hello comers,
it's almost midday as i recently awoke and find myself between two 12-hour taxi shifts -- par for the course on 2s--they and when-s-they (gonna get here) tue/wed......
first thing we see, before switching to american yahoo is the campy, kitsch-y, i'm not gay (but i'm actually really gay) australian yahoo has a picture of that pretty little cock-stirring thing, jessica simpson........
jessica simpson has only ever been in one movie, and that the one in which she plays a ditzy g.i. in the army for some guy called sydney played by steve guttemburg from police academy.......... jessica simpson WAS in the dukes of hazard......... however all she did there was wear some boots ---- contrary to what she might think, jessica simpson has NO musical career as yet
after seeing jessica's sexy little existence and feeling my loins were interested in that -- somehow my subjective mind was able to remind me of some dream i had last night of two bulgarian women, one of them a half russian, that i worked for around late 2008 in bulgaria -- at some school..........
meanwhile my objective consciousness was going ahead and imagining what jessica might be like in a movie with voice-over/doubling from spain (not some other spanish speaking country, but spain) -- or else straight out in a spanish movie of spain....
i may come back to that --- clarifying, whilst American Idol is indeed un-entertaining crap that you, as a studio boss, les moonves or whoever, would agree to put on tv because of the ratings, etc........ the entire phenomenon of the American Idol TV show smells suspiciously --- having said that -- only one talent has come out of it to date and only one song too -- and that is kelly clarkson -- who really has only 1 song -- which is actually more than jessica simpson who has no songs -- kelly clarkson's good song is called 'since you've been gone' and it is a GREAT song........ so you see, all that christian/biblical influence on these muddle-headed americans -- whilst it leads to a lot of misses in music/war and so forth -- at least it leads to the occasional hit -- like hiroshima.... and kelly clarkson...
coming back to jessica simpson, as i have nothing better to do than write about good old jessica sexy simpson and her $3.5 million dollar houses....... actually she's a helluva lot poorer than a lot of people out there -- and richer too of course......
if i were to put jessica in some kind of movie, at this point it's looking like she would be having some kind of dealings with the imaginary character 'don alfonso' --- 'don alfonso' -- like mozart's don giovanni -- and here let's go on an unexpected tangent..... whilst saul zantz' mozart movie from 1984 was indeed thrilling and amazing with many interesting things, one thing it does do is leave you with an impression that the don giovanni opera is dark and depressing and really about mozart's father dying, however, if you would but watch just the opening scene of this play -- you would see it's very funny -- don giovanni, in the opening scene of the movie, turns out to be a real slut, and his squire, or helper, is actually there next to him with a long roll of paper or parchment ready to read out a long list of possible ladies for don giovanni to slut on........ at least that is how i recall it........
moving on, if u ever had an interest in capturing a stereo-typical, normal, mainland, mainstream of spain, has spent all his life in spain kind of spaniard, and not a catalan either, but one of these spaniard voices that you find on spanish tv and which become potentially annoying after a while........ like 'don alfonso' -- then what better woman to put there next to him than simpson............. i would even get simpson to just talk a lot of spanish in the movie......... maybe i'll add to this idea later......
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