how benji's crappy career stacks up to any bbc worker's....

look, if you're in the pub after a hard day's work, it's not hard to outdo benji when it comes to braggadocio about worklife, is it? typically, if you didn't know, once benji gets the average monkey into his cab lately he just plugs his earphones in and listens to french group 'air' - 'surfing on a rocket' - pretty lame right? here's what you can do if you work for the bbc and are romantically un-attached:

'oy, you, would you fancy a beer? i work for the bbc, what do you do then?'

'oh well broomhilda and i are spaggot mixers...'

'you're what then?'

'spaggot mixers, don't you know what that is then love?'

'no i don't then, what IS a spaggot mixer?'

'well you know when you've got a plaster base?'
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJlPtWkmzw&ob=av2e

air - spaggot mixers