Wednesday, November 17, 2010

mumble mumble afghanistan, part 128

Establishing shot: mountain range of Afghanistan

Master Shot: main street of Afghan street -- Druckers' Drugstore

Interior Shots: within Druckers' Drugstore

Lionel Richie's: 'Say you, say me' plays -- various actors from KGB are seated around an ornate wood-furnace a-la-Canadian backwoods

'Man when I heard the Thais relented and ponied up Victor to the Americans i said, 'Ilyich, Ilyich, we got to send a msg loud and clear, let's pop a cap in a medium level individual target, someone pretty visible but not really important -- a symbol,' said one agent.

'So that's when i recommended the publicist lady Chasen in Beverley Hills...'

farther down the road in Afghan Street --- the Taliban with the LA Talent Scouts --- those who hadn't cut and run or hacked and smacked had found that acting and dancing was too vile, but singing was acceptable in its Opera form, and very many of them proceeded to adopt this discipline.... going for the Tenor, Baritone and Bass forms of the art.... (the women were banned)....

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