there was certainly a carnival atmosphere in the air as the two giant geniuses of history showed down representing their respective venices .....
the announcer continued commentating and hip-hop artist dmx had appeared somehow out of nowhere with a dj stand to scratch records -- currently boyz ii men's abc bbd....
'knock his dick in the dirt leonardo!' called one rambunctious texan girl as she threw her bra into the fray and untied her hair.... she appeared on television sets on other planets in other galaxies filmed from the feet down wearing only a red tartan skirt and her breasts just a hint of a mound on a clean smooth body as filmed from the side (but not on Earth as the bout was not transmitted there due to licensing and copyright issues)....
at that moment vivaldi did a special move, jumping into the air and turning into a whirlwind --- suddenly a u.s. aircraft was summoned and dropped a bunker busting nuclear bomb under leonardo which burrowed under his feet and exploded --- leonardo tried to block but it was too late as he had not stored up enough defensive power by pressing a and b buttons while holding down the trigger button and was left barely clinging to life....
michelangelo laughed at him from the sidelines --- and said, 'ha ha, you said you swore a blood oaf to the crips and bloods, not a bloaad oaTH!!!! you moron!!'
leonardo looked done for and the age-old biblical story of David and Goliath seemed to be playing itself out when suddenly Leonardo pulled a mona lisa on vivaldi who was busy preparing a violin move --- Leonardo tapped abcd abcd abcd aba on his controller unleashing his greatest move: Mona Lisa appeared in the middle of the scene between the two -- blocking Vivaldi's view of Da Vinci, the French tourists in the audience immediately got hard nipples when they saw Mona Lisa and then Da Vinci pulled a giant septic tank chain that hung from the air magically
a giant disembodied voice very deeply and mightily boomed:
SEPO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (short for Septic Tank)
and poured tons of shit over Vivaldi climaxing in Vivaldi being thoroughly buried by shit ---- the disembodied boomed:
CISTERN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the amer-indian calling the fight had put his heart and soul into it hoping to get permanent employment in the difficult economic times and called mightily:
and the winner, by SEPO septic tank destruction, hailing from Italy and representing Venice, Los Angeles, Leeee-o-naaaaaaaaaaaaaardooo Da Viinncciiiiiiiiiii
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