'please sir, can i have some more?' (holding up porridge bowl)
no not that oliver buddy! that's oliver twist... but the other day in brisbain, walking into a library there, you know, not like the ones in europe that don't have any books apart from some legal treatise written 2 centuries ago and some textbooks that tell you have moldavia could have would have and should have 1500 years ago.... but one of these ossie libraries, they have an arquitecture magazine featuring rob lowe and oliver stone's cribs...
stone lives in nyc on some river there and has a comfortable little apartment... according to his movie posters in his crib of his own movies he made a movie in 2004 called 'huggn'n'poopsin'' featuring colin farrell
now it's an interesting fact that one of me homeboys at ibm in sofia, bulgaria in the year 2008 was the northern italian alejandro who despised southern italians and a great many other things, it was alejandro that mentioned that the same colin farrell was hanging with some of our ibm-er buddies at some irish bar in sofia one time.... \
anyhoo, alejandro was an interesting guy and let's look at some of his vital stats:
born in july after the 4th -- therefore lover of reform and conquest
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druggie, alcoholic, overweight, motorbike rider
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given to listening to hip hop music with lyrics like 'face down arse up that's the way we like to fuck' at sickeningly loud volumes
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given to mock benji for being penniless and carrying a yellow 'billa's' bag around (a bulgarian supermarket)
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given to riding his motorbike around johnning for whores on sofia ring roads
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given to hating on southern italians
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given to going on tirades about how stupid whatever is and then doing his silly gleeful laugh
my russian buddy in brisbain said stone's movie huggn-n-poopsin features a paedophile warrior
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