Wednesday, November 23, 2011

funny tarantino story!

23-year-old LA girl hooks up w. tarantino and spills the goods
http://yeeeah.com/2011/06/29/quentin-tarantino-is-a-toe-sucker/

ha ha, that's a funny story! unclear if it's true or not.... but definitely plausible... reminds of recent excursion with mexican buddy, arturo, and some spanish speaking slovenian/aussie friend of his (she hates english redneck-ism too!) --- was telling them both about the dumbest hookup ever, actually mentioned earlier in this blog anyway, about the like 30 y.o. really fat ugly woman with the disproportionately fat arse when i was 17 and a virgin.... we kissed a lot -- gross -- still don't know why -- totally crazy

sure makes these ivory tower hollywood types seem more human when u read stuff like this -- will have to tell murphy about it (he of the picture with onyx) -- murphy loves tarantino

murphy is such a smart guy, he just avoids women 100%... one time, one of our roommates from back in 1997 -- now living in hong kong, with a kid there with a chinese wife, was saying how murphy had sex with an unbelievably ugly, haggish older woman in the back of his van -- silly murphy -- but now murphy just avoids women 100% -- what a smart guy -- he had been an alcoholic for years but lately is on top of that... i thought i was totally over the alcohol but the blunder of inviting desi's dad to stay with us brought me drunk again yesterday

famous people are often retarded: take when me and murphy met onyx... you couldn't even talk to the guy except for a photo: one, what the hell is he doing in australia anyway? there is NO cultural semblance to where he's from (e.g., a thong is footwear not sexy underwear)... two, rappers that smoke weed are narcissistic self-obsessed types who take themselves way too seriously and are just really fools at bottom.... onyx also has a career in movies and tv -- he did seem somewhat approachable but anyway, whatever

move on to madonna: benji never did like madonna, let's be clear... HOWEVER, some of her music WAS very pleasing, therefore benji was a big fan of some of her music... also, some movie she appeared in with some italian guy, like a remake of some kickarse italian movie where a really rich woman is stuck on an island with a poor ship worker after a shipwreck and how he smacks her around and how she loves it and then at the end of the movie she leaves him with her hubby in a helicopter and he is screaming calling her a 'puta' -- that is a memorable movie from 2000 years ago! that's for sure

the disaster of late with the father-in-law has lead me to make preliminary arrangement to run away to hong kong for a few weeks and stay with a friend there, i fantacized about returning to sydney after that, remaining separate from wifey, finalizing a divorce whilst working and saving more money and then running away to cancun, mexico, indefinitely -- possibly to return to sydney for a few months here and there to save more bucks

being 35 -- it's not like being younger and single where you can drift around at will... i have even thought about suiciding too -- because at least my greedy, lying wife would get all of my money like that and at least that would make her happy -- also, i already have two immediate family members from the distant past (let's say, 10,000 years ago, like) who have gone that way so it's almost a family tradition... however, i highly doubt i would take this option

the other option would be to get a job and suck up the father in law situation until he leaves and make arrangements now to transfer the property to my wife's name...

having a holiday after working my arse off is all good but too much holiday is turning into depression... writing helps alleviate the depression but otherwise it's hard to shake without actually working

maybe it's my written in stone destiny to be an utter nobody my entire life... there's nothing wrong with being a nobody though.... anyway, that sure was a funny story about mr. tarantino! keep them cumming buddy!

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