Wednesday, August 18, 2010

general petraeus assumes the stance in afghanistan: part xlix

leonardo and michelangelo headed for the van with miller --- some folks slapped leonardo on the back and said:

'great fight leonardo, too bad about vivaldi.'

back in the van, it was evident leonardo was in the mood for eminem, and didn't give much of a sh*t if michelangelo had a problem with that as it was leonardo's van and michelangelo could ride a skateboard........

'the staggering thing about these americans,' observed leonardo, 'is that, unlike even the lowly sicilian, or any european of our day or even today -- perhaps due to the english language -- the american is incapable of deciphering consciously and subconsciously, even for his own self, the difference between "come" as in approach and 'come' as in orgasm of the genitalia -- it is absolutely astounding and something that this Nation will have to address at some point in its future.'

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