been calling him gay (tom cruise) -- now it has come to the writer's attention that the same is happening with that lovely and handsome lady ellen degenerate..... from tv's 'Ellen'.... please stop the hate people! don't call people gay just becoz you're jealous of their wealth and fame! you don't know what travails ails them, everyone has challenges to face and demons to master, so please stop calling Ellen and Tom gay coz you're jealous of them
anyway, what if you DO know some lady that's really gay? people are constantly coming to benji in his professional faculty as taxi driver and asking him to 'straighten out' their gay daughters/siblings/aunts, et al........ they realize someone who's 'sexy and knows it' like benji is capable to turning dykes into pussy cats.....
that's why benji is happy to share some tips with you -- stay tuned for youtube clips in this space, and in the meantime, get that gay lady acquaintance of yours ready for an 'intervention'
(insert benji - degaying the sheilas video here)
furthermore,
i see myself shooting a version of green day's 'wake me up when september ends' opposite ellen degeris -- it's funnier than big bang theory which is getting old and repetitive -- like a toy that loses its charm after 2 weeks or so.... degeneris and i are glorious young americans (with the help of make up) in our early 20s (like age 20).... we spend a few days filming kissing scenes... finally there's our big dramatic scene, i have to tell her i joined the army and she is really upset and frantic about it... God she is beautiful... they really did a good job with her makeup looking 20 years old like that, bit too much make up though and hopefully her frumpy looking dress won't frown on my career... she is so professional, and her personal hygiene is impeccable although there are a few issues with her oral hygiene, it's going to be so hard for me to work myself into an emotional frenzy and really hit my dramatic notes in the porch confession scene... i will have to remember the time i went crabbing as a child and accidentally knocked my dog off a cliff, god that was a pity...
see the original version of groen day's 'when sept. ends' here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0&ob=av2e
more amazing scenes follow, now degeneris and i are playing soldiers in afghanistan -- exactly 9 years after the war in iraq broke out.... there are some amazing slow mow montage scenes as we both go crazy gunning down women and children and men and basically anyone around us after our buddy tommy takes a grenade in the gut for us.... we roar into the night sky as the rain pours down on our upturned faces --- massive 10,000 watt lights conveniently shining over us and juxtaposing our blackened cheekbones..... you can hear the individual bullets and shells drop from auto fire as the slow-mo effect kicks in........ we rain death on the entire village and then say that was for uncle sam and bravo company and especially for tommy.....
then degeneris take a bullet and i have to perform surgery on her without morphine... bight down on this i tell her and stick a little faggot into her mouth... i begin stiching her up which must hurt like hell... then she sees me spot gibson who is about to shoot the afghani drug mule who i have secretly set up a deal with and i have to make a quick decision: let her see me shoot gibson, or let gibson kill my afghani drug mule, the latter will certainly mean lost millions as well as a breakdown of the heroin export trade, leaving the global market reeling for the year...
suddenly degeneris calls 'cut'.... you cannot believe it... it completely infuriating... the only thing that visibly betrays it on your face is a slight clenching at the jaw but you are furious with her, stupid fucking whore, how dumb can she be???? fucking unprofessional! not even a real actor goddammit!
'what, what? why are we cutting for?' the director steps forward and asks
'coz what's my motivation anyway?' asks degeneris
'ok look, you just took a bullet, you're in a ton of pain, alvarez is stitching you up, he's saving your life, now he's about to reveal himself as a traitor and you're gonna be crazy shocked, also, you're going to have to look for something to kill him with as your own life will evidently be in jeopardy once alvarez kills gibson and reveals himself a traitor'...
'oh, well isn't his character's name 'iron mike'?' degeneris asks innocently
unbelievable, how this druggy can be one of the top-billed a-list actors in hollywood is astounding, she probably doesn't even know what day it is or that we're in borneo -- what a dummy -- you think to yourself
'hey and we were just shooting a scene yesterday where we were kissing and then he was yelling at me and i was playing his girlfriend...' degeneris continues
'that was a different production, different director, different city,' you tell her, 'don't you remember? come on let's get this over and done with already....'
next we get the scene finished and we get about two hours break in the demanding shooting schedule as they are going to need to helicopter in some supplies which have to scoot over the tree-lined hilltops or something....so we just sit on hammocks and have martinis
delivered to us.... degeneris has arranged to have the natives put on a performance of the nutcracker for a sack of rice each... what obnoxious exploitation... she isn't even ashamed of it -- something about her mammoth arrogance kind of appeals to you.... you decide to joke with her:
'they could at least put a little spirit into their moves...'
'yeah stupid lazy natives, that's why their society's backward...' she responds, obviously not understanding your humor... then you decide to just bitch about the germans, that was always a sure-fired way to agree about something... but degeneris isn't interested in germans today... instead she wants her borneo actors to play 'love boat'.... 'ok you want extra sack of rice, feed your family tonite?' she says shamelessly holding a sack of rice in front of a serious native... 'go to wardrobe and ask for sailor man outfit --- s-ai-lor-maan' she says slowly so that the native will understand it with his pigeon english.... god she is an arsehole
'so what are you gonna do after shooting's over,' you ask degeneris a quarter hour later after the native borneo-ans were well into their rendition of nutcracker love boat to the latter's satisfaction....
'i have to go to maui for a while, my cousin's joining a u.n. peacekeeping force heading for syria and we're having a party for him...'
'what a terrible mess... the minute they start putting foreign boots on the ground there you'll see more suicide bombings and mass murders just like it was in iraq...' you respond...
'what do u think they should do then?' she asks
'come on, the choppers are back, we're gonna start shooting soon...'
'are you looking forward to our love scene together?' degeneris asks
'no...' you respond....
then degeneris goes on to warble about the upcoming movie 'hunger games' and how it will advance the cause for anglo-aryan-white supremacy and goes on to reminisce about 'lebensraum' for the anglo-aryan-white-master-race
'shut up,' you tell her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpds3V90VbM (simple plan - shut up)
then all of a sudden there's that james bond movie intro thing however instead of bond it's degeneris and there's that barrel of a gun and then blood..... next degeneris is all over a million cans of campbell soup like an andy warhol artpiece ... every you turn it's degeneris on campbell's soup... finally you run down some stairs and degeneris is coaching audience members to rip their hair out and champ in faux hysteria like oprah fans....
next degeneris is back in her seat on her set on the ellen show... she's inviting some shit-hot new york times bestselling author of: 'so you're a dirty whore, what now?' and 'i'm a dirty whore, so are you,' and 'you always knew you were a dirty whore, and guess what, now your daughter's one too,' to discuss her new book:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQP0Y2T2OQ&feature=related (liar liar)
2 days later...
'hey helen, what r u doing with those rollerskates???'
'packing them! you said we were going to europe...'
'dios mio! we're gonna use a green screen! we're not leaving borneo, believe me, make up is gonna set up the green screen coz the production team are hungover and sick... do you have your shooting schedule? never mind...'
trip to europe: day 1 - germany
'hey so what's going on here,' benji asks
'we are celebrating sausage day... it is the day of the sausage...'
'is this like a gay pride festival??'
'no...'
day 2 - france
'look benji, what are those men doing?'
'they're dressing in pink and celebrating the snail king?'
'france is creepy let's go to spain....'
day 3 - spain
'why is everyone dressed like the kkk?'
'why do people with anglo-names want to bond together to rule the world... let's go to italy'
day 4 - italy - no wait, romania
'what i changed my mind... let's go to romania...'
'so today we are celebrating the anniversary of when romania was masters of the universe... let's have salami...'
day 5 - nordic blue eyed races countries like finland and lithuania, norway
'okay these people are your ancestors helen, you should love it here...'
'they don't even have anglo last names, what are they celebrating...'
'we are celebrating noodle day, it is the international day of the sugarplum noodle, can you give me something really gay?'
day 6 - brussels, eu capital
'that is why we should ban all of the t-shirt imports from china, because they will damage the fairycoat tribes of albania, we must stand together, all of europe for our albanian citizens....'
'so we will pay 10 times more for t-shirts?'
'yes or wear collared shirts only...'
'benji europe is messed up - let's go already...'
end of europe trip....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_QYmcUYe8I (snake was pale gold)
ET (entertainment tonight - not extra terrestrial HQ - Hollywood) - production office
'ok with the degeneris story, let's run first with the vision from castaway, tom hanks holding degeneris' head up by the firelight and screaming 'wilson' at it.... then we should show her relief on the mock mount rushmore... then we'll go with vision from one flew over the cuckoo's nest at the end of the movie where the chief suffocates her with a pillow because of her lobotomized state... then the beach scene where her thwarted poor southern italian lover screams at her while she takes off with her rich northern italian boyfriend....'
'sounds good'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJlPtWkmzw&ob=av2e (air - surfing on a rocket)
ET main studio... leading in on 3, 2, 1.... go
'hi, i'm mary hart, tonite, how does a chronic black dick lover pimp her crib? we take you inside the home of sally, a whitegirl who swears once you go black, you'll never go back: the taps in sally's malibu maliboo have been refitted so that only black cum is, well, on tap.... fancy a pool party? how about swimming in a pool full of black cum? her loungeroom features exquisite designs by celebrated french artist 'yeah that dude' wall-to-wall black dicks.... sally what's with all the blackness?'
'well mary i just love black dick, and i want my home to reflect that...'
'so what's it like featuring a wine cellar full of bottled black cum?'...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfJZHdWmqKw (homeboi - where da at?)
look we've covered the unfortunate state of events already on this blog -- people are jealous of our Tom (he's ours) and they've been calling him gay (tom cruise) -- now it has come to the writer's attention that the same is happening with that lovely and handsome lady ellen degenerate..... from tv's 'Ellen'.... please stop the hate people! don't call people gay just becoz you're jealous of their wealth and fame! you don't know what travails ails them, everyone has challenges to face and demons to master, so please stop calling Ellen and Tom gay coz you're jealous of them
anyway, what if you DO know some lady that's really gay? people are constantly coming to benji in his professional faculty as taxi driver and asking him to 'straighten out' their gay daughters/siblings/aunts, et al........ they realize someone who's 'sexy and knows it' like benji is capable to turning dykes into pussy cats.....
that's why benji is happy to share some tips with you -- stay tuned for youtube clips in this space, and in the meantime, get that gay lady acquaintance of yours ready for an 'intervention'
(insert benji - degaying the sheilas video here)
furthermore,
i see myself shooting a version of green day's 'wake me up when september ends' opposite ellen degeris -- it's funnier than big bang theory which is getting old and repetitive -- like a toy that loses its charm after 2 weeks or so.... degeneris and i are glorious young americans (with the help of make up) in our early 20s (like age 20).... we spend a few days filming kissing scenes... finally there's our big dramatic scene, i have to tell her i joined the army and she is really upset and frantic about it... God she is beautiful... they really did a good job with her makeup looking 20 years old like that, bit too much make up though and hopefully her frumpy looking dress won't frown on my career... she is so professional, and her personal hygiene is impeccable although there are a few issues with her oral hygiene, it's going to be so hard for me to work myself into an emotional frenzy and really hit my dramatic notes in the porch confession scene... i will have to remember the time i went crabbing as a child and accidentally knocked my dog off a cliff, god that was a pity...
see the original version of groen day's 'when sept. ends' here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0&ob=av2e
more amazing scenes follow, now degeneris and i are playing soldiers in afghanistan -- exactly 9 years after the war in iraq broke out.... there are some amazing slow mow montage scenes as we both go crazy gunning down women and children and men and basically anyone around us after our buddy tommy takes a grenade in the gut for us.... we roar into the night sky as the rain pours down on our upturned faces --- massive 10,000 watt lights conveniently shining over us and juxtaposing our blackened cheekbones..... you can hear the individual bullets and shells drop from auto fire as the slow-mo effect kicks in........ we rain death on the entire village and then say that was for uncle sam and bravo company and especially for tommy.....
then degeneris take a bullet and i have to perform surgery on her without morphine... bight down on this i tell her and stick a little faggot into her mouth... i begin stiching her up which must hurt like hell... then she sees me spot gibson who is about to shoot the afghani drug mule who i have secretly set up a deal with and i have to make a quick decision: let her see me shoot gibson, or let gibson kill my afghani drug mule, the latter will certainly mean lost millions as well as a breakdown of the heroin export trade, leaving the global market reeling for the year...
suddenly degeneris calls 'cut'.... you cannot believe it... it completely infuriating... the only thing that visibly betrays it on your face is a slight clenching at the jaw but you are furious with her, stupid fucking whore, how dumb can she be???? fucking unprofessional! not even a real actor goddammit!
'what, what? why are we cutting for?' the director steps forward and asks
'coz what's my motivation anyway?' asks degeneris
'ok look, you just took a bullet, you're in a ton of pain, alvarez is stitching you up, he's saving your life, now he's about to reveal himself as a traitor and you're gonna be crazy shocked, also, you're going to have to look for something to kill him with as your own life will evidently be in jeopardy once alvarez kills gibson and reveals himself a traitor'...
'oh, well isn't his character's name 'iron mike'?' degeneris asks innocently
unbelievable, how this druggy can be one of the top-billed a-list actors in hollywood is astounding, she probably doesn't even know what day it is or that we're in borneo -- what a dummy -- you think to yourself
'hey and we were just shooting a scene yesterday where we were kissing and then he was yelling at me and i was playing his girlfriend...' degeneris continues
'that was a different production, different director, different city,' you tell her, 'don't you remember? come on let's get this over and done with already....'
next we get the scene finished and we get about two hours break in the demanding shooting schedule as they are going to need to helicopter in some supplies which have to scoot over the tree-lined hilltops or something....so we just sit on hammocks and have martinis
delivered to us.... degeneris has arranged to have the natives put on a performance of the nutcracker for a sack of rice each... what obnoxious exploitation... she isn't even ashamed of it -- something about her mammoth arrogance kind of appeals to you.... you decide to joke with her:
'they could at least put a little spirit into their moves...'
'yeah stupid lazy natives, that's why their society's backward...' she responds, obviously not understanding your humor... then you decide to just bitch about the germans, that was always a sure-fired way to agree about something... but degeneris isn't interested in germans today... instead she wants her borneo actors to play 'love boat'.... 'ok you want extra sack of rice, feed your family tonite?' she says shamelessly holding a sack of rice in front of a serious native... 'go to wardrobe and ask for sailor man outfit --- s-ai-lor-maan' she says slowly so that the native will understand it with his pigeon english.... god she is an arsehole
'so what are you gonna do after shooting's over,' you ask degeneris a quarter hour later after the native borneo-ans were well into their rendition of nutcracker love boat to the latter's satisfaction....
'i have to go to maui for a while, my cousin's joining a u.n. peacekeeping force heading for syria and we're having a party for him...'
'what a terrible mess... the minute they start putting foreign boots on the ground there you'll see more suicide bombings and mass murders just like it was in iraq...' you respond...
'what do u think they should do then?' she asks
'come on, the choppers are back, we're gonna start shooting soon...'
'are you looking forward to our love scene together?' degeneris asks
'no...' you respond....
then degeneris goes on to warble about the upcoming movie 'hunger games' and how it will advance the cause for anglo-aryan-white supremacy and goes on to reminisce about 'lebensraum' for the anglo-aryan-white-master-race
'shut up,' you tell her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpds3V90VbM (simple plan - shut up)
then all of a sudden there's that james bond movie intro thing however instead of bond it's degeneris and there's that barrel of a gun and then blood..... next degeneris is all over a million cans of campbell soup like an andy warhol artpiece ... every you turn it's degeneris on campbell's soup... finally you run down some stairs and degeneris is coaching audience members to rip their hair out and champ in faux hysteria like oprah fans....
next degeneris is back in her seat on her set on the ellen show... she's inviting some shit-hot new york times bestselling author of: 'so you're a dirty whore, what now?' and 'i'm a dirty whore, so are you,' and 'you always knew you were a dirty whore, and guess what, now your daughter's one too,' to discuss her new book:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQP0Y2T2OQ&feature=related (liar liar)
2 days later...
'hey helen, what r u doing with those rollerskates???'
'packing them! you said we were going to europe...'
'dios mio! we're gonna use a green screen! we're not leaving borneo, believe me, make up is gonna set up the green screen coz the production team are hungover and sick... do you have your shooting schedule? never mind...'
trip to europe: day 1 - germany
'hey so what's going on here,' benji asks
'we are celebrating sausage day... it is the day of the sausage...'
'is this like a gay pride festival??'
'no...'
day 2 - france
'look benji, what are those men doing?'
'they're dressing in pink and celebrating the snail king?'
'france is creepy let's go to spain....'
day 3 - spain
'why is everyone dressed like the kkk?'
'why do people with anglo-names want to bond together to rule the world... let's go to italy'
day 4 - italy - no wait, romania
'what i changed my mind... let's go to romania...'
'so today we are celebrating the anniversary of when romania was masters of the universe... let's have salami...'
day 5 - nordic blue eyed races countries like finland and lithuania, norway
'okay these people are your ancestors helen, you should love it here...'
'they don't even have anglo last names, what are they celebrating...'
'we are celebrating noodle day, it is the international day of the sugarplum noodle, can you give me something really gay?'
day 6 - brussels, eu capital
'that is why we should ban all of the t-shirt imports from china, because they will damage the fairycoat tribes of albania, we must stand together, all of europe for our albanian citizens....'
'so we will pay 10 times more for t-shirts?'
'yes or wear collared shirts only...'
'benji europe is messed up - let's go already...'
end of europe trip....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_QYmcUYe8I (snake was pale gold)
ET (entertainment tonight - not extra terrestrial HQ - Hollywood) - production office
'ok with the degeneris story, let's run first with the vision from castaway, tom hanks holding degeneris' head up by the firelight and screaming 'wilson' at it.... then we should show her relief on the mock mount rushmore... then we'll go with vision from one flew over the cuckoo's nest at the end of the movie where the chief suffocates her with a pillow because of her lobotomized state... then the beach scene where her thwarted poor southern italian lover screams at her while she takes off with her rich northern italian boyfriend....'
'sounds good'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJlPtWkmzw&ob=av2e (air - surfing on a rocket)
ET main studio... leading in on 3, 2, 1.... go
'hi, i'm mary hart, tonite, how does a chronic black dick lover pimp her crib? we take you inside the home of sally, a whitegirl who swears once you go black, you'll never go back: the taps in sally's malibu maliboo have been refitted so that only black cum is, well, on tap.... fancy a pool party? how about swimming in a pool full of black cum? her loungeroom features exquisite designs by celebrated french artist 'yeah that dude' wall-to-wall black dicks.... sally what's with all the blackness?'
'well mary i just love black dick, and i want my home to reflect that...'
'so what's it like featuring a wine cellar full of bottled black cum?'...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfJZHdWmqKw (homeboi - where da at?)
Friday, March 16, 2012
puddy bill vs. kill bill
puddy bill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlsBEVp7pWM&list=UUxCb9OVNKzMxRVGbnyQzZqg&index=1&feature=plcp
kill bill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCbf4DjlHuM&feature=fvsr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlsBEVp7pWM&list=UUxCb9OVNKzMxRVGbnyQzZqg&index=1&feature=plcp
kill bill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCbf4DjlHuM&feature=fvsr
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
oliver stone's comfort zone
'please sir, can i have some more?' (holding up porridge bowl)
no not that oliver buddy! that's oliver twist... but the other day in brisbain, walking into a library there, you know, not like the ones in europe that don't have any books apart from some legal treatise written 2 centuries ago and some textbooks that tell you have moldavia could have would have and should have 1500 years ago.... but one of these ossie libraries, they have an arquitecture magazine featuring rob lowe and oliver stone's cribs...
stone lives in nyc on some river there and has a comfortable little apartment... according to his movie posters in his crib of his own movies he made a movie in 2004 called 'huggn'n'poopsin'' featuring colin farrell
now it's an interesting fact that one of me homeboys at ibm in sofia, bulgaria in the year 2008 was the northern italian alejandro who despised southern italians and a great many other things, it was alejandro that mentioned that the same colin farrell was hanging with some of our ibm-er buddies at some irish bar in sofia one time.... \
anyhoo, alejandro was an interesting guy and let's look at some of his vital stats:
born in july after the 4th -- therefore lover of reform and conquest
\
druggie, alcoholic, overweight, motorbike rider
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given to listening to hip hop music with lyrics like 'face down arse up that's the way we like to fuck' at sickeningly loud volumes
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given to mock benji for being penniless and carrying a yellow 'billa's' bag around (a bulgarian supermarket)
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given to riding his motorbike around johnning for whores on sofia ring roads
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given to hating on southern italians
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given to going on tirades about how stupid whatever is and then doing his silly gleeful laugh
my russian buddy in brisbain said stone's movie huggn-n-poopsin features a paedophile warrior
no not that oliver buddy! that's oliver twist... but the other day in brisbain, walking into a library there, you know, not like the ones in europe that don't have any books apart from some legal treatise written 2 centuries ago and some textbooks that tell you have moldavia could have would have and should have 1500 years ago.... but one of these ossie libraries, they have an arquitecture magazine featuring rob lowe and oliver stone's cribs...
stone lives in nyc on some river there and has a comfortable little apartment... according to his movie posters in his crib of his own movies he made a movie in 2004 called 'huggn'n'poopsin'' featuring colin farrell
now it's an interesting fact that one of me homeboys at ibm in sofia, bulgaria in the year 2008 was the northern italian alejandro who despised southern italians and a great many other things, it was alejandro that mentioned that the same colin farrell was hanging with some of our ibm-er buddies at some irish bar in sofia one time.... \
anyhoo, alejandro was an interesting guy and let's look at some of his vital stats:
born in july after the 4th -- therefore lover of reform and conquest
\
druggie, alcoholic, overweight, motorbike rider
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given to listening to hip hop music with lyrics like 'face down arse up that's the way we like to fuck' at sickeningly loud volumes
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given to mock benji for being penniless and carrying a yellow 'billa's' bag around (a bulgarian supermarket)
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given to riding his motorbike around johnning for whores on sofia ring roads
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given to hating on southern italians
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given to going on tirades about how stupid whatever is and then doing his silly gleeful laugh
my russian buddy in brisbain said stone's movie huggn-n-poopsin features a paedophile warrior
disney's new action movie: john barker
disney's new action movie, john barker is a winner... now watch benji poopsin' out some new dance moves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xxm-Q5-uEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xxm-Q5-uEQ
Sunday, March 11, 2012
thaw
saw that movie 'thaw' yesterday.... it features norwegian mass-murderer anders brevig and israeli jew cum american natalie portman....... it's unclear in portman's character in the movie (jane) wishes to have krishna conscious children with the muscular brevig or if she just wants sense gratifying illicit sex (to put it in hare krishna terms)
what's clear is that 'thaw' is another triumph of the white-anglo-saxon-surname set.....
people of all backgrounds, with and without anglo-saxon surnames can non-violently and non-co-operatively protest this hollywoodian-american-anglo push for anglo-white supremacy by gently slapping their thighs three times and saying 'huggin-n-poopsen'.... and avoiding 'art' that merely seeks to promote an anglo-named-white-american supremacist perspective (to the detriment of niggers and wetbacks et al)..... this technique will also be found to be more entertaining and uplifting and improve the intelligence and imaginations of the practictioners more than a great many of the movies made by the anglo-american-white supremacist set
that is all
what's clear is that 'thaw' is another triumph of the white-anglo-saxon-surname set.....
people of all backgrounds, with and without anglo-saxon surnames can non-violently and non-co-operatively protest this hollywoodian-american-anglo push for anglo-white supremacy by gently slapping their thighs three times and saying 'huggin-n-poopsen'.... and avoiding 'art' that merely seeks to promote an anglo-named-white-american supremacist perspective (to the detriment of niggers and wetbacks et al)..... this technique will also be found to be more entertaining and uplifting and improve the intelligence and imaginations of the practictioners more than a great many of the movies made by the anglo-american-white supremacist set
that is all
Friday, March 9, 2012
da-da-ism
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfmPCCpV9I (The Gyuto Monks--Guhyasamaja Tantra)
the Barnstaples and the Hemmingtons were ancient rivals in Tibet since before the advent of Buddhism or approximately when Christopher Lambert played a young Tarzan to a family of babboons.....
during this period of Tibetan religious life, an unfortunate brand of witchery or black rites had sprung up known as "Bon" religiosity --
each year, the rivalling clans would try to outclass eachother much the same way that people do nowadays with competing christmas lights.....
it is known that Charlie Sheen is a 'bitchin' warlock' but few now remember that the Barnstaples and Hemmingtons once went to the extreme of exhuming over 100 corpses from the few that remained and weren't dismembered and fed to vultures, performed any number of unspeakable sexual acts upon them, culminating in spattering blood by the firelight and a ritualistic dance under the Llasa stars before more unspeakable mutilations and black sacrifices -- all in a dueling bid to out necromance the other....
doesn't make a lick of sense, does it now?
the Barnstaples and the Hemmingtons were ancient rivals in Tibet since before the advent of Buddhism or approximately when Christopher Lambert played a young Tarzan to a family of babboons.....
during this period of Tibetan religious life, an unfortunate brand of witchery or black rites had sprung up known as "Bon" religiosity --
each year, the rivalling clans would try to outclass eachother much the same way that people do nowadays with competing christmas lights.....
it is known that Charlie Sheen is a 'bitchin' warlock' but few now remember that the Barnstaples and Hemmingtons once went to the extreme of exhuming over 100 corpses from the few that remained and weren't dismembered and fed to vultures, performed any number of unspeakable sexual acts upon them, culminating in spattering blood by the firelight and a ritualistic dance under the Llasa stars before more unspeakable mutilations and black sacrifices -- all in a dueling bid to out necromance the other....
doesn't make a lick of sense, does it now?
Thursday, March 8, 2012
pre brisbain shift-
well -- went to sperm doctor today -- it's swimming better but unfortunately has only 1% normal shape -- the minimum is 15% ok shape....... will do ivf late this year very possibly
forgot to mention 'ullullizing' or whatever it's called (yesterday) when moslem women make that weird sound like after 9/11 or during funerals etc - forgot to mention that when saying 'allah akbar' ---- today at bank - paying mortgage -- the teller woman was delighted when i mock proposed marriage to some moslem dude there (who didn't speak much english)
rommey and michel (the beginning) was on tv before and after today's pre-shift outing
dr. oz is finally onto a big winner: artificial sweeteners = danger
amanda knox apparently has a boyfriend over in seattle -- some classical guitar student... maybe good mourning america can run a story on them late next week or the week after (wouldn't want to miss it over in brisbain).... chop chop
forgot to mention 'ullullizing' or whatever it's called (yesterday) when moslem women make that weird sound like after 9/11 or during funerals etc - forgot to mention that when saying 'allah akbar' ---- today at bank - paying mortgage -- the teller woman was delighted when i mock proposed marriage to some moslem dude there (who didn't speak much english)
rommey and michel (the beginning) was on tv before and after today's pre-shift outing
dr. oz is finally onto a big winner: artificial sweeteners = danger
amanda knox apparently has a boyfriend over in seattle -- some classical guitar student... maybe good mourning america can run a story on them late next week or the week after (wouldn't want to miss it over in brisbain).... chop chop
pimpin' homeboy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zH-ebGr0SQ (heineken commercial: amateur, professional and master)
well that's another notch in benji's shift belt buddy --- yesterday and today were golden but tuesday was a sore wound fiscally which will need licking....
by the way, that mike tyson rendition of 'one nite in bangkok' - you can guarantee benji loves that song more than even tyson's mamma would... (WATCH it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0JzBIUOfZ8)
okay so tonite we picked up an american and his english girlfriend and some german buddy of theirs.... the relationship between the floridian dude and the english girlfriend seems interesting -- they have dated in america, england, and now australia -- will most definitely meet up with them again -- Allah willing -- Allah akbar, Allah akbar, God is great..... actually they bought benji a light beer and goddam it if it didn't leave the most longingest flavorsome taste in benji's mouth -- just a simple light beer
now benji's sipping on whisky sour -- y'ever had that buddy? that's whisky and milk with ice - d-lish
this floridian is quite a blustery fellow -- maybe we should get desi's mom out here sooner than planned for a whiles....
this trip to brisbain coming up will be fun -- sunshine coast, gold coast.... real aussie anglo bigots -- not watered down ones like here in sydney --- maybe even a trip down to murwullimbah and such -- and staying with sergei cherkov from siberia -- that's cool -- and me homey arturo from mexico is living there too now -- saw him last weekend here in syds -- that's too cool for school buddy!
well that's another notch in benji's shift belt buddy --- yesterday and today were golden but tuesday was a sore wound fiscally which will need licking....
by the way, that mike tyson rendition of 'one nite in bangkok' - you can guarantee benji loves that song more than even tyson's mamma would... (WATCH it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0JzBIUOfZ8)
okay so tonite we picked up an american and his english girlfriend and some german buddy of theirs.... the relationship between the floridian dude and the english girlfriend seems interesting -- they have dated in america, england, and now australia -- will most definitely meet up with them again -- Allah willing -- Allah akbar, Allah akbar, God is great..... actually they bought benji a light beer and goddam it if it didn't leave the most longingest flavorsome taste in benji's mouth -- just a simple light beer
now benji's sipping on whisky sour -- y'ever had that buddy? that's whisky and milk with ice - d-lish
this floridian is quite a blustery fellow -- maybe we should get desi's mom out here sooner than planned for a whiles....
this trip to brisbain coming up will be fun -- sunshine coast, gold coast.... real aussie anglo bigots -- not watered down ones like here in sydney --- maybe even a trip down to murwullimbah and such -- and staying with sergei cherkov from siberia -- that's cool -- and me homey arturo from mexico is living there too now -- saw him last weekend here in syds -- that's too cool for school buddy!
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
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FEDERAL LAW SHMEDERAL LAW! THEY'RE saying u have to be u.s. citizen or permanent resident to donate due to shmederal law -- but between you and me -- next $10 you spend on donuts Mitt, that's from Benji! and they're saying max donation per person is $2500 per election... who ever heard of that before??????? cannot Donald Trump donate 10 million if he wants to????
did u hear about FBI investigating NEWS CORP (murdoch's) bribing russian officials when doing business in Russia ---??? that's laughable buddy! right up there with 'Turdi' the transgender nanny (no offense FBI ;-)
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FEDERAL LAW SHMEDERAL LAW! THEY'RE saying u have to be u.s. citizen or permanent resident to donate due to shmederal law -- but between you and me -- next $10 you spend on donuts Mitt, that's from Benji! and they're saying max donation per person is $2500 per election... who ever heard of that before??????? cannot Donald Trump donate 10 million if he wants to????
did u hear about FBI investigating NEWS CORP (murdoch's) bribing russian officials when doing business in Russia ---??? that's laughable buddy! right up there with 'Turdi' the transgender nanny (no offense FBI ;-)
more tv!
ok, deutsche welle (german) tv had an excellent english language documentary on putin and recent russian elections -- well done DW and poo poo to the russians for having such a lousy judicial system and such a mess there in general..... when will russians have jeffersonian democracy? right now they have 'four leaf clover' by blitzer (rudolph's cousin) and king but not hendrix, amadeus, jefferson and franklin......
stand by for more benji cam: mocking putin's 'butterfly' swimming technique (laughable putin buddy!) and also having a laugh over obama's nanny being a transgender whackjob and being nicknamed 'Turdi' (we predict the latter will generate tremendous laughter when the time is right)
now Dr. Phil has 'dumass' lady (monster in laws) -- she is totally awesome, she hates her son-in-law and has programmed him in to her phone on speed-dial as 'dumass' -- she is also shutting down Dr. Phil... this is possibly an episode from 2010 thanks to dumass british people controlling everything in australia.... especially politics
Doctors is coming up -- Benji simply must go for trotsky to local shops and buy loaf of bread
stand by for more benji cam: mocking putin's 'butterfly' swimming technique (laughable putin buddy!) and also having a laugh over obama's nanny being a transgender whackjob and being nicknamed 'Turdi' (we predict the latter will generate tremendous laughter when the time is right)
now Dr. Phil has 'dumass' lady (monster in laws) -- she is totally awesome, she hates her son-in-law and has programmed him in to her phone on speed-dial as 'dumass' -- she is also shutting down Dr. Phil... this is possibly an episode from 2010 thanks to dumass british people controlling everything in australia.... especially politics
Doctors is coming up -- Benji simply must go for trotsky to local shops and buy loaf of bread
barrack obama's nanny was a transgender case and her nickname was 'TURDI' !!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/ap-exclusive-obamas-transgender-ex-nanny-outcast-070907242.html;_ylt=AlxdDhEEf1esChx8C5O6fztvaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTNqNWVqdTBjBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnAzBiYzcyNTg2LWQ2MTctM2MyMi1hN2QxLTVkNmRlZTUyN2FmMQRwb3MDMQRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgNiNjA0OTVmMS02NzFhLTExZTEtYWJjZi0wOTE0ZDU4MzQwZWU-;_ylg=X3oDMTFwZTltMWVnBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzZWN0aW9ucwR0ZXN0Aw--;_ylv=3
ha ha ha! isn't that hilarious!!!??? if you read the article and learn that barack obama's nanny in indonesia was a transgender whackjob -- you don't even blink -- nothing america produces is shocking anymore, but in a strange and bizarre twist of fate -- her or his nickname was 'Turdi' !!!!
ha ha ha ha ha!!! that's too funny!!!
that explains obama's general unwillingness to bomb anything!!
anyway - give peace a chance duddy! thats funny too! duddy!
ha ha ha! isn't that hilarious!!!??? if you read the article and learn that barack obama's nanny in indonesia was a transgender whackjob -- you don't even blink -- nothing america produces is shocking anymore, but in a strange and bizarre twist of fate -- her or his nickname was 'Turdi' !!!!
ha ha ha ha ha!!! that's too funny!!!
that explains obama's general unwillingness to bomb anything!!
anyway - give peace a chance duddy! thats funny too! duddy!
ouch!
today's fiscal results were horrible! hopefully the weekly balance will make up for it.... horrible
the gardening from the other day was postponed to today but it all got done
in other tv, the leper david letterman jerks off chronic douchebag denzel washington (we mean that in the nicest possible way)
whilst letterman's sideshow bob interviews o'reilly's girlfriend miller..... miller continues to live in a world of quirky jokes based on 50s sitcoms only people over 85 have ever seen -- incapable of talking sense
the gardening from the other day was postponed to today but it all got done
in other tv, the leper david letterman jerks off chronic douchebag denzel washington (we mean that in the nicest possible way)
whilst letterman's sideshow bob interviews o'reilly's girlfriend miller..... miller continues to live in a world of quirky jokes based on 50s sitcoms only people over 85 have ever seen -- incapable of talking sense
Sunday, March 4, 2012
rush limbo
inviting rush limbaugh over for dinner....
mayhap you've never heard of rush limbaugh -- he has the most-listened to talk-show program in america and is paid $400 million for an 8-year contract...
just as bill o'reilly is the most watched guy on cable tv... limbaugh, also labelled (and self-labelled) a 'conservative', has a big audience in america, but at the same time, he is one of these guys most people (in the entire world have never heard of)
in fact, if you project your consciousness, or just exercise your imagination, you might imagine his listeners as a bunch of stocky, ignorant, angry and timid rabbits with anglo-saxon names -- americans, in other words (a little to the right, too)
is he relevant? maybe.... does benji have half an hour or so to consider his existence and do a little research? you betcha buddy!
so research over, benji presents you with:
dinner with benji, rush limbaugh comes to dinner at benji's crib...
hi mr. limbaugh, this is my wife desi
good lord man, you're married to that thing? what exactly are you two pretending?
well i'm glad you asked mr. limbaugh, in fact, she is addicted to black dick, probably she will spend an entire life in misery depriving herself of it, russians love to suffer, they say, and i am just hiding the fact i am really into bestiality, deep down inside i long to live by the sea-side and develop a number of sexual relationships with different dolphins
good lord, is that possible?
you betcha, now that we've uncovered our masks mr. limbaugh, can we offer you some wine? and what would you like to eat? we have some typical cuissine of spain...
spanish food? you mean like enchiladas and burritos?
no, that's mexican
well whatever man, just feed me something i can eat, say this is a small place you got here, are you french or something? do you ever get claustrophobic?
sydney is an amazingly expensive city mr. limbaugh, not as bad as moscow but pretty bad
ok well just give me whatever and that'll be fine....
so do you have like stuff that isn't lame and dumb here? asks mr. limbaugh
you mean 'here' as in not in america, i'm assuming mr limbaugh..... i reply... after a moment in which mr. limbaugh doesn't respond but seems to acquiesce silently, i continue: you know, mr. limbaugh, you might be interested in some of my ideas, you've heard of the one-world government and the anti-christ right?
mr limbaughs ear wriggle a little in recognition of the old christian chestnut, and digs away at his rabbit paella with gusto nodding...
well, i mean, no-one likes the idea of an anti-christ - it's all a little nazi-esque and all, just like those femi-nazis, but really, what would be wrong with having a one-world govt.?
mr limbaugh is about to open his mouth to deliver a tirade, without even bothering to swallow his paella and listen carefully - so you override him:
no i mean a one-world govt. that doesn't include america.... we could put canada, russia, china, all those south american nations, and all the asian ones, all of them, without exceptions, except for the u.s.a into one big basket and call it something nifty and pleasant like 'homoland' or 'happyland' or whatever tickles your fancy.... in this way, there would still be a gene-pool for america to draw from for further induction into the melting-pot and america would have people to sell their excess swimming pools and other exports to.... we would only need two world currencies: the greenback and the smellybuck.... so no more worrying about price-fixing from china!
well it's an interesting idea, i must say, says mr. limbaugh
mayhap you've never heard of rush limbaugh -- he has the most-listened to talk-show program in america and is paid $400 million for an 8-year contract...
just as bill o'reilly is the most watched guy on cable tv... limbaugh, also labelled (and self-labelled) a 'conservative', has a big audience in america, but at the same time, he is one of these guys most people (in the entire world have never heard of)
in fact, if you project your consciousness, or just exercise your imagination, you might imagine his listeners as a bunch of stocky, ignorant, angry and timid rabbits with anglo-saxon names -- americans, in other words (a little to the right, too)
is he relevant? maybe.... does benji have half an hour or so to consider his existence and do a little research? you betcha buddy!
so research over, benji presents you with:
dinner with benji, rush limbaugh comes to dinner at benji's crib...
hi mr. limbaugh, this is my wife desi
good lord man, you're married to that thing? what exactly are you two pretending?
well i'm glad you asked mr. limbaugh, in fact, she is addicted to black dick, probably she will spend an entire life in misery depriving herself of it, russians love to suffer, they say, and i am just hiding the fact i am really into bestiality, deep down inside i long to live by the sea-side and develop a number of sexual relationships with different dolphins
good lord, is that possible?
you betcha, now that we've uncovered our masks mr. limbaugh, can we offer you some wine? and what would you like to eat? we have some typical cuissine of spain...
spanish food? you mean like enchiladas and burritos?
no, that's mexican
well whatever man, just feed me something i can eat, say this is a small place you got here, are you french or something? do you ever get claustrophobic?
sydney is an amazingly expensive city mr. limbaugh, not as bad as moscow but pretty bad
ok well just give me whatever and that'll be fine....
so do you have like stuff that isn't lame and dumb here? asks mr. limbaugh
you mean 'here' as in not in america, i'm assuming mr limbaugh..... i reply... after a moment in which mr. limbaugh doesn't respond but seems to acquiesce silently, i continue: you know, mr. limbaugh, you might be interested in some of my ideas, you've heard of the one-world government and the anti-christ right?
mr limbaughs ear wriggle a little in recognition of the old christian chestnut, and digs away at his rabbit paella with gusto nodding...
well, i mean, no-one likes the idea of an anti-christ - it's all a little nazi-esque and all, just like those femi-nazis, but really, what would be wrong with having a one-world govt.?
mr limbaugh is about to open his mouth to deliver a tirade, without even bothering to swallow his paella and listen carefully - so you override him:
no i mean a one-world govt. that doesn't include america.... we could put canada, russia, china, all those south american nations, and all the asian ones, all of them, without exceptions, except for the u.s.a into one big basket and call it something nifty and pleasant like 'homoland' or 'happyland' or whatever tickles your fancy.... in this way, there would still be a gene-pool for america to draw from for further induction into the melting-pot and america would have people to sell their excess swimming pools and other exports to.... we would only need two world currencies: the greenback and the smellybuck.... so no more worrying about price-fixing from china!
well it's an interesting idea, i must say, says mr. limbaugh
recent tv movies
we had terminator 3 -- somewhat silly pants -- and quite co-incidental as murph was saying what a douche-bag schwarzenegger turned out to be just yesturday.... also a movie called 'choke' - seemed interesting..... now some tom selleck movie 'paradise' is on tv......
ellen finally had a moment of triumph -- like a dim flickering faulty lamp stuck behind a pile of old books that no-one ever notices -- that is suddenly surged by an electrical surge in the midst of a thunderstorm, her moment to shine came and went: she had a section on her show 'what is on ce-lo's lap'? and then some favorite books section....
the TMZ channel is showing ex-President of Mexico Fox and they are too funny.. better turn the tv off soon and do some gardening and suchlike buddy
ellen finally had a moment of triumph -- like a dim flickering faulty lamp stuck behind a pile of old books that no-one ever notices -- that is suddenly surged by an electrical surge in the midst of a thunderstorm, her moment to shine came and went: she had a section on her show 'what is on ce-lo's lap'? and then some favorite books section....
the TMZ channel is showing ex-President of Mexico Fox and they are too funny.. better turn the tv off soon and do some gardening and suchlike buddy
playing tennis
well this saturday benji will be in brisbain thru wednesday of next week -- it will be a hoot and a holler to visit this australian city and some surrounding area for the first time... in fact, we may drive to nearby murwullimbah -- benji did a road trip like over a year ago and drive like 1000km to murwullimbah from sydney -- no further north though... brisbain is about an hour or so north of murwullimbah
here's some benji tennis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQv67XVS57k&feature=youtu.be
here's some benji tennis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQv67XVS57k&feature=youtu.be
benji's sunday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOnPPO2Pa0E&feature=youtu.be (benji will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy his puddies)
okay so right now it's monday morning in australia which is sunday in america and they are playing 'meet the press' which is a sunday morning show in america...... benji's home alone and the massage machine on the ikea chair is in effect
let's look at what benji did with HIS sunday which was actually saturday in america:
1) wake up - go have yum cha with some of wifey's workmates and suchlike -- the beauty of it was it was in auburn -- an easy walk from bed (waking up at 1130am after partying with kovac the nite before) -- after 18 months in china -- who knew that chinese technique of a spinning table loaded with food is what 'yum cha' meant? must have eaten like that in china at least 50 times --- china sure is a social country to be sure
2) rain -- make tennis booking -- they are saying tennis is booked out -- don't kid me buddy
3) make sunday murphy day -- most of day is spent with murphy -- we get coffees at starbucks but there's no thickened cream put on the coffees so they cannot even be labelled sundaes... they were sunday's though... before starbucks we kicked it some with former congo family neighbors
at bowling some britney spears videoclip came up on like 20 bigscreens about the bowling alleys -- she looks great and godspeed to her health
on tv there was some metallica documentary: something about the monster...... they didn't mention 'huggin and poopsin' once nor did they play 'four leaf clover'
visited my mom and bro after dropping murphy off.... desi did all the talking and listening -- was too tired by this point -- metallica doco was on tv at marisol's but could barely hear it -- over marisol's yapperin...... it was on tv back home in auburn after that though........ go to sleep at around midnite and straight to sleep
one time, pulling up to a train station, 10 years ago when benji lived in paris a whiles... a friend came to visit and we pulled into 'rambuteau' subway station... benji called 'ram-butt-o!' in aussie-redneck style and my buddy was delighted by my wittiness
now meet the press is on and m'arsesellus wallace is finished and done with newt gingrich... problem with these american media types, they are always playing games and then apologizing... too much yapperin' buddy..... the virginian politico cantor always did seem like a sensible young man, he certainly would make good spouse material....... why did bush want to hold the saudi king's hand in 2005? why? what's up with bush anyway?
okay so right now it's monday morning in australia which is sunday in america and they are playing 'meet the press' which is a sunday morning show in america...... benji's home alone and the massage machine on the ikea chair is in effect
let's look at what benji did with HIS sunday which was actually saturday in america:
1) wake up - go have yum cha with some of wifey's workmates and suchlike -- the beauty of it was it was in auburn -- an easy walk from bed (waking up at 1130am after partying with kovac the nite before) -- after 18 months in china -- who knew that chinese technique of a spinning table loaded with food is what 'yum cha' meant? must have eaten like that in china at least 50 times --- china sure is a social country to be sure
2) rain -- make tennis booking -- they are saying tennis is booked out -- don't kid me buddy
3) make sunday murphy day -- most of day is spent with murphy -- we get coffees at starbucks but there's no thickened cream put on the coffees so they cannot even be labelled sundaes... they were sunday's though... before starbucks we kicked it some with former congo family neighbors
at bowling some britney spears videoclip came up on like 20 bigscreens about the bowling alleys -- she looks great and godspeed to her health
on tv there was some metallica documentary: something about the monster...... they didn't mention 'huggin and poopsin' once nor did they play 'four leaf clover'
visited my mom and bro after dropping murphy off.... desi did all the talking and listening -- was too tired by this point -- metallica doco was on tv at marisol's but could barely hear it -- over marisol's yapperin...... it was on tv back home in auburn after that though........ go to sleep at around midnite and straight to sleep
one time, pulling up to a train station, 10 years ago when benji lived in paris a whiles... a friend came to visit and we pulled into 'rambuteau' subway station... benji called 'ram-butt-o!' in aussie-redneck style and my buddy was delighted by my wittiness
now meet the press is on and m'arsesellus wallace is finished and done with newt gingrich... problem with these american media types, they are always playing games and then apologizing... too much yapperin' buddy..... the virginian politico cantor always did seem like a sensible young man, he certainly would make good spouse material....... why did bush want to hold the saudi king's hand in 2005? why? what's up with bush anyway?
Saturday, March 3, 2012
vignette of life here and there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY0Ag0fMxz8 50 cent hate it or love it
so benji was living in LA in around most of last half of 2006... we started dating a russian girl from st petersburg... she was given to long bouts of kissing... and she delivered us to new image emergency shelter -- a free place to stay in LA full of niggers.... women were there too -- many white ones too..... we spent 5 months there -- one of the hardest pains was after the russian girl left to return to spg.... my heart actually hurt -- missing her sweet kisses that lasted over an hour in santa monica and wherever at 4am in the morning.... arriving at new image with this ruski girl the first time, she dubbed it 'the scary place' ... but it wasn't.... alot of white natural born americans (as they are referred to in the american constitution) would think of this place as 'creepy' but these niggers too were natural born americans, presidential material, if you will...
full of niggers buddy, we'll always return to those 5 months there, mentally, occasionally, same as the first time in spain, also 5 months, in 1992..... 14 years beforehand.... one time we were waiting for some free shit, food, whatever... some worker there had a video game that had a jedi light-sabre like in star wars and he played it while the cots laid in mathematical order - the american solution to homelessness: a waterproof roof, orderly folding cots, security guards that shake your cot at 630am and a line of niggaz waiting for blankets that were skanky...
some star wars shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyBykHwwdhM&feature=related
putin talks last minute russian politics
http://news.yahoo.com/putin-says-no-crackdown-protesters-vote-121555706.html;_ylt=ArYxwDQ5mnxjf0lezAYycw1vaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTNyYTNmY2U4BG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gV29ybGRTRgRwa2cDYTlhYmYwZGQtOTQ0ZS0zYTI5LWFmMjktOWRlY2U0YWFmZDQ2BHBvcwMzBHNlYwNqdW1ib3Ryb24EdmVyA2VkMjdhNDA2LTY0NjgtMTFlMS1iNTdlLTkxYTZkZjA3MGM4YQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTFwZTltMWVnBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzZWN0aW9ucwR0ZXN0Aw--;_ylv=3
so benji was living in LA in around most of last half of 2006... we started dating a russian girl from st petersburg... she was given to long bouts of kissing... and she delivered us to new image emergency shelter -- a free place to stay in LA full of niggers.... women were there too -- many white ones too..... we spent 5 months there -- one of the hardest pains was after the russian girl left to return to spg.... my heart actually hurt -- missing her sweet kisses that lasted over an hour in santa monica and wherever at 4am in the morning.... arriving at new image with this ruski girl the first time, she dubbed it 'the scary place' ... but it wasn't.... alot of white natural born americans (as they are referred to in the american constitution) would think of this place as 'creepy' but these niggers too were natural born americans, presidential material, if you will...
full of niggers buddy, we'll always return to those 5 months there, mentally, occasionally, same as the first time in spain, also 5 months, in 1992..... 14 years beforehand.... one time we were waiting for some free shit, food, whatever... some worker there had a video game that had a jedi light-sabre like in star wars and he played it while the cots laid in mathematical order - the american solution to homelessness: a waterproof roof, orderly folding cots, security guards that shake your cot at 630am and a line of niggaz waiting for blankets that were skanky...
some star wars shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyBykHwwdhM&feature=related
putin talks last minute russian politics
http://news.yahoo.com/putin-says-no-crackdown-protesters-vote-121555706.html;_ylt=ArYxwDQ5mnxjf0lezAYycw1vaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTNyYTNmY2U4BG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gV29ybGRTRgRwa2cDYTlhYmYwZGQtOTQ0ZS0zYTI5LWFmMjktOWRlY2U0YWFmZDQ2BHBvcwMzBHNlYwNqdW1ib3Ryb24EdmVyA2VkMjdhNDA2LTY0NjgtMTFlMS1iNTdlLTkxYTZkZjA3MGM4YQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTFwZTltMWVnBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzZWN0aW9ucwR0ZXN0Aw--;_ylv=3
another work week over
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bCc0EGP6U(can't tell me nothin' zach someone)
more long hours buddy: wed/thur/fri/sat -- 4 x 12hour shifts
some horny bitches are out there -- made a video with my cat puddy -- reciting pulp fiction lines - highly entertaining
rode around with desi and kovac in the back seat after picking them up in kings cross -- mardi gras nite tonite -- picked up english dude and slow drive home - lot of traffic coz of mardi gras +$5 tip
dropped desi and kovac and made more cash -- kovac agreed to crash in da crib....... had more drinks with him after arriving home
this morning was whack -- coz bold fresh flagon leaked milk.... my shithot nokia phone got milk in it and acted whack - upon switching it on this morning -- it wanted to play 50 cent in da club on its own accord over and over again and then tried calling my homeboy adam whore-carer the ossie-spaniard from the dream da other nite --- insane!
so called adam -- he said he's just introduced his folks to his woman after all these years, just like my dream kind of!
magic buddy!
more long hours buddy: wed/thur/fri/sat -- 4 x 12hour shifts
some horny bitches are out there -- made a video with my cat puddy -- reciting pulp fiction lines - highly entertaining
rode around with desi and kovac in the back seat after picking them up in kings cross -- mardi gras nite tonite -- picked up english dude and slow drive home - lot of traffic coz of mardi gras +$5 tip
dropped desi and kovac and made more cash -- kovac agreed to crash in da crib....... had more drinks with him after arriving home
this morning was whack -- coz bold fresh flagon leaked milk.... my shithot nokia phone got milk in it and acted whack - upon switching it on this morning -- it wanted to play 50 cent in da club on its own accord over and over again and then tried calling my homeboy adam whore-carer the ossie-spaniard from the dream da other nite --- insane!
so called adam -- he said he's just introduced his folks to his woman after all these years, just like my dream kind of!
magic buddy!
Thursday, March 1, 2012
from the ministry of ploopsie-ganda: 'what is ploops?'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X23v5_K7cXk&ob=av2e elton john--sad songs
historical documentary:
pontius pilot once famously asked: 'what is ploops?'
zap (channel change)
oprah enlivens and encourages japanese shut-ins on japanese tv (known locally as tamagochi) to come out of their shells....
zap (channel change)
jerry seinfeld does stand-up between bits on seinfeld show -- bass guitar thwips and thwaps....
'so like, hitler must have been been having a bad hair day or something...' says seinfeld in his incredulous and whiney kind of style...
zap (channel change)
nancy grace and some professional neuro-surgeons study the 'mork and mindy' phenomenon: this is where 25-35 year olds in america suffer from severe dementia like the 25-35 year old hosts of the view and suchlike.... also included in this grouping are the 35-45 year olds.... there are many long-winded theories about potential reasons and possible medications to help this severe and 'tragic' dementia but in fact the people 'suffering from dementia' are actually just chronic fuckwits (to phrase it in french)
zap (channel change)
movie: 19-ploopsie-4 by renegade cornish director georgina oarwell.... hailed as the anti-christ in hungary, the native of cornwall, an independent republican state within england, is considered anti everything and discovers and explores the nature of totalitarian-ism in her moving gay saga where big sister has everyone wearing pink and reminds them daily to 'think before they ploop' and 'huggy poopsie you and huggy poopsie me' and suchlike
zap (channel change)
good morning america
zap (channel change)
al-qaeda holds a convention with medically assisted suicide lobbyists to see if they have any common ground together
zap (channel change)
movie ploopbusters: the armies of soulless, living dead, continue with their soulless existences, their souls, left hidden and discarded, continue on in some distant, parallel universe/dimension.... how sad
historical documentary:
pontius pilot once famously asked: 'what is ploops?'
zap (channel change)
oprah enlivens and encourages japanese shut-ins on japanese tv (known locally as tamagochi) to come out of their shells....
zap (channel change)
jerry seinfeld does stand-up between bits on seinfeld show -- bass guitar thwips and thwaps....
'so like, hitler must have been been having a bad hair day or something...' says seinfeld in his incredulous and whiney kind of style...
zap (channel change)
nancy grace and some professional neuro-surgeons study the 'mork and mindy' phenomenon: this is where 25-35 year olds in america suffer from severe dementia like the 25-35 year old hosts of the view and suchlike.... also included in this grouping are the 35-45 year olds.... there are many long-winded theories about potential reasons and possible medications to help this severe and 'tragic' dementia but in fact the people 'suffering from dementia' are actually just chronic fuckwits (to phrase it in french)
zap (channel change)
movie: 19-ploopsie-4 by renegade cornish director georgina oarwell.... hailed as the anti-christ in hungary, the native of cornwall, an independent republican state within england, is considered anti everything and discovers and explores the nature of totalitarian-ism in her moving gay saga where big sister has everyone wearing pink and reminds them daily to 'think before they ploop' and 'huggy poopsie you and huggy poopsie me' and suchlike
zap (channel change)
good morning america
zap (channel change)
al-qaeda holds a convention with medically assisted suicide lobbyists to see if they have any common ground together
zap (channel change)
movie ploopbusters: the armies of soulless, living dead, continue with their soulless existences, their souls, left hidden and discarded, continue on in some distant, parallel universe/dimension.... how sad
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