Monday, September 24, 2012

saving private christine


well my buddy christine who puts the 'au' in aussie (she is a u.s. citizen as benji is a citizen of spain), recently mentioned in this blog, who fell from the dizzy heights of middle-class goodness to become a whore and heroine user apparently, has stood me up today while somehow breaking the news to me that she is a whore....... she has not mentioned heroine yet though it is very feasible that her neighbor was telling the truth and a likely assumption that she has a heroine problem now......... anyway, thanx to her invitation of sorts to meet her at the red-light district which i normally drive through various times a week looking for work, especially between 1am and 4am on wednesdays and thursdays; seeing the area in the day time and on foot while anticipating catching up with christine after all these years was interesting --- interesting to see the people and how they are........ also, some bar, the sugar mill, which at night, from my taxi looks like a piece of crap every nite, somehow in the daytime, serves a great steak, has reasonable vibrations and seems like a good place to write............ co-incidental to christine being located, this blog has served its purpose.... to keep up to date with benji's future ramblings, go to:

http://benjamin-english-the-ossie-spaniard.blogspot.com.au/

Saturday, September 22, 2012

shit eating cock-whorism revealed


Such a beetle rolls its ball to a suitable location, where it digs an underground chamber in which it hides the ball. It then either eats the ball itself, or lays an egg in in it, covers the chamber, and departs, repeating the procedure as many times as it can. The larva feeds on the ball of dung (SHIT) after the egg hatches. This behaviour inspired the Ancient Egyptians to compare Scarabaeus sacer to Khepri, their Sun god. They accordingly held the species to be sacred.

award given





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too often on this blog, persons and parties are attacked and dismissed, summarily torn apart like so many vulture victims, praise is rare, therefore occasionally we will be awarding awards (people will still be attacked mercilessly though) -- above here is an award to the red hot chilli peppers for their musical efforts solely.............. when i was a little boy, i sometimes liked drawing pictures of death cars with machine guns and knives and suchlike protruding from the car, my two sisters hated these pictures and no doubt would not like this award either............. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anubis

Thursday, September 20, 2012

u.s. gAy

so the current guest staying with us is another pain in the arse american....... this lady really has problems maybe.... she seems like she'd be classified a 'far left loon' by some -- but that's ok --- also it turns out we have a friend in common: my buddy the movie star's wife that i barely even know her anyway........... anyway this guest that is staying with us via some website, here's what she does.........we offer  her a ride coz she brought too much useless baggage (including a bag full of books that makes her look crazy)....... she has to borrow someone's phone on the train so i cannot even reach her and she cannot give me a proper time to wait for her so she is basically just jerking me off......... then i get her, carry her bags to my car, drive her home, carry her bags to my crib and now she wants to complain that my pants have sagged too low while i am too busy carrying her shit around to pull my pants up like seeing my arse cheek has been the biggest insult to her ever....... that is so ingrateful and obnoxious and just not a sign of a serious person --- on top of that she is here to see some loser from india like deepak chopra that is most likely some hopeless fraud -- why are americans always elevating losers from england and india to ludicrous heights, that's sad

the last american we had staying here kicked a hole in a doona cover and i had to sew that shit up with a needle and thread........... plus the last time i went to america i was given a go ahead over the internet via some u.s. govt. immigration website only to be locked up by some INS/ICE sickos that you don't know if they're gonna explode and just go apeshit on you and beat the shit out of you and taser you becoz they're sick (mentally ill)........... so maybe the best thing is just to not let anymore americans stay here anymore

also they lie.......... americans lie the way i used to tell lies when i was 19 years old in spain, but i outgrew that shit, and i don't go around saying i'm gonna do things that i'm not gonna do all the time and make phoney promises and shit, but whenever i meet americans in recent memory, it seems that's all they do.......

i really hope romney/ryan do get elected, maybe some serious people will help those arseholes over there buck-up ---- those dumbarse losers, if someone bitches about them that isn't american it's always: anti-americanism and if the bitcher is american then they're a far left loon or a right wing nut/too white or too black or whatever - anything to avoid taking personal responsibility.... but the crux is always the same: dumb bitches that will always need to eat a ton of shit before they can learn basic lessons the hard way, arseholes....

the last guest was pretty cool except for kicking a hole in doona cover.... she was another petty promise maker-breaker though......... that really is a lousy habit

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

horrible-ness of batman


the recent viewing of batman was so horrible, will tell u about the dream it produced, keeping in mind sydney's imax boasts being the biggest screen in the world --- it is in fact so big, that is basically covers every single thing you can actually see, all you can see is screen, so long as you sit in certain rows, if you sit at the front you cannot even see all of the image............

whether it's coz your subconscious knows about the aurora shootings or becoz watching michael caine cry about his dead childhood dog on the way to the bank in front of some dopey prop of batman's grave is obnoxious or just becoz of the general annoying violence of it all (somehow spiderman didn't seem to annoy like this)

ended up dreaming about killing a multitude of flies/mosquitos/ants/cockroaches too maybe and on top of all that was some kind of mini bat monster choking on fly spray grossing you out as u wondered how to slay it......... disgusting

let's change the topic to william blake:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_blake

Blake's vision of Hecate, Greek goddess of black magic and the underworld

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecate   do not let the wikipedia description of Hecate scare you, apparently she is the same as the egyptian's 'Isis' and therefore not a Goddess of black magic but of everything... Blake's depiction of her here is maybe very far from what the ancient Egyptian's held in their hearts

well we are very happy here in auburn, but we were discussing recently that if we move to another suburb of sydney in a few years time that we might move to cromer which is not far from the beaches in the northern beaches area of sydney -- however -- there is a youth hostel/backpacker business in melbourne that has taken my eye and it would be nice to buy a business like that sometime within the next few years maybe.... here is Isis' picture form in both hyroglyphs and as seen painted in ancient Egypt on walls:
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in fact, here is how the ancient egyptians depicted Isis and here is what wikipedia has to say about the same goddess is unadulterated egyptian form:   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis

Sekhmet is the frisky, sensuous, kind of 'hot-bitch' side of femininity (where Isis is more the mother, gentle-woman, etc)........  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet



 cigarette quit day august 21st 2012

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

watching romney on tv with wifey


(they don't put him on the tv enough or we get the wrong channels to catch him on)

benji: like this guy - he seems like a good guy

wifey: no

benji: how come?

wifey: mormon

benji: what about that mormon guy we knew in sofia, ulmer?

wifey: who's ulmer?

benji: don't u remember that guy ulmer, what a nice guy he was?

wifey: oh yeah that guy

benji: he was a good guy, right

wifey: anyway...

Monday, September 17, 2012

how dumb is bill o'reilly


it's amazing how dumb this guy can be... normally he acts like a smart guy....... told you already: psycho sicko shoots up cinema in colorado made by psycho sicko canadians/english people whatever and nobody says: why does the shooter hate americans.... they say he's schizo.......... so why don't you label the protestors schizos?

becoz you're a coward......... not just a dumbarse... but a coward too......... shut up o'reilly you moron

it really begs the question: are these new yorkers with their harvard degrees on cnn and fox news a bunch of toothless yokels? seriously........ that's the last thing they'd want to be seen as, but is that just what they are?

they're capable of saying: why are the moslems pretending to be upset? don't they know this movie wasn't made by the u.s. govt.? but then they apply the same stupid sweeping generalizations, slobbering over borders with a bumble of the mouth......... yokels! go toss same hay!

and hannity: do yourself a favor buddy: renounce your satanic religion, catholicism; and go for a walk in a park