of mice and dildos

well, if you've been following this blog -- you would have noticed my comments on George Clooney --- last night i did something i never thought i'd do -- watch a George Clooney movie --- Syrirunner -- this movie is called Syrirunner after the runner style of poop that is mostly liquid and can trickle down your leg in liquid form........ to be honest, i'm sceptical of Matt Damon and his CIA James bond mao-vies too.... from memory, team america by the south park drug addicted Mohammed-haters has an excellent little sound byte where a pseudo-retarded voice now and then says: 'Matt Damon' --- need we say more?

Here's the low down critique on Syri-runner --- storyline is of the DISJOINTED PASTICHE variety where various stories do not really tie in with eachother so much as echo the socio-political issues the movie explores............ if you love cliches this is a movie for you....... it's definitely watch-able --- but don't question that it is crap.............. you're 100 times better off watching Avatar on the big screen with goggles.........

if it were possible to make a sequel to this movie, the first thing to do would be to get all of the cocaine snorting drug addicted moralizing cast and crew and have them lie down in a desert and then some fresh new actors to play their kidnappers and tormentors and have them rifle-butt the former in the head --- and have some nice classical music and a running commentary in subtitles of what is going on and why (because the first movie sucked)..........

the final analysis, and in an word or two: completely gay.


movie-ing on to the idiots of south park......... recently the two narcomat jokers decided to touch mohammed? but why? why get socio-political like that? why not just make an episode showing the non-americans of the world something we or they would like to see: how football is played....... that's something south park can do...... we don't care if after they make an episode teaching us about american culture (football) if they go and smoke some afghani ganja or recommend to their friends where the best afghani heroin can be bought ........... the entire world and the entire muslim world would be tickled pink by this notion -- they could even use the device of an exchange student from afghanistan learning how to play --- wouldn't that be a hoot and a holler --- they could even use this device to criticize the taliban........ but no, instead, these heavy metal 80s rockers had to go ahead and make it about mohammed......... way to stir the pot guise!

touching finally on Matt Damon and CIA genre movies.......... a fact you, the reader, may not be aware of is that Matt Damon and all the actors that play CIA agents in the movies as well as the real CIA agents that love all these movies normally sign a contract before they start gushing about the actors and movies they love (in the case of govt. workers/military people/CIA etc) or about the latter (in the case of the actors themselves) -- in all these circumstances, from a legal standpoint, the aforementioned folks normally voluntarity sign a waiver or writ admitting that they fuck dogs -- whether they do or no