Leonardo took photos with his i-Phone while Michelangelo proceeded to retrieve Miller....
some time later Michelangelo returned with Miller who was crying as he walked with his head resting against Michelangelo's shoulder --- his pants were a mess of pee-pee and poopy
'dude he stinx man!' said Leonardo emphatically, 'he gotta ride in the back man, Jesus Christ!' said Leonardo while he hustled for some air freshener to spray all over the van.
'sorry dude,' said Michelangelo as he stored Miller in the back of the van.
Both artists mounted the cabin and Leonardo started the engine, he proceeded to play Vivaldi's 'Autumn' movement on his sound system but played Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's 'first of the month' R&B classic over it at a louder pitch.
'dude we on a mission,' said Leonardo as they started off -- as they drove back to the freeway, eventually they passed emergency vehicles heading their way towards the accident as well as a helicopter that passed overhead.
After a long long drive, the two pulled into Sedona, Arizona - having passed Flagstaff with enough time to get Miller cleaned up -- his psyche was a bit of a mess and there was no telling if he was gonna regress to childhood mentally in terms of developing a bed-wetting problem but they managed to clean him up nicely.
As Leonardo and Michelangelo pulled into Sedona, they decided to pull up at some Alien-themed flying saucer restaurant on one of the few main roads and get some coffee --- they left Miller in the van locked up and sedated and intended to return with some snacks for him for when he woke up.
'My i-phone widget tells me Vivaldi will be coming thru warp at yonder tea-kettle rock there in approximately,' and estudiously studying the time on his i-phone finished by saying, 'won' or one most likely.
Michelangelo was impressed by some of the energy Leonardo was putting into this Vivaldi showdown -- he had already posted fliers all over Sedona advertising the impending smackdown and billed it as a hand-to-hand showdown between freestyle fighters David and Goliath --- Leonardo billed himself as Goliath and was inspiring ideas in Michelangelo which would later see fruition in one of Michelangelo's most well known works, the great statue David, after his return to Italy and the 15th century-cum-16th.
Leonardo moved Michelangelo and Miller to the teakettle rock site where a number of locals and passing transient tourists from all over the world including Paris, France were waiting. Leonardo had set up some free drink and food stands to cater for them and was playing Vivaldi music and R&B to the comers.
'Anything is possible in this great land,' thought Michelangelo to himself.
After a time, Vivaldi did indeed pour through the time-warp and re-liquified himself and vaporized himself back to normal, breathing, Earthly state. He looked around at the crowd and the fliers --- upon passing through warp, a person's mind was so affected as to immediately know and understand the local language...
Miller had improved and was sitting on a deck chair with a copy of USA Today reading about the floods in Pakistan and drinking mead (beer) and talking to some women from Iceland that were travelling through town touristically. Michelangelo observed a short Amer-Indian of very advanced age, but very strong and hale holding a microphone which he proceeded to talk into:
'laaaaaaadies and geeeeentlemen,' announced the old but very strong Amer-Indian, 'welcome to teakettle rock, Sedona, USA, to a battle of two of history's giants: in the blue corner, representing Venice, Los Angeles, California, at age twenty or twenty-two and weighing 180 pounds, a veritable giant Goliath of recorded human history, Leeeeoooonnnnnnnnnaaardo da Viiiiiinci,' said the Ameri-Indian with great showmanship - Leonardo played it up -- dancing a little jig in the dark red sand and taking off some flamboyant jacket he had found to wear and flinging it coquettishly at a group of pretty young American women (to their delight) who were holding a picnic on the desert floor..........
'in the red corner, weighing in at 160 pounds, representing Venice Italy, the not so Goliath, Annnnnnntoooooooonnniiiiooo Vivaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllldi', continued the showey announcer..... Vivaldi's music poured out over the scene and poor old Vivaldi, just fresh out of time-warp was certainly in a weakened state due to this fact ---
'Round one...... fight!' called the old Amer-Indian announcer...
the scene took on the hue and look of an extremely sophisticated video game as played in 2010 on Sony Playstations.... Leonardo flew into the air and proceeded to throw knives that materialized out of nowhere, video-game like, which Vivaldo blocked by slapping away backhand-edly ... while still floating up in the air Leonardo summoned a storm over Vivaldi's head with an accompanying video-game like sound-effect like a gong or something -- the whole thing looked just like a video game -- the storm dropped lightening and hail on Vivaldi which he blocked by assuming the block position and radiating a protective forcefield which visibly surrounded him, he responded by doing a bouncing jump-move kick -- flying into the air and then bouncing off what would have been invisible walls delineating the edge of a tv-screen -- bouncing in unpredictable ways until finishing strongly with a flying punch that landed and floored Leonardo, causing him to lose half of his vitality points in the vitality bar floating above him showing his life force left.
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