my ideal movie: CUNT-TIME...

revisiting my ideal movie -- working project name: CUNT-TIME
revisiting my ideal movie scenario: (see 2 postings ago)

val kilmer would have mr. t as his sidekick and they would be dressed like the 2 fighters from the popular 80s arcade game double dragon -- also they would have special effects moves:

tom cruise (looking around to see only adam sandler): where r we?

val kilmer approaches out of nowhere from the darkness:

you're in an alvarez movie and the script calls for you and sandler to travel back in
time to queen victoria's england and then shrink down to nano-size like in the movie inner-space and travel around queen victoria's vagina in a mini-micro-bot .... the resulting experience will be so fearful that the two of you will turn into sissies and start butt-fucking eachother..........

angela merkel approaches kilmer with a butcher's knife and the scream of a valkyrie -- kilmer jumps into the air and does some computer assisted special effects and kicks her head off into the distance -- blood gushes from her throat and kilmer does some more deft kicks to her body until it finally crumples into a heap

mr t says: i pity da fool and kilmer and mr t high 5





cruise: what's sandler doing here?

kilmer: good question, despite being america's darling as a virtual rabbi and movie star in one, the 2 dimensional sandler will provide great comic relief

cruise: this will be a great chance to put the rumors to bed for me -- people are so jealous of me and all my money - they say i'm gay

kilmer: you're a real actor -- not like sandler who always does the same stupid shit: act retarded, punch some people in the face, act popular, never cry and never cheat on his girlfriend or act like an arsehole -- an everyman's man

cruise: popular with baby-killers and scum everywhere -- not like me -- i can cry on demand -- i'm a REAL actor

kilmer: know that Alvarez is not fooled -- he understands your psyche -- he knows that scientology for you and Travolta is just a way of dealing with the
surreal-ialities of the conditions of your fame and fortune

also note that the script calls for more butt-fucking apart from the cruise/sandler butt-fuck-coupling ..... cia agents, in the 21st century, while the two of you are de-activating queen victoria's vagina from within in the 19th century, will be butt-fucking eachother while the biggest terrorist attack in history goes down: much bigger than 9/11

mr t: i pity da fools! (and does a reverse roundhouse knocking out a german that comes along saying: deutschlander -- ich bin deutschlander