what a real movie would look like....

if such a thing existed in this post 9/11 brave new climate change world as a 'real' movie (it doesn't)........

this is what the real movie would look like: first of all, adam sandler and tom cruise would be gay lovers in the movie -- in a relationship with eachother where they buttfuck and do real gay shit to eachother like that .......... cows would get fucked in it too -- people wouldn't need to actually watch that happen in a lot of detail but you would know it was going on ---- also, helicopters are dope as shit in all movies -- val kilmer would be dressed as a commando and carry around a pair of num-chuks and an AK and do round-house kicks all over people and then morph back into a street-fighter arcade game late at night...........

people would hunker down in a mess hall -- and literally eat shit........... other characters would nonchalantly walk around a beachside chic area like Santa Monica in LA or Bondi in Sydney or wherever in the French Riviera and slow down in their beachside Reebok pump walks to nonchalantly poop into their own hands and then eat their own shit --- THAT is entertainment

there would be a shitload of afro-americans doing back-flips on the spot and JJ from Good Times would be saying DYNOMITE a shitload of times...........

the Queen of England would get butt-fucked chronically by Fat Albert from the cartoon and she would love it...........

to be continued