once Rudy had a girlfriend, like a steady girlfriend... obviously she was insane too, and like Rudy, quite a murderer.... she was from Nebraska and had moved to California and spent years there studying acting and then pursuing a career in acting but her career never took off and she never got more than bit parts, with one line spoken, at most... she was a Ukalayli [sic] player (one of those little guitars) -- as per the dictates of my imagination -- and terribly upset about her inability to 'make it in Hollywood'.
One night, while stretching her toes in bed with Rudy after two hours of animal love-making(Rudy had just killed some more strangers a few days before the sex), Rudy explained to her, while she smoked some pot, that the best thing she could do is kill as many of her peers as possible,
"Rig up a truck bomb and take it to some small get-together where the security's not too tight, like the screen actors guild (or SAG for short)," Rudy helpfully added, "and just detonate it right there, cause maximum impact and detonate it with a cell phone so that you don't hurt yourself."
"I'll think about it, just all those dresses, wigs and hair that has been worked on for hours, the expensive jewellery, the happily married successful acting couples and the filthy moral-less rich, rich, rich successful cheating sluts!!!!! fuck them I hate them all!" Sabina's, for that was her name, voice rose to a hysterical pitch as she started wringing her hands in spiritual agony. "Fuck them I hate them all I want them all to burn!!! I want them all to burn like filthy stupid Irakis; motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Look I'm gonna help you do it," Rudy matter-of-factly responded before taking Sabina into his arms under the open sky and the desert moonlight and kissing her passionately.
And that is how, boys in girls, in the year 2022, Sabina Mortdale was administered the Death Penalty for the 2020 bombing of the Oscars. She took her secret of Rudy's help to her grave and Rudy remained unknown and at large. Rudy had her lined up in the scope of his high powered hunting rifle immediately after she had detonated his truck bomb, as he intended to kill her so as to avoid her blurting his help to the police. As he looked at her dance for joy, cackling hysterically happily after her bombing was successful and she could see blood and body parts all over the street and million dollar jewellery blown to different blocks in Hollywood where happy Mexicans would pocket them conveniently for later sale on the black market, Rudy, with his finger on the trigger, prepared to shoot her, but a black crow appeared next to Rudy, and he took it as an omen, and let her go. Happily for Rudy, she survived but never ratted him out. He loved watching her on TV after that and it was as if every wink and toss of the head was meant for him. He was happy to see her so over-joyed with her sudden fame, or infamy, that she had craved so long. It was her time to shine, he had thought, after all these years.
The movie industry itself did great for Sabina and Rudy's intervention. Years of moribund, truncated, sickening, rotten talent was replaced in a jiffy was lightweight, fun and energetic talent. The world never looked back, and that was just around the time of the great Atlantic Ocean Tidal Wave that destroyed large parts of the Eastern Seaboard of America and the West Coast of Europe and Africa (after an underwater Earthquake unleashed an enormous Tsunami.)
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