u.s. gAy

so the current guest staying with us is another pain in the arse american....... this lady really has problems maybe.... she seems like she'd be classified a 'far left loon' by some -- but that's ok --- also it turns out we have a friend in common: my buddy the movie star's wife that i barely even know her anyway........... anyway this guest that is staying with us via some website, here's what she does.........we offer  her a ride coz she brought too much useless baggage (including a bag full of books that makes her look crazy)....... she has to borrow someone's phone on the train so i cannot even reach her and she cannot give me a proper time to wait for her so she is basically just jerking me off......... then i get her, carry her bags to my car, drive her home, carry her bags to my crib and now she wants to complain that my pants have sagged too low while i am too busy carrying her shit around to pull my pants up like seeing my arse cheek has been the biggest insult to her ever....... that is so ingrateful and obnoxious and just not a sign of a serious person --- on top of that she is here to see some loser from india like deepak chopra that is most likely some hopeless fraud -- why are americans always elevating losers from england and india to ludicrous heights, that's sad

the last american we had staying here kicked a hole in a doona cover and i had to sew that shit up with a needle and thread........... plus the last time i went to america i was given a go ahead over the internet via some u.s. govt. immigration website only to be locked up by some INS/ICE sickos that you don't know if they're gonna explode and just go apeshit on you and beat the shit out of you and taser you becoz they're sick (mentally ill)........... so maybe the best thing is just to not let anymore americans stay here anymore

also they lie.......... americans lie the way i used to tell lies when i was 19 years old in spain, but i outgrew that shit, and i don't go around saying i'm gonna do things that i'm not gonna do all the time and make phoney promises and shit, but whenever i meet americans in recent memory, it seems that's all they do.......

i really hope romney/ryan do get elected, maybe some serious people will help those arseholes over there buck-up ---- those dumbarse losers, if someone bitches about them that isn't american it's always: anti-americanism and if the bitcher is american then they're a far left loon or a right wing nut/too white or too black or whatever - anything to avoid taking personal responsibility.... but the crux is always the same: dumb bitches that will always need to eat a ton of shit before they can learn basic lessons the hard way, arseholes....

the last guest was pretty cool except for kicking a hole in doona cover.... she was another petty promise maker-breaker though......... that really is a lousy habit