The FBI were holding a meeting at regional HQ in Boise,
"Congratulations are in order," said the regional director to the assembled troopers.
The FBI had managed to frame a would-be terrorist by providing him with a van and a cell-phone and explosives and encouragement to blow some people up. Everyone was happy with the sting, but unspoken was what was on everyone's mind which one field agent from Nebraska brought up:
"Sir, if i may, this Sting was a success," said the agent.
"Yes, let's discuss Sting," affirmed the regional manager.
"Well, sir, a lot of agents are concerned that as the terrorists get smarter, our undercover Stings will need to become more pre-emptive, more sophisticated."
"So?" questioned the field manager.
"Well," said the agent from Nebraska, "what we've been thinking is that we should establish our own madrassa or school for criminally insane jihadists to study at and learn to hate the West and plan devilish mass-murdering plots against the West, by running the Madrassa ourselves, with FBI money, we can significantly cut down the risk of stray terrorists flying under the radar and carrying out a big attack sir."
And with that the room broke out in excited discussion.
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