how benji's crappy career stacks up to any bbc worker's....

look, if you're in the pub after a hard day's work, it's not hard to outdo benji when it comes to braggadocio about worklife, is it? typically, if you didn't know, once benji gets the average monkey into his cab lately he just plugs his earphones in and listens to french group 'air' - 'surfing on a rocket' - pretty lame right? here's what you can do if you work for the bbc and are romantically un-attached:

'oy, you, would you fancy a beer? i work for the bbc, what do you do then?'

'oh well broomhilda and i are spaggot mixers...'

'you're what then?'

'spaggot mixers, don't you know what that is then love?'

'no i don't then, what IS a spaggot mixer?'

'well you know when you've got a plaster base?'
....................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJlPtWkmzw&ob=av2e

air - spaggot mixers

stone temple pilots - interstate love song

it has become a matter of principle, right buddy? has it not? interstate love song, stone temple pilots, you don't even have a sound system to listen to it now, but you won't stop at that, you have to try to capture the magic of that music, without even a basic knowledge of musical notes

so you played the saxomophone for a year when you were twelve years old and know how to read sheet music, doesn't help you now, you still don't know how to explain interstate love song musically........

so good luck....  this song starts with a few very humble chords, that is part of their charm and appeal... these chords go on for a few seconds, it's a normal rock ensemble so drums, rhythm guitar and lead guitar and bass or maybe just one normal guitar plus bass you don't even know... the drums kick in after a few chords.... the drumming is nothing special -- no double bass peddle like in pantera.......... quickly the music becomes very bombastic.... the drums describing the typical rock bombastic promise which most likely leads to nothing but alcholism and cigarrette smoking and some slutty sex....

anyway, it's a very heady mix and you won't really appreciate it all unless you listen to this song which is among the better rock songs....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9TVLK1vNs

foolish bbc song

since benji's last post about the foolish bbc IN-HOUSE production song for their london olympic games song: 'you shine a light on me -- oh oh oh woh woh woh woh woh'........ the BBC have CONTINUED to play this song --- it's all wrong.... no-one is denying the great stuff the brits (english) come up with like: red dwarf, led zeppelin...etc......... the list is neverending -- like the beatles, and fiji.... but this song is just lame buddy... you want a style more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9TVLK1vNs

interstate love song -- stone temple pilots -- english ppl love this song

word slinger

download word slinger wherever for 0ne hour free..... big fish games are running a promotion - only $3 for word slinger - unlimited play - that's cheap but u have to hurry

bbc commercial is stupid

bbc is running a little 30 second commercial about the london olympics with an extremely annoying song that has lyrics like 'you show the light' or 'shine the light' whatever it is, it's crap -- please bbc stop running this ad it's stupid

units of Energy/e=mc2

huggy poops:  in physics, a unit of DIFFERENTIATED energy.... in the 2040s, physics and science realize energy should be differentiated from mere calories or kilojoules to units of spacial and material energy.... thus the mass of a comet in space is a unit of differentiated spacial energy (shmackers).... thus hailey's comet had a mass of 20 something, according to einstein its energy value was (differentiated into shmackers): e = 20 x (299,792,458 x 299,792,458) = a really big number........ however, through huggin'n'poopsin, physicists were able to discern that einstein was a wanker, and in fact, the speed of light was not the fastest speed attainable: this was proved by studying light waves as they approached black holes and establishing their mass as units of differentiated energy in space (shmackers) as related to units of differentiated energy in matter (huggy poops)....... the former unit j-mol is amended to reflect the distinction between matter and space


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilojoule_per_mole

riverworld

http://apps.facebook.com/index.php?stype=lo&lh=Ac-gwVwZ0QDBCRIi        2010

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310952/      2003

american liberal arts students

well recently there was a well researched and well written story in the news.... about how 1 in 2 american college graduates are unemployed or underemployed...alot of them can only find jobs at starbucks and suchlike....

these poor bastards owe a total of a whopping 1 TRILLION $$$!!!!!  that's approx. 1 in 14 of every dollar america owes in debt.... that's WRONG!

on top of that, employers realize these sons of bitches are just dirty cock-slapping coffee slurping whores good for nothing.... so don't even think about getting a degree in liberal arts if you're american: coz they'll fill your head with so many stupid ideas, you won't even be willing to drive a truck after that and make a good living...

here's an example, recently, in my taxi, i picked up 1 liberal arts college professor and 3 or 4 of her students... the party were travelling with a larger party from their university, the university of (*****) in (*****) state, for a short trip to australia in relation to their studies... or just for fun

it quickly became apparent that their education was turning them into morons, one student proposed the following to her professor:

'professor G****, do you think it was be a positive learning experience if i were to rub X****'s knees while B**** sticks a finger into her ear, and then her nostril and taps under her chin and then squeezes her cheeks, after that she'll tap my elbow with her teeth?'

professor G*****:  well yes, the academic H**** wrote in great depth about the importance of...........


and on and on it went buddy, that's the kind of idiot liberal arts students the american universities are churning out... unemployable, stupified dopes!  better to board a ship to north korea and ask them if you can join their army!!!!  that's silly pants buddy!

funny dream

oh man - just had a weird dream.... today is last taxi shift b4 going to fiji -- and starting at midday instead of 3pm.... yesterday's shift was cool -- airport special prayer trick has worked 2 more times since last mention including once yesterday when it was so crowded there would have been no point waiting......... proceed to t3...

before akon 'smack that' alarm goes off this morning as it has been doing for years now - just like in groundhog day........ i am dreaming i am at a banquet ---- there is a giant dessert in the middle of the table -- like 5 square metres of dessert, in fact....you'll recall that in 'mus' the last speaker/player is 'postre' (dessert) however here it doesn't mean dessert...... anyway -- we had the biggest dessert you could imagine on this table.... it was like some kind of giant arse fondue.... we had to help all the goopiness settle that's how big it was when it was poured into its tray which had walls lining about 5 inches high...... then i sit down and someone threw their kind of big serviette at me - it was like 2 feet square and white -- used for putting in your lap while you eat..... i looked up and it was britney spears so threw it right back at her... after that wanted to get up and walk over and talk to her as she was at the next table but didn't -- not coz of feeling shy though -- it was hard, not approaching

where benji stands

well before the entire planet elects Benji leader of its one world government democratically, and Benji turns on them and sends them all to work underground in mines and has them offer up their hottest daughters to Benji, let Benji clarify where he stands on a couple of issues, so it's on the record, recently we were watching CNN international edition -- we have already made it pretty gosh darn clear that CNN from atlanta is nothign but the worst kind of garbage: if the english or the french produce this kind of garbage, it's understandable, but for americans to produce this kind of anglo-frank sickly-willed rubbish is unacceptable.... it's as if your 17 year old son takes to wearing ladies underwear around the home for a few months because of going through a 'phase'.... just the worst kind of garbage........ CNN is pro British...... pro 'Spanish' where spanish is anything except something from Spain, pro 'democrat' except where the democrat is a republican..... CNN is pro-English and anti-scottish, anti-welsh............... CNN is pro communist chinese govt. but anti-anti-freedom

in short, CNN is sickly-willed french garbage --- the scum of the scum, CNN is the weak scum that comes asking you for 20 cents to make a phone call on the one day a year you take public transport, reaking like something that hasn't showered for 2 weeks......... CNN is like the leper with its rotting body parts in need of a Jesus to cure them.......

recently, CNN through its sickly willed garbage, was able to make it appear that some Israeli soldier was punished for hitting some non-palestinian protestor with his gun......... what really happened to this guy, obviously only the Israelis know and they should be smart enough to see that CNN are spineless scum who believe in NOTHING...... what is the ilk of CNN amongst the pro-Palestinian protestors???  some psedo-heterosexuals from england, on their way to brazil for a holiday among the poor where their dollar buys more bang, and after that a year in australia to 'save the world' working for some charity..... this is the kind of non-committed scum that comes from england to protest in favor of the Palestinians...... they protest something that doesn't concern them, that they aren't even really interested in, just so they can appear on TV or brag to their friends how they 'saved the world' and then they can poodle off somewhere and smoke their drugs in some exotic place that doesn't concern them so they can upload their facebook pictures and go to the former 'colonies' like australia and take a special role there due to their inherent british 'superiority' which buys them special privileges in the former colony............. this kind of douche DESERVES to be smashed in the face with a machine gun....... and the Israeli soldier, whilst a stinking ashkenazi jew, and therefore some kind of dirty arab ANYWAY, deserves to be given a PAID HOLIDAY for doing it, he SHOULDN'T be reprimanded for this............

let the people who have a stake in Palestinian rights make their protests (e.g., palestinians) and let the do-gooders from england, on their way to a holiday in the former colonies like australia, not go to Palestine to protest, or if they want to protest, let them bring guns and start shooting..............

in short -- a non-event, but be wary of the likes of CNN and pro-palestinian protestors that aren't even palestinians and have no relation to palestinians...... these people wear a mask of sanctimoniousness and believe their own lies! so these people are toxic trouble

God

you know sometimes you see in a movie or read in a book about some fictional scenario where God, THE God, not a demi-God or sub-God but the ONE AND ONLY God appears as a human and in the movie does this or that.... often he even has an enemy, also a human, the Devil....

obviously it's just fiction and God does not appear as a human, even in the case of a demi-God like Jesus or Krishna where 'God' brings about the immaculate conception of the mother, so that the child is literally the Son of God, divinely conceived, the demi-God is still a man, after all, and subject to laws of nature like death, aging, decay, etc, like anyone else

it's a funny flight of fancy to think that God, THE God, would just 'materialize' out of nowhere, as a fully formed human, without having to go through the travail of childbirth and upbringing and training and education... to make 'special guest appearances', and seems to go against the Nature of the Creation in general........

on the other hand, it's often said that 'anything is possible with God'.... and certainly it may be possible that God can be appealed to directly for direct intervention in some scenario... it's probably true too, however it's probably too much malarkey to expect God to appear as a human, just out of nowhere, for your own entertainment...

still, that's why we have fiction, to make up unreal things so as to ponder different possibilities and suchlike....

today, my taxi car broke down less than half an hour after starting, and i had to call a tow truck, the car was towed back to base less than 3 miles away and i went home and chilled -- no need to work today....

while i don't believe God would just appear in human form 'out of nowhere' whenever he sees fit (i believe this would actually NEVER happen) even though 'anything's possible with God'....... i still love to think that if God ever would appear to me, in human form, it would be as my tow-truck driver today

he was rude, upset and cranky.... when i asked him a question he snaps: 'let me do my job'.... if i mentioned that he seemed upset on the ride home he says 'there are some issues' -- if i say 'like what' he says he doesn't want to talk about it.... he snaps at me to turn the steering wheel this way and that like i get towed everyday and am an expert on mounting a car onto a tow truck...... my directions aren't good enough, he needs an exact street number for his navegator... if i ask him if he's russian he says 'no, i speak eight languages, is that enough for you?' (as if to say, stop asking personal questions, but he also opens the door by asking why i would think he's russian)....... if i mention he's upset he says he's '70 years old and retired and only does this to keep his mind sharp'........

in short, if ever there were a single man the writer has ever met that seemed like the one and only God Himself (or Herself) in the flesh, appeared 'out of nowhere' (an impossibility most likely but a flight of fancy for sure), the writer can only wish it was this surly, rude tow-truck driver... this is the kind of God Benji believes in

2 additional mus signs

actually in the last post we mentioned that pouting the lips is the same as sticking the tongue out of slighted pouted or pursed lips, however to be more precise: the extraction of the tongue indicates good 'chica' in mus but the pouting of the lips, with no tongue extrusion means good low pairs (2 x pairs but low) -- 'duples bajos' (bajo = low in spanish) the raising of both eyebrows at the same time, like when you see someone you know, indicates high pairs (2 x pairs) thus: raising both eyebrows + biting the lips = 2 x pairs and 1 pair is a pair of kings however, raising both eyebrows + jerking your jaw slightly to the left = 4 kings raising both eyebrows and sticking the tongue out most likely means 2 kings and 2 aces

how to play card game 'mus'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXO8xS9M8uk (tu cafe) well if this blog's current 'read 'em and weep' motto has anything to do with the expression used in card games before laying the cards on the table, then that game would most certainly be 'mus'.... it's said that the anglo game 'bridge' -- apparently played by microsoft's bill gates is perhaps the greatest card game, the writer wouldn't know, not knowing the rules, however, the writer considers the card game of spain 'mus'.... to be the greatest card game of all times.... if travelling to spain, probably 1 in 5 or more spaniards would know how to play this game.... it's played in pairs of 2 people versus 2 people and each team must play together against the others, secrets facial signs are permitted allowing that partner farthest from the dealer to know his buddy's hand, however these signals must be regulation - not just any old made up signal - and these regulation signals are probably the same all over spain, regardless of the considerable regional and linguistic differences amongst the various regions in the tiny peninsula: the commonest signals are: wink with the left eye for 31 points... wink with the right eye for 31 with 'la real' (royale) (invincible combination of 31 points consisting of 3 sevens and a face card (face card = 10 points) bight the lower lip for 2 kings poke the tongue out or pout for 'chica' (low cards) - by the way, a common mus expression is 'jugador de chica, perdedor de mus' (chica player = mus loser) -- chica means small in spanish but also woman/girl (like 'shortie' in eubonic talk) jerk your jaw to the left quickly to indicate to your partner you have 3 of a kind and then bite your lower lip if those 3 of a kind are kings clearly, if your opponent sees your sign and knows your hand, he will not let you know but will bet and react accordingly the spanish deck has only 40 cards, there are no 8s 9s or 10s and in mus a 3 is the same as a king and a 2 is the same as an ace so there are 8 kings and 8 aces there are four games in every game played once the mus is cut (similar to cards no longer being dealt in poker however cards can be replaced until someone 'cuts the mus') these four games are: grande (big) chica (small) pares (pairs) juego (game) -- if no-one has cards amounting to 31 points then a substitute game, 'punto' (point) will be played where 30 is the best hand followed by 29 and 28 and so forth in descending order the player with the best grande must have 4 kings then 3 kings 1 horse, 3 kings 1 jack (sota), 3 kings one 7 running down to four aces (worse grande) the best chica is four aces, then 3 aces and a four and so forth the best pares are 4 kings then 2 kings 2 horses, 2 kings 2 sotas, 2 kings two 7s, etc (four of a kind or not necessarily better than 2 different pairs, unlike poker) the best juego is 31 points with the winner being nearest receiver to the dealer with the exception of 'real' (royale) where the holder has three 7s and a sota/caballo(horse)/rey(king) that player will be the winner bet to 30 or 40 points depending on the spaniards/part of spain and win 1 game, win 3 games and win outright placing a bet with shitty cards can scare other players leading to points accumulated: eg., you have 4 aces and want to bluff the grande to win it, someone says 'invido cinco' (i bet five) you say 'ortorgo' (i bet the lot = all 30 or 40 points) if they chicken out you win their initial bet - 5 points thus, benji's first 'mus' games, in spain, were in 1992 when benji was 16... benji was already a well trained mus player although given to overly big bluffs.... imagine going to a school where whoever wants to smoke can smoke in the tiny recreation area... everyone is busting open sunflower seeds and eating the seed and spitting out the shells like machine gun fire in staccato crunches, seniors can and occasionally do buy a small beer 'una canya' in the school bar however they do not overdrink, 18 year olds look like 25 due to facial hair.... benji's first spanish words were only related to 'mus' and learnt starting at around age four.... art students at age 16 and 17 are provided with naked models for which to draw... nobody makes a big deal out of it, that's spain for you -- everyone acts like they're 100,000 years older than they are... benji's first 'mus' games were in madrid with classmates: virginia, raquel and alicia... probably alicia was benji's partner although maybe virginia at some point too... a typical game runs thus: example: virginia deals, benji is 'mano' (hand - that player 1st to receive from dealer, benji plays with alicia) benji: mus, everyone else says 'mus'... everyone throws out shitty cards (basically everything except kings) let's say someone 'cuts the mus' before you can even change cards, probably coz they got 31 points and they are 'mano' (one of first two players nearest dealer) plus their partner has seen their secretly passed and well timed wink and has some pairs (pares) to back up their player when bonus point are counted at the end of the game for even having pares and juego + winning/scaring other away at bet time) benji (mano): paso (i pass) most normally the two manos will always 'pass' (pasar) and allow the 'postres' (= dessert but also last receiver in cards) to do the talking for them (like a lawyer) benji: paso (let's say i have winked 31 to alicia and she has seen it and has 3 of a kind which is good pares and also means she might even have juego (31+points) raquel: paso alicia: paso (my partner passes, knowing we might win the grande at the end of the game and take 1 bonus point for it) virginia: i bet 10 (invido diez) - that's alot of points (a third or a quarter of a total game (out of 3 in full))... she could be trying to 'steal' the lousy 1 bonus point or else baiting us with excellent cards, alicia, my partner is too scared to take it but i have 3 kings and an ace so i up the bet 10 more points (invido 10 mas) -- if virginia accepts this bet, the game will be played out and the 20 point bet will be decided at the end of the game (the four hands) when points are reckoned

GLENN BECK IS ON 'LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBISON'

what would Jesus find more boring? days of our lives reruns or 'life today with james robison'??? u2's bono mentions famously in one of his songs that 'the god [he] believes in isn't short of cash mister'... nietzsche remarked on the bible that it is a 'rabbinical mess' (recycled judaism) what is the point of cash cow evangelical tv shows? to donate money? to whom and for what purposes? anyway, was just gonna watch some internet porn, which is just sin, when glen beck from fox news (b4 he was fired) turns out to be on aforementioned boring show... if you think benji's blog is boring enough to make you headbutt your table in pure frustration, just give these evangelical christian american tv shows enough time and you'll be punching your own lights out in no time buddy! anyway, too much work buddy, makes jack a dull boy....... how about that anders breivik people (slipping into dave letterman mode here)....? ouch.... (cricket sounds abound/silence) that's just sadddddddddddddddd--- and terrible -- really reminds you of nietzsche's words: 'a terrible will projected a thousand years into the future' (regarding the EU's union and its influence on all humankind)... those norwegians all stone-faced and breivik seems like a really tough nut watching james robison, wondering where the hell GMA (good mourning america) is, just wondering what's more sinful, porn or james robison.... GMA came on - as usual they are morbidly obsessed with england's 'royalty' (delusional anglo-saxon self-worship) everyone sux but don't go shooting them - just get some zzzzzz's buddy and take a holiday

mind over digital signals????

shitty night in taxi tonite -- got stuck at airport with a load of short fares that amounted to nothing... apparently a bunch of a-fricken wrappers from the u.s. (like ice cube from nwa) are having a big concert tomorrow just north of auburn here and some of them were at the airport standing around, one of them looked like snoop dogg, but maybe it wasn't snoop dogg here's the interesting thing, at the airport, if ur customer wants a short cab ride, you tell an attendent there and he puts your number in the system and if ur back in under say 25 minutes, you get to jump the long line of waiting taxi (sometimes 200+ and an hour wait) and get fast-tracked based on whether your number is in the system or no what u can do, even if you haven't picked up that day, is pretend you have, go to the hut for identification, get rejected and go to the end of the line... but what if you can 'pray' or 'will' a 'miracle'.... what if you believed you could get a green light, despite not even being in the system... and your strength of conviction was enough to make it so... well that has happened to benji 3 or 4 times already! strange to say! perhaps it was just 'human error' (they ARE incompetent at the airport though, so you never know!)... anyway, will keep u posted of anymore potentially 'supernatural' events like that

only the homely

well it's 215pm which means it's time for another show and leave for another taxi shift... that's gonna be wed/thur/friday/saturday/sunday/monday/tuesday all in a row.... that would be 84 hours of work in a row but the car broke down 4 hours into thursday's shift so only 76 hours in a row... abnormal - too much work but we're going to fiji in two tuesdays time for 13 days so got to make some money the neighbourhood in auburn looks great here... benji recommends everyone not homeless with a fridge gets into the habit of making a gallon or smoothie with regular milk and blended fruits everyweek so as to keep a good intake of fruits happening -- they are so messy to peel on occasion it's easier just to drink them in blended form whenever... struggling with smoking again - refuse to buy a packet though - too expensive here and would lead to unrestrained smoking so just bumming them off people --- sure won't be smoking in fiji though -- that's for sure met a couple of russians while shopping for prawns a moment ago at supermarket - they are from lithuania but prefer to speak russian as they are russian -- apparently they speak polish in lithuania also

more political stuff

okay, having posted last post, slept, and still don't know if there's a taxi available for benji today.... it would be with guy who benji drove for in 1999..... thanks to smart phones, which we didn't have in 1999... it's now possible to read up internet stories while lying on bed on one's phone....... thus we have the former gov. of ohio and obama re-election guy ted strickland writing before romney's planned visit to IRS that romney believes in nothing - no core beliefs and that he's not a gun guy or hunting guy you know benji only ever first visited america about 25 days before 9/11 and stayed another couple of months after that pressure washing roofs in virginia... because benji's legs (knees/bones/ankles) were no good for wearing steel-pinned cleats and doing that kind of work, benji's work mostly consisted of gaying faggots that one of the pressure washers threw from the roof if it was unfit....... this generally consisted of retrieving said faggots and bagging them.... this lead another of the three of us, george, whose car tags said 'magik1' to utter: 'i love you ben you gay faggot' continuing, last year, possibly longer than that, we bought a kilogram of jarred honey from a small scale farmer on the picturesque 'bells line of road' to katoomba... if you ever visit sydney and wish to make the 2 hour day trip to the 'blue mountains' - benji strongly recommends you take an extra 45 minutes and do it right by travelling the 'bells line of roads'........ this honey, from the bells line of roads farm guy there, some italian ossie..... has been sitting around now in its jar for probably well over a year being wholly ignored, it is now being used daily as a substitute for sugar or sweeteners with coffee... try honey - it is great returning to romney.... all of these little potshots the people fire, if you really care who you elect president you should educate urself a little http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney it's a lot of reading but romney has done good things with massachussettes state govt. deficits...... obama seems like a really great guy, but it also seems like he is gonna run up the u.s. deficit more and more as he goes.... currently the u.s. deficit is approx. 15 trillion dollars or what the u.s. can produce in 1 year.... approx. 1 trillion of this is just in student loans!! (astounding!).... another 1 trillion or so to china and japan.... and so on and so forth.... in foreign policy, romney needs to clarify where he stands vis-a-vie syria (does he approve of intervention of sorts) and egypt - where he stands with islamic brotherhood (in benji's humble opinion) turns out 1999 benji taxi boss does have a car for benji today so it's off to work in like an hour's time today is benji's mom's birthday in american time... 68... however in her native land spain april 13th finished a few short hours ago and here in australia it's already 120pm on the 14th april so it was her birthday yesterday here.... send her out a card in the mail and will catch up with her on wednesday or thursday and probably catch some more fox news then many americans are drowning in student debt..... a scheme needs to be set up to make this situation bearable.... obviously america is not going to entertain the kinds of relationships australia entertains with regional powerhouse china...... so the relationship between china and america is more of a black/red financial one with america being very much in the red

groupon and presidential election in america

groupon have done right by benji --- failed to claim almost $50 worth of product, and instead of losing a customer thanks to their lack of automatic email notification system, they just credit another $50.... so bought some tepenyaki rest. deal today's political headlines scream: 1 x romney north korea silly pants ...... 2 x obama pays less in tax than romney who is worth 250 million and obama is worth 800k a year thanks to 400k being president + book sales 1) you've seen the movie with will smith teaching the fat guy to dance - came out around early 2005 - he slaps the fat guy and says no, don't dance like that.... likewise, benji slaps romney and says 'no'....... no north korea, no emboldening, no...... the reality is that north koreans are cute and cuddly and barely a threat to anyone...... let the pentagon and the state dept. worry about them...... now we want to know how romney made his money, who's gonna hold being rich against anyone? bill gates set the gold standard for being rich and not being despised 2) obama and his book sales, while in auckland last year, started reading obama's 'audacity of hope' for a while in a book store... only coz he was president though..... not a bad read but by the looks of it obama is very much the way he is, everyone gets his politics....... the white media love him coz he's a vehicle for atonement for whatever it was they did wrong to mr. yellow, mr. brown in the middle east and the rest of the non-whitey crew........ it won't be easy for romney to beat obama.... romney should stick with lowering the deficit and lowering gas prices and forget about north korea... note in the picture below a young bill o'reilly is seen with various boobs

more on tv

so we had some news on australia's sbs channel about north korea -- they're looking great over there -- not threatening -- just teddy bears, and the next thing on tv was far more disturbing: french people... french movie 'no hard feelings' -- how can the u.s. state dept. worry so much about the north koreans when everyone should be grateful they aren't french and leave it at that?????????????????? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1337205/ 'no hard feelings' is 'sans rancune' in french which is probably 'rancor' next we had the morbid trio of letterman/ferguson/o'brien clearly no-one has told them they are walking zombies........ dead on arrival -- the three brainless zombies (play video game flowers versus zombies it's much more entertaining)......... all were talking about birds: pigeon taped to dick in case of ferguson (of course they aren't scum of LA)....... duck hunting in case of o'brien - here in australia - the south - dark is pronounced 'duck' -- this would be a relief to alot of black skinned people with red hearts..... letterman is a morbid pig - we pity da fool - he had larry bird and magic johnson on his show so there were some strange coincidences in the land of pitiful weakling scum of the earth loser late night tv show hosts in yankee-land now on tv we have german movie 'red cockatoo' to round out the bird talk http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418115/ you stink (except for north korea - you guys r awesome - love u guys)_ we love north korea but we pity da fools! we pity da fools buddy --- pity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJnKm6ftPu0

fox news' mole joe muto

http://news.yahoo.com/rep-allen-west-says-81-house-members-communists-221608758--abc-news-politics.html here joe tells us about bill o'reilly's propensity for crap: http://gawker.com/5900848/the-thin-white-line-that-separates-fox-news-staffers-from-bill-oreilly-on-the-shitter you know, benji's father always made a thing of cleaning his arse with water from the bath tub, he just straight out refused to stick toilet paper up his own arse so he always cleaned his arse with his hand from the tap as he sat on the lip of the bathtub... often we'd carry on deep and meaningful conversations as this went on.... army style... with barely a gap in the door........ unfortunately there was sometimes a little pool left in the bathtub one inch square with a tiny speckle of poop in it -- it was clear who had left those there

the imbeciles letterman and ferguson revisited

well we just had a mouthful of both of them... one sometimes recalls a father's words, if one had a father... 'you'll never amount to nothing,'.... 'you don't know shit!'... words like that... in this case, benji recalls that solemn judgement: 'you are going backwards...' applying the 'you are going backwards...' measure to aforementioned clowns, it appears ferguson is most definitely going backwards whereas letterman is going nowhere, neither forwards nor backwards, a keel-less, rudderless boat tossed about wherever.... watching letterman chit chat with gervais, it seemed the two of them, their body language, with their hands and fingers seemed to be saying, 'omg we're gonna make a truckload of money, we won't even know what to do with it all...' couple with a general gaze into the air about a metre in front of them signifying drunk with 'success'..... well if they're happy, we're happy for them...... it really is hard to know where the communist propaganda of the chinese govt. starts and the bullshit of the america anglo-name supremacy 'soft power' takes over... it's all a big bunch of crap maybe there should be a new day called 'crap day' - say on august 1st and china and america could celebrate it together and have a giant crap monster like in wrath of the titans.... morons like letterman and ferguson and most of the western world addicted to their voices and i-phones like narcissus and his reflection should practice shutting up an hour a day and staring at ants, birds and other living things in the wild... seriously, and then ask themself: 'why am i constantly talking and acting like a bitch?' -- this goes for o'brian too... in other news there was a movie from spain on tv called 'gordos' (fat people) the highlight was a sex scene between two incredibly obese actors -- you could really see them bouncing off eachother in their lovemaking scene like sumo wrestlers, amazing

movie review: Wrath of the Titans

3d movie - wrath of the titans... utilizes greek mythology such as was passed down by plutarch to provide a backdrop and storyline for action sequences based on mythological battle between olympians and titans whether you place your faith in oxford scholars of greek mythology or american or russian university scholars of greek mythology or blavatsky (helena blavatsky... www.blavatsky.net) makes little difference as the topic is hard to get your head around, potentially lacks relevance, in a date and age where we can and do as a society create our own gods (e.g., the kardashian family) - or fantasy gods like in lord of the rings, which are based on norse gods anyway.... possibly the titans were a race of lemurian giants that wielded tremendous black magical power... the movie features some kind of 'monsters' - kind of like in lord of the rings - blavatsky asserts that lemurian black magicians here on earth in ages past, did in fact create creatures with power to watch and guard against opposing races... there are similar things in lord of the rings.... gods that are immortal, such as kronos (saturn) and zeus (jupiter) can basically be said to typify the planetary influences that we have been mentioning recently on this blog... to better understand the nature of saturn, people should study the 'e' note arquetype as outlined in spencer lewis' 'self mastery and fate with the cycles of life'... likewise zeus or jupiter is the 'f' note arquetype (the color lilac) and is likewise outlined in lewis' book gods like 'aries' featured in the histories and this movie fall under the chaldean system of horoscope of 12 gods... it all becomes complicated reading... likewise when reading blavatsky, again, it becomes complicated.... a basic understanding of the 7 arquetypes as outlined by spencer lewis is all a person needs to know on the topic of planets.... however, it's not good enough for the egyptians and greeks who had their 'uranus' (hades/osiris) - god of the underworld... it's all too much to talk about... go and play a computer game or something

insurance jounral

well if ur interested in what insurer's read... check out insurance journal... here's an article about various disasters in america, australia and china etc in recent year and the numbers...

http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2012/04/06/242371.htm

also, would u eat mushrooms from a can that says 'product of china'??? why why not?

sms (don't call) your response to: (international area code) + 61 4237 14886

keep answer to one paragraph max --

table talk

well that recently mentioned bulgarian girl that went back to bulgaria from australia indefinitely - she left her cat, gave it to us permanently, plus she left her sound system and desktop pc on permanent loan until she returns... this blog posting is the first using her pc... maybe will be able to edit some short movies on this thing which has just been sitting on the table here unused for weeks... have cuts and such... turns out when we jack the i-pod to her stereo system it has 10 million more songs than it's willing to reveal with only earphones -- very odd

john mccain and his daughter meghan

http://news.yahoo.com/meghan-mccain-too-mitt-romney-republicans-084500848.html

benji's pretty sure this article is written by meghan mccain who would be arizona governor john mccain's daughter -- actually not sure what john mccain does but maybe he's a senator now or something... john mccain is the only voice that really came out and said, 'arm the syrian rebels'... it seemed a bit premature at the time but now it seems like good advice... we had the russians kind of weighing in for a while after that and then kofi annan fumbled around meaninglessly for a while and nothing happened... the situation there is gridlocked... benji proposes bold action: arming the syrian people, surrepticiously or otherwise...

regarding meghan mccain's article, if u don't feel like reading it, basically she says that she enjoys sexting tremendously and will send you a photo of her boobs via SMS... now you know

btw... if any ladies out there do feel the need to SMS pictures of their boobs, well stand by for a mobile phone number for that

french movie review time

french movie review time: 2004's 'me and my sister' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410639/

currently watching it now... europeans can be so depressing, kind of like visiting a home for the elderly: diseased and suffering from dementia...

it's little wonder the more germanic peoples of europe, such as the germans, have invaded france twice during each world war...... this movie is typical

of the putrid, weak, boring, non-sensical garbage that the europeans come up with... even the germans come up with this kind of garbage too, despite being

the masculine principal in the germany/france rape scenario which both parties loved so much....

this movie is so slow, the only redeeming factor is the psycho sister that abuses her other sister (they are both 'grown up')... if it wasn't for her occasional bouts

of violent anger, you might possibly slip into a depression and start pondering suicide, that's how horrible french cinema (and european for that matter) cinema is...

this movie is fit for in-bred ashkenazi jews in america to watch for their precious academy, but it's really garbage all the same, every player in this movie should

go and buy a 12-gauge shotgun and blow his own head off -- that's how pathetically boring it is, that's what happens when movie budgets come from socialist government

departments full of sickly europeans instead of from the free market like in america with their precious anglo-saxon named ones..... the goal of this movie seems to

be to muster up some sympathy and respect for the nazis and their attempts at smashing france... now they just had a shot of benji's old neighbourhood in paris, porte

maillot, by the looks of it, the big porte maillot building was there.... you know how boring the french are? they are so pathetic and boring that you don't even

want to tell them about it in case they all start suiciding like in iraq.... first thing you know you're just trying to buy some bread and avoid the idiot rabble

everywhere you step in france, then some walking carcass is telling you some dumb gay crap like: 'insert dumb garbage here' and before you know it your brain cannot

produce a drop of seratonin or dopamine and the natural biological reaction from that point on is to contemplate suicide...

that's what france can do for you and this movie 'me and my sister' is very much emblematic of that... mayhap frenchies won't like being lumped in the same basket

but these europeans are really scum (the french).... the best thing you can do when you see a frenchie is run the other way or if there's no other option, shoot to

kill.... avoid france completely.... this country will bore you to tears and you won't even barely feel any pain at having to keep it secret from your french buddies

because they are all morons anyway... just saying buddy!


1963's 'come fly with me' with karl marlden is set alot in france too... it's not the ants pants (the bees knees).... but it's definitely better than that crap ' my sister and me'....that's what benji's business cards say: 'come fly with me'.... anyway... you know the french don't deserve any kind of reputation as rude or arrogant... the sydney people are much ruder than the french... just drive a taxi in sydney and you'll see.....

the gaydom of Heaven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDeWM-gn8sE (dmx - lord gimme a sign)


well, one of these days, when we get around to uploading some crappy home videos to youtube -- we'll see benji's cat after slaying a big mouse and shit like that

now to gay ppl and nyc.... you know, as mentioned, benji spent about half a year in nyc about 7 years ago now.... we made the acquaintance of some sheila who years later made it known she was married or attached to some big famous hollywood movie star from wayback.... her, benji, and one of benji's nyc buddies spent an afternoon in the 'fashion district' which is an amazing part of manhattan where people are really dressed to the nines, as they say, and the area is imbued with an interest in fashion, boutique clothing stores and suchlike....

we mention also in passing, that benji's living room stereo, on permanent loan from the same purveryor of afore-mentioned cat, a bulgarian girl whose ossie-fication hit a snag due to a divorce and who has since returned to bulgaria -- hence the giving of the cat, this sound system holds a few cds and a cassette and only has very mellow sounding music, like from the 30s and 40s, american crooners and suchlike

now what you probably haven't noticed much is benji's use of 'shit' in the first paragraph, but when you have a gay buddy in nyc, and there's no greater city in the world to have a gay buddy in perhaps, although maybe tokyo is better.... when you have a gay buddy that is really highly sexually active and having all kinds of clusterfuck events with a long chain of gay lovers.... every i and t needs to be carefully dotted and crossed when using 'loose' language like, 'and shit like that,' 'and all that fucking shit, you know right dude?'....... these colorful phrases take on really realistic turns when your buddy really is fucking shit on a weekly basis

anyway, what's wrong with our celebrity obsessed culture anyway? how come they never follow the gay lover affairs of gay movie stars? the rare few practicing gay movie stars like rock hudson had to kind of keep it hidden... what's wrong with our society that we don't have openly gay movie-stars and teenage kids following their string of love affairs with one member of the same sex after another....

in short, what's WRONG with people???

just some food for thought for you...

and speaking of food, today we whipped up: diced tomatoes and diced cucumbers with diced fetta cheese (bulgarian) and some diced onion, tuna - that's a delicious salad right there, plus consider going to your local asian food purveyor and buying some fish tofu -- absolutely delicious -- if you eat too much red meat, ur gonna be unhealthy!

well speaking of unhealthy, my gay buddy in nyc aforementioned, poor guy must be dead now of AIDS, he sure was a funny guy though... imagine spending a night at your buddy's crib and having to make sure to admonish him to not try to have sex with you or in any way put 'moves' on you... that's silly pants buddy!

this was a loveable buddy, no doubt, just ask nick nolte's wife, next time you see her! but all the money he and the folks in his building were costing taxpayers for aids treatments and heavily subsidized rent in chelsea... amazing... not pointing any fingers buddy, we all like a free lunch sometime... just interesting is all

victory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZlpmJg8so (llan de cubel - rigu esva - asturian folk music)

well when a taxi shift ends at 3am and one gets home 15 minutes later from 5 dock... there's no doing but tune in to good mourning america, especially now that katie couric is there... maybe robin is on holiday....

this morning, upon arising, drove out west to mount druitt to visit marisol specifically to take delivery of the all important new toy: cell phone jammer..... it's funny that in the american constitution, the right to bear arms is safeguarded, yet the u.s. federal govt. has outlawed cell-phone jammers -- that's just plain wrong.... there's no greater weapon for a taxi driver, after an i-pod or suchlike audio device, than a cell phone jammer

here's a sample of conversation from today's test drive:

idiot inconsiderate passenger: gla gla gla bla bla bla - oop, the call dropped out (perplexed)

insert montgomery burns 'excellent' sound here

so who was on tv after all these months of relative absence but that ne'er do well bill o'reilly and his buddy miller, miller said something funny but he continues to say things that are difficult to understand -- they discussed oprah and rosie o'donnell

now to suburbs and street names: in madrid, as remarked to marisol, -o'donnell- is where marisol's mother had her apartment for a great many years -- there is also a subway stop in madrid named o'donnell in this area.... in fact, marisol had her first two babies in the hospital across the road from her mother's home in o'donnell.....

here in sydney we have a very small street called 'barack' street -- it's quite a coincidence given barack obama is the president of america.... barack street -- very small..... near george street around the business-y end of things in town -- getting close to the harbor area around by the bridge and opera house..... pitt street is another main street parallel to george....

back to miller and winfrey.... the former was discussing the latter.... he had some 'pertenitientes' (pertinent) remarks to say --- not sure how pertinent is in spanish now.... but that word came up during journalism studies in spain.... winfrey came out a while ago near her big 25th anniversary finale of her show saying 'someone out there thinks like maybe i should be hanging up the gloves' (paraphrasing).... she never specified who or what though...... it just looked like she wanted to end on a 25th anniversary note and do some other stuff...... now apparently she is having problems with rosie o'donnell

benji is incapable of hearing 'rosie o'donnell' without thinking about grandma on 'doctor esquerdo street' in aforementioned 'o'donnell' area of madrid and thinking how that situation was more or less rosie..........

oprah went to india and did a big she-bang thing here in sydney, they even had a giant 'o' for oprah put on the harbor bridge for her......

miller mentioned sthmg along the lines of cult of personality and deification

you know with benji, well now if u get in the cab, there's every chance your idiot chatter on your cellie will be electronically blocked, but apart from that, you know with benji, you're either one of 7 and more specifically, one of 14 different types

winfrey and paris hilton are the kind of aquarian 'salt of the earth' saturnian types...... go figure how paris hilton can be salt of the earth..... but there's no denying math, geometry and cosmic laws so whatever....

here's a quote from rapper dmx: 'either ur the one trapped or you're da one huntin''

tv land

tv review:

in reverse order: hollywood sign (movie) burt reynolds -- unfinished - currently listening to it now approx 35 mins in

conan o'brien repeats: with dana carva and christian slater - two episodes - some highly amusing things.. idea: cob's offkick andy should be in a new segment -
he should appear weekly in a different 4 star hotel each time, run around the lobby buck naked, hotel staff - bellboys, concierge, etc, should try to rush up to him

unseen and slap a buttock vigorously, andy in turn must slap a red circular 'sold' sticker on any comers... that would be highly entertaining albeit possibly

humiliating for andy (however better for the great good anyway), will look fwd to future episodes to see if cob implements this initiative

cnn and fox news: cnn, great work people, including the aboriginal of china, paula chew in hong kong - benji officially revokes all hate -- especially liked that

mexico drug work -- good on you and again, all hate and curses revoked -- they also reported fiji flooding, have holiday booked there in approx. 3 weeks time... in

future weak nations will be pummelled by climate disasters and find it hard to get back onto their feet: eg., haiti (non man-made disaster but still)... in australia,

a qld state policewoman told me suicides and depressions are up in qld state where insurance policy holders were renegged on... it falls to govt. to tackle these

issues... federal govt. here has not been aggressive at all in pursuing this - left to local state govt. which recently was voted out - also good autism story cnn

fox news: new segment pre-fox n friends with two genetically engineered wasps - highly comely blondes, ana corman and some other blonde... very comely -- nice colors

in set design - nice set -- also fox n friends (both seen live) greta, kilmead and doocy.. they haven't changed, unwatchable though - they started blubbering about

romney, unwatchable... romney has done well to avoid getting to incestuous with fox news... he should continue to do so...... romney took hits on cob show too.... i

think his car elevator house would be cool -- he has a house in la jolla california -- previously had only heard of this place due to some kooks that run an operation

called 'course on miracles' - some new age kooks -- there may be more famous new age kooks operating out of la jolla but their names evade now.... is that guy in rome

standing in front of a relief of socrates? who is on that relief?

huckabee: tows usually line of blindly worshipping mlk - truth is, due to unfortunate segregation of afro-americans in usa, blacks imploded and suffered too many cases

of incestuous offspring -- same thing happened with ashkenazi jews however in their case was self-imposed -- this is not black hate or anti-semitic - just a fact -

incestuous breeding spells bad genes - that's science.... no-one wants to talk about this sad reality -- benji neither (hence briefly writing about it only - its just

disgusting) -- all disgusting realities are swept under carpet and replaced with blind deification of mlk -- this is typically american -- u see the same thing with

the national media's (eg., gma - good mourning america's) now untrustworthy reports of u.s. armed forces actions in afghanistan -- basically propaganda --- my mother

mentioned that one of huckabee's musical acts, some guy dressed in black with a black hat on looked like a 'gilipollas'.... huckabee is likeable guy but given to

talking shit sometimes, isn't everyone?

geraldo: oh wait, hoody not to blame..... benji's take: forget race, real simple: overzealous vigilante, overzealous but legitimate self-defender (martin)...

unfortunate death, vigilante is protected by 'stand your ground laws' as would have been martin if he had won the fight... highly unfortunate, most likely zimmerman

will walk free however he should be prosecuted zealously under civil laws for wrongful death by martin's family... martin's parents seem like noble people, very

unfortunate for them.... black panther's call for zimmerman's assassination is unlawful, law enforcement should warn them... free speech does not cover incitations to

assassinate.... public prosecutor might try an involuntary manslaughter case but anyway zimmerman acted in self-defense.... it's a real pity coz he is really highly at

fault, having instigated the event through over-zealousness, race is not relevant, only clouds issues

chris wallace, no wait, guy who does chris wallace meet the press/sunday styled show in fox news has different name -- classy guy that guy (both of them actually) -

highly respectable, said something surprising to juan williams about feeling like it was the first time williams looked at him with admiration, was he serious? too

hungover to figure it out maybe, got highly drunk on saturday nite (yesterday sunday highly hungover) - still sick now on monday nite

hollywood sign movie 2001(burt reynolds) listen + watch first 30 mins.... antonio rolando maria (tino) rodriguez means bidness - where's paula carva? (dana carva's mrs) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0239467/

meet market (movie)-- los angelino douchebags act whacky -- some american woman has lesbian affair with anglo-cockney accent lady... a black american (afro) is meant
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366762/ 2008
to have never thought about sex apart from 'missionary position' sex (impossible) - aussie (from nipntuck) has american accent and therefore isn't lame but is lame

anyway

what comes around (movie from like 1986) set in tennessee about two brothers -- one is country music star -- brother kidnaps him and forces him off alcohol and pills a
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090311/

while and they figure out his agent is ripping him off (southern styled american movie instead of ny or LA pic)

waltz across texas (movie from 1982) set in midlands texas, players have texan axes and drill for oil.... they say 'bidness' instead of 'bizness', dance as opposite-sex
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084886/
couples touching (not groping) eachother (!!!! omg people still do that in the 20th century!), features homely supporting acctress that champions the occasional fight

between lovers as healthy

the hunger games (bigsreen) - futuristic city featuring spaceship like air transports and railways that run on electro-magnets without touching the tracks has capital

city modelled on chinese communist architectural principles.... 24 american kids (or western hemisphereans rather) in teams of 2 are challenged to murder eachother for

love of country... this is not, as huckabee pointed out, ludicrous, as modern nations currently expect 20 year olds to fight their wars, or at least they did in wwii

when everyone was classier anyway.... city dwellers in hunger games are clown like looking futuristic victorians or else lsd popping russians... 24 kids are very much

modern day americans... the hunting kill-down scenes in this movie are a triumph, they are highly realistic and extremely well shot --- if you liked books like 'lord

of the flies' that probe this kind of bloodsport psychology that is so relevant to the conscripted soldier mindset, watch this movie, this is really great stuff (in

terms of the hunting scenes)... the victorian/russian-lsd clown city-dwellers just make u wonder why the kids suck it all up instead of just killing their compatriots

is some of the dumb shit this movie foists in you, but again, the violence in this movie is not gratuitous... btw benji has reverted back to only eating sea-foods but

not other meats after being inspired by russian hare krishna buddy, this guy came along recently to trip to theme park near brisbane and showed us some pics of one of

his russian hare krishna buddies in india meeting putin in india... also mentioned a hare krishna russian guy in india (possibly same guy) that threw away his russian

passport and decided to just kick it in india indefinitely (jobless and just kind of doing whatever - that's whack!) -- guy in bulgaria, half-russian, once mentioned a

rumor that in russia there are hunters that really do hunt down humans.... likewise common rumor (most likely true) in communist china some bidnessmen eat babies or

baby (dead) coz they 'improve virility'... again, all outdoor hunting shots/scenes in 'hunger games' are really outstanding... early cinematography - first 5 minutes

very jump-cutty, too zoomed-in and shaky (meant to be realistic and shit) --- commie chinese/victorian/russian-lsd city slickers nowhere near as high quality as

hunting scenes.... most indoor scenes in this movie stink including the talk-show-styled segments which only serve to represent in a dumb warped way american youths
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392170/ 2012 movie
pathetic obsession with tv/fame-losers/not-reading-books/drugs and conan (who at least has very funny segments featuring how to draw dicks on your friends foreheads)

u know who else liked nazis apart from my grandpa? the americans working on missile technology after wwii - they brought a shitload of them back home with them to

build kickarse rockets... in my grandad's village, in asturias, alot of the generation before his went to the usa (before the great depression) to work like 40 years

and then returned to asturias rich to die....