enough reminiscing about how swell hitler was....
well, as silent re-runs of the a-team play... and the iron sits hot, waiting to iron benji's taxi driver uniform and the shower awaits... there's no time to waste.... here's benji's high-faluting new york nationwide tv talkback:
a) gma vs fox news
gma has their 3 professionals star jones and buddies -- they mock men with poor performing sperm -- not very nice and they are making themselves liable to be sued like that! not only that, on a deeper level, isn't it a subconscious kind of cockiness that they think the democrats and obama will win the next elections? maybe maybe not - benji reports, you decide
b) fox news -- o'reilly and his lawyer female buddies argue some dumb case about whether some atheist/christian should be given a gold medal for dressing like mohammed zombie and harrassing some innocent bystander..... then election hq discuss the republican ticket -- buddy, you don't have to be karl rove to figure out romney is gonna win all those electorial collegiate votes and suchlike and win the republican ticket... however, gma, apart from mocking poor performing sperm, were also mocking romney's 'robotic-like' persona...... they have a point... someone on team romney or just team republican needs to get romney in the jackoozie and show him a videotape of the character 'chriton' from the english tv comedy 'red dwarf' -- romney needs to study the robot 'chriton' and made an avowed decision not to act like 'chriton' - it's that simple buddy - you got it straight from the horse's mouth
see chriton from 'red dwarf' here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8otwr7ArmA
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
phyllis the southern white christian
goodness gracious.... my buddy phyllis from georgia... looks like i had to tell her practically almost to go to hell...... phyllis is one of these likeable americans from the southern states that sometimes you wonder if her ancestors spent too much time wiggling their toes by the riverside while the neggers did all the work picking the cotton..... such lack of action prompts you to ask: is it better to be hitler, with one testicle, tied to a chair and having eva braun whip you late at nite, while the battle of stalingrad rages.... than being a silly southerner like this --- at least hitler was a man of action! there is one school of thought that says ANY action is better than lethargy
phyllis and i worked together at some school in shandong around the spring/early summer of 2004.... in those days, benji only spoke with a thick, slow, drawly, highly authentic australian accent... and not an obnoxious south african turn to it either as the benji is not english and therefore not some kind of australian aborigine genocidal prick type........ we have always been on good terms, even after no longer working together/living in the same town, we always were able to stay in touch and be friends.... until reading her last email yesterday........ don't feel sorry for me toe wiggler while the neggers pick your cotton white southern christian -- give benji a nazi anyway - at least they are people of action
strange dream last nite: benji's buddy adam, the ossie-spaniard.... we were in murcia, just like we were in real life in 1996 however things were a little different in the dream....... murcia, in fact, was on the communist side of things during the spanish civil war -- therefore against the nazi backed madrid and that half of spain folk and a little more aligned with the barcelona commies backed by stalin and churchill..... this is only relevant because in the dream the american versus islam iraq islam whatever issue is exemplefied by a u.s. embassy with armored vehicles and crazy muslims..... originally murcia was moslem like the rest of southern spain was before 1492.....
in the dream, the idiot adam wants to show off his new girlfriend, and not the mari-carmen gf we knew from 1996... this was some new sheila -- possibly his current day woman.... maybe she had a yellow dress -- the idiot was trying to contact via twitter however benji didn't want to use his phone's inet as twitter is slower and clunkier than sms-ing..... in the dream, a little down the road from the u.s. embassy (there actually isn't one in murcia in real life) there is some other historic building (spain is full of buildings that are hundreds of years old -- including a wall in leon that was built by romans over 2000 years ago).... his apartment building was next to some dope arse old building which was like a zarzuela opera house (also not really in murcia) he was on like the top level and maybe i have dreamt about this non-existent apartment in other dreams -- unclear...... as usual there are four apartments on top -- benji rings all of them until adam comes to door.......... was about to meet his gf........
phyllis and i worked together at some school in shandong around the spring/early summer of 2004.... in those days, benji only spoke with a thick, slow, drawly, highly authentic australian accent... and not an obnoxious south african turn to it either as the benji is not english and therefore not some kind of australian aborigine genocidal prick type........ we have always been on good terms, even after no longer working together/living in the same town, we always were able to stay in touch and be friends.... until reading her last email yesterday........ don't feel sorry for me toe wiggler while the neggers pick your cotton white southern christian -- give benji a nazi anyway - at least they are people of action
strange dream last nite: benji's buddy adam, the ossie-spaniard.... we were in murcia, just like we were in real life in 1996 however things were a little different in the dream....... murcia, in fact, was on the communist side of things during the spanish civil war -- therefore against the nazi backed madrid and that half of spain folk and a little more aligned with the barcelona commies backed by stalin and churchill..... this is only relevant because in the dream the american versus islam iraq islam whatever issue is exemplefied by a u.s. embassy with armored vehicles and crazy muslims..... originally murcia was moslem like the rest of southern spain was before 1492.....
in the dream, the idiot adam wants to show off his new girlfriend, and not the mari-carmen gf we knew from 1996... this was some new sheila -- possibly his current day woman.... maybe she had a yellow dress -- the idiot was trying to contact via twitter however benji didn't want to use his phone's inet as twitter is slower and clunkier than sms-ing..... in the dream, a little down the road from the u.s. embassy (there actually isn't one in murcia in real life) there is some other historic building (spain is full of buildings that are hundreds of years old -- including a wall in leon that was built by romans over 2000 years ago).... his apartment building was next to some dope arse old building which was like a zarzuela opera house (also not really in murcia) he was on like the top level and maybe i have dreamt about this non-existent apartment in other dreams -- unclear...... as usual there are four apartments on top -- benji rings all of them until adam comes to door.......... was about to meet his gf........
piggy home again
wow - 3 days away - what a great time:
tried surfing (again) - still cannot stand up -- no good at standing/balance sports like surfing/skateboarding - caught a good wave on boogie board though
fishing -- caught a tiny little bream or brim or whatever they're called -- ate some other's peoples' catch - some little flathead
who knew this place even existed: hawk's nest -- it's just a little north of newcastle... there's actually a ferry from nelson's bay..... the drive around is long though .........
saw a pod of dolphins and just a second before them, a fighter jet, very high above, screaming towards the horizon - almost thought it was a ufo except it made so much noise -- it was really high up though
went bicycling with piggy woman and she wanted to watch the oscars -- they looked so lousy -- thought it would be good to make a little pop quiz (see below)..... also met some cool western sydney people at resort teapot (code talk for jackoozie) including two tibetans....
nascar is on tv now -- this is the first time i have found the sport interesting -- my father was always a big admirer of formula one motor racing which has always been generally a non american kind of sport -- it's the fastest motor racing by far..... after having driven so much (a quarter of benji's year is spent driving, approx.).... these nascar shots are striking as the pack seems to move more as one body than individuals racing to win or finish first like in formula one.... on this note... recently we read that marines (see photograph of gay marine doing homecoming kiss) study animal behaviors in order to better understand warfare.... recently, while snorkelling at balmoral, we noticed that the baby bream - like 2 inches long - act and swim as a body -- kind of like nascar.... if you see a school of 500 or more of them, and poke at them, one or two spores of fishes will break away from the main school body -- very interesting behavior.... lately have been wondering about the nature of the Creation and its lifeforms.... for example, you see some ants crawling around but you wonder: why aren't there more of them? the biggest mindblower on this line however, is, how there were so few humans before and now there are so many.... nascar is also interesting as the cars are racing on a slanted track -- God knows how they can overtake on such a narrow expanse.... it is not at all like formula one with its hairpin turns and broad acceleration....
interesting - nascar drivers also have pitstops - hey that reminds benji of some toy as a kid -- some race car track -- it was pretty good
benji's oscar quiz:
1) woody allen is notable for:
a) making movies only europeans not from spain would find interesting
b) seducing and then marrying his daughter
2) which hollywood power couple named their child 'blanket'
a) pitt and jolie
b) michael jackson and whatever his mrs was called
3) watch the video of benji enjoying water sports (less than 2 minutes each -- videos to be inserted soon enough), these benji home videos are how many times easier and more gratifying to watch than the entire dopey oscar show from go to whoa?
a) 1000 times
b) infinitely easier
4) if you do not like anything about chris rock's comedy performances and you are white you are:
a) a racist hater
b) a nazi white supremacist hater
5) robert downey junior is:
a) dumb
b) gay
answers: 1-b 2-b 3-b 4-b 5-a/b
Friday, February 24, 2012
syriana
Meanwhile, Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) called for the arming of the Syrian opposition, to defend itself from Bashar al-Assad's brutal crackdown. "It is time we gave the (opposition) the wherewithal to fight back and stop the slaughter," McCain said at a Cairo news conference on Monday, Agence-France Press reported.
"I think it's premature to take a decision to arm the opposition movement in Syria because I would challenge anyone to clearly identify for me the opposition movement in Syria at this point," Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told CNN's Fareed Zakaria in an interview broadcast Sunday. "There are indications that al Qaeda is involved and that they're interested in supporting the opposition. ... And until we're a lot clearer about, you know, who they are and what they are, I think it would be premature to talk about arming them."
CIA headquarters -- somewhere in Virginia, brainstorming session:
"what are we gonna do about syria? Hilary Clinton is getting sick of seeing the bloodshed!"
"oh the humanity! what about all those wars in africa? and all the bloodshed there?"
"yeah but those people aren't even remotely white..."
"okay, how about this: we set up a distraction for the president and the liberal media, there's gonna be a teapot convention coming up in Boston, then we'll stage some kind of presidential fancy dress party -- the president and the liberal media will be completely absorbed by it...."
"who will the President dress as?"
"we'll come back to that... anyway then we have the Saudis start arming people there in Syria...."
"who should they arm?"
"i don't know that's a tough one... did you see after the war in Iraq started? it's like everyone had guns and RPGs there.... like they were just giving them away on every street corner???"
"yeah!!!!!!! what was up with that? where did they get all those weapons from?"
"who knows? anyway, we also can find definite rebel leadership potential in syria's prison system..."
"really? tell me more...."
"wait a second! what about al-qaeda? how can we justify arming them? and how can john mccain, hilary clinton AND hamas all be on the same page? it doesn't make sense!"
"al-qaeda! don't talk to me about al-qaeda.... lawrence comes to work with come dribbling down her stockings and it's al-qaeda's fault.... someone eats hoopers turkey sandwiches for lunch and al qaeda gets the blame.... al qaeda!"
"I think it's premature to take a decision to arm the opposition movement in Syria because I would challenge anyone to clearly identify for me the opposition movement in Syria at this point," Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told CNN's Fareed Zakaria in an interview broadcast Sunday. "There are indications that al Qaeda is involved and that they're interested in supporting the opposition. ... And until we're a lot clearer about, you know, who they are and what they are, I think it would be premature to talk about arming them."
CIA headquarters -- somewhere in Virginia, brainstorming session:
"what are we gonna do about syria? Hilary Clinton is getting sick of seeing the bloodshed!"
"oh the humanity! what about all those wars in africa? and all the bloodshed there?"
"yeah but those people aren't even remotely white..."
"okay, how about this: we set up a distraction for the president and the liberal media, there's gonna be a teapot convention coming up in Boston, then we'll stage some kind of presidential fancy dress party -- the president and the liberal media will be completely absorbed by it...."
"who will the President dress as?"
"we'll come back to that... anyway then we have the Saudis start arming people there in Syria...."
"who should they arm?"
"i don't know that's a tough one... did you see after the war in Iraq started? it's like everyone had guns and RPGs there.... like they were just giving them away on every street corner???"
"yeah!!!!!!! what was up with that? where did they get all those weapons from?"
"who knows? anyway, we also can find definite rebel leadership potential in syria's prison system..."
"really? tell me more...."
"wait a second! what about al-qaeda? how can we justify arming them? and how can john mccain, hilary clinton AND hamas all be on the same page? it doesn't make sense!"
"al-qaeda! don't talk to me about al-qaeda.... lawrence comes to work with come dribbling down her stockings and it's al-qaeda's fault.... someone eats hoopers turkey sandwiches for lunch and al qaeda gets the blame.... al qaeda!"
Thursday, February 23, 2012
u.s. / vietnam relations
agent orange children of vietnam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zay0zcC0K4
hey, you know how it is buddy, you're home alone and cannot wait to start working on more lyrics for your new album: huggy poopsie me, huggy poopsie you..... first you have to play smoothie roulette with your imaginary friends, that's where you have to pick one of various bottles of smoothie, only one of them has live cockroaches in it, you lay big bets with your imaginary friends (hopefully they aren't corpses!) and off you go! a hoot and a holler.... anguished sobbing recollections of catholic priest paedophile abuse victims of ireland would provide the perfect background sounds of course....
but alas, alas.... every long division needs it's remainder to be carefully checked and double-checked.... unfortunately, you have to watch some youtube agent orange vietnam's child victims of american agression just to see if what the arab street is saying is true about 'great satan' or something...... looks like now you know where west coast stand up comic late nite tv dudes go when they reincarnate....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zay0zcC0K4
hey, you know how it is buddy, you're home alone and cannot wait to start working on more lyrics for your new album: huggy poopsie me, huggy poopsie you..... first you have to play smoothie roulette with your imaginary friends, that's where you have to pick one of various bottles of smoothie, only one of them has live cockroaches in it, you lay big bets with your imaginary friends (hopefully they aren't corpses!) and off you go! a hoot and a holler.... anguished sobbing recollections of catholic priest paedophile abuse victims of ireland would provide the perfect background sounds of course....
but alas, alas.... every long division needs it's remainder to be carefully checked and double-checked.... unfortunately, you have to watch some youtube agent orange vietnam's child victims of american agression just to see if what the arab street is saying is true about 'great satan' or something...... looks like now you know where west coast stand up comic late nite tv dudes go when they reincarnate....
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
continuing in this vein
of war, conflict, protest, clash, tactics, violence and non-violence --- we have the case of Gandhi who is by far the most outstanding case of using non-violent, non-co-operative principles in order to achieve some tactical, strategic end.... obviously Gandhi was able to repel the English people heartset on the further colonization of India and general, overbearing uninvited dude to the party mindset typical of the English in their colonizing ways.......
also of interest are some of the ludicrous steps special forces soldiers will take.... an american air guy once was telling me in south korea -- we even visited a u.s. airbase there once in gunsan, he was telling me all kinds of interesting things this italian, first generation american:
all northern europeans (eg., scandinavians) or at least 90% of them were guaranteed homosexuals
synicates within u.s. airforce smuggling drugs like ecstasy will actually tape the drugs in a bag down to the inside part of the engine on a wing, whilst doing maintenance....
north koreans have highly respectable special forces soldiers... special forces soldiers, in general, at a high level, are expected, if necessary, to stand for a week in a river, non-stop, sleeping on their feet, without moving an inch.... then, after a week they can be expected to receive a command over their earpiece: proceed forward 3 steps....... that's ludicrous buddy!
also of interest are some of the ludicrous steps special forces soldiers will take.... an american air guy once was telling me in south korea -- we even visited a u.s. airbase there once in gunsan, he was telling me all kinds of interesting things this italian, first generation american:
all northern europeans (eg., scandinavians) or at least 90% of them were guaranteed homosexuals
synicates within u.s. airforce smuggling drugs like ecstasy will actually tape the drugs in a bag down to the inside part of the engine on a wing, whilst doing maintenance....
north koreans have highly respectable special forces soldiers... special forces soldiers, in general, at a high level, are expected, if necessary, to stand for a week in a river, non-stop, sleeping on their feet, without moving an inch.... then, after a week they can be expected to receive a command over their earpiece: proceed forward 3 steps....... that's ludicrous buddy!
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
of alexander the great and hannibal
snoop dogg/the doors: riders on the storm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsahbAEZpc
well, for some reason or another, if u go to some military academy, like to become an officer, they will teach you about famous battles of alexander and hannibal whom they reckoned two of the best generals/strategicians/warriors/tactical fighter dudes of ancient times......
if u talk to enlisted folk in navy and other forces, often they will tell you that officers are scum..... hence, perhaps the teaching of alexander and hannibal's battles to officers in military academies like west point and others is foolish given that there were no machine guns, tanks, etc......
if ur completely ignorant about hannibal and alexander, then join the club... reading about hannibal on wikipedia tells you he had his base in modern day tunisia, or thereabouts, however he made a long term base in spain, and then invaded the romans in today's italy, even holding out there on roman/italian soil for many long years causing many problems for the romans........
alexander was from macedonia and always went east -- he conquered the iranians/persians (darius) and just kept on going to india which is nuts... in the case of alexander it seems he decided to dedicate his entire life to warring and killing and conquest and had no intention to turn around....
on the other hand, hannibal, after a very long and successful campaign in italy... was able to return to tunisia and his base and return to politicking there and apparently was able to return to the romans as an ambassabor/non-warrior -- so some different circumstances there
both of them however, commanded large mobile forces...... these were forces without even gunpowder -- the chinese had it for a long time but seemed to only use it for fireworks - not cannons -- so it seems the first big famous general to use gunpowder as a weapon was the most famous of all: napoleon, who more or less treated europe like his bitch to bitchslap with the help of his right hand, france........
what can today's military academy students learn from alexander and hannibal??? given that there are now bombs, air-craft carriers, long-distance missiles, satellites, etc... you would have to say: not much at all.... not much point studying that stuff at all....
if u can imagine the times of alexander or hannibal -- killing is like an abattoir or slaughterhouse where cows are killed: people will be killed bloodily with swords, spears, pikes (super long spears), from horseback or elephant back with afore-mentioned weapons... you could also use archers... the english, or rather, the tribes and peoples to inhabit today's england, 1000 years ago, were famous for there use of long-bows and archery.... these weapons were definitely formidable... in fact, if you were to pit a force of archers and cross-bow archers and swordsmen against modern day soldiers with machine guns -- you could definitely win in the right circumstances: eg., a forest that you had better re-reconnoitered....
i know what you're thinking: why don't all these war dudes just get a grip and go bowling or something and make love not war? if only..... you know how it is buddy: in one lifetime you want to be a doctor, the next a singer, the next a gardener -- the games and past-times of the human soul on Earth never end..... soldiering is just the next level up from policing.... it's police versus police or just force versus force.... brute force will meet brute force and even then it's not over -- even if you win a battle -- your peoples' interests might come off worse due to a worser diplomatic/trade exchange
in this sense, alexander 'the great', was unique: he didn't care about making everyone like he was when he started, the way the spaniards wanted the south americans to be like them, or the english wanted other peoples to take on their language and manners and customs.... he got to a point where he decided to take on other conquered peoples' customs, for example, he began to dress as an iranian, even though he was a madedonian? why? because he was a reformer
jim morrison: not to touch the earth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJ5tHbjybs&feature=fvst
according to plutarch's history of alexander: his own macedonians grumbled about the absorption of foreign cultures, on the other hand, it wasn't unusual to take on some aspects of foreign cultures and for alien cultures to intermix in these 'olden times'.... this is not, however, why the military academies of the world drool about hannibal and alexander, it's because they kicked arse, militarily... again, the question becomes: how is this relevant, given today's technological advances?
both were able to marshall and command large forces that remained obedient to them, and both were able to fight pitched battles that they consistently won against stronger forces.... that's why
however, as mentioned, it seems, to this un-schooled ignoramus, that alexander never wanted to 'return home' -- whereas hannibal did and was happy to, although he was of course willing to risk his life along the way
this brings up another important point: how and why to risk your life? everyone risks their life everyday: life is dangerous - some pervert could kill your kids, a beautiful blonde could ruin your marriage with a flick of her hair and destroy your children's lives, you could get cancer! in the 'old days' before modern medicine and doctor phil, the average lifespan was alot shorter..... hannibal and alexander weren't about to throw their life away on some pub brawl -- if they died, they were gonna die for what they would consider a good reason, in this respect you can label both of them self-gloryfying murderous bastard cowardly pieces of shit, and you might be right.... that's for you to decide...
now let's imagine warring with alexander, in persia....... and remember, in those days, there were no snipers and over the horizon radar and long distance bombers and stealth bombers.... war was a bloody business and very much up close
can u imagine it? if so, wouldn't your best friend be the terrain and the weather? visibility and conditions like tree coverage, hills -- where to put your men? what protects them? where can they escape to? what can they kill with? from where? how far? where will their food come from? how far? for how long? how can food be guaranteed?
already you see that conquest here, in the case of alexander, is dependent on building relationships with conquered town and peoples so that supply lines: food, clothing, etc, is guaranteed... in fact, in these days, part of normal war was a siege... you are seeing that now with today's iran.... the americans AND the europeans are laying siege to iran with economic sanctions... it is not dissimilar to alexander setting up his caravan and tents outside a large metropolis, sending a messenger within to plot demands: surrender by day two or alexander will have ALL of your adult men over 25 slain - no exceptions buddy........
in alexander's camp, you were gonna get drunk, that's for sure, so nowadays, alexander's best soldiers would undoubtedly come from the english who naturally are alcoholic binge drinkers and closet barbarians (germans) who would love to go around killing and slaying and laying siege to places... (maybe)
you can imagine alexander's excursions as a glofified NRA hunting trip that never ends where the beer is always on tap... warring, boozing, partying nights.... helping the underdog to come on top and all that crap (reform)
with a democracy, waging war isn't so easy -- you ever played that sim game by sid meier 'civilization'? if you're a 'beltway' washington reporter - left or right leaning, you should spend a few hours playing that game -- it will show you basic principles that are important to understand... you cannot wage war as a democracy without running into dragnets..... you see in the case of vietnam, the americans have the stomach to do very dastardly things -- i will not post clips of youtube agent orange survivors today, but this is america's doing, and this is 'evolution' -- it IS tragic -- it is tragic -- it is tragic -- tragedy is real -- it's not a joke -- tragedy is life's way of shaking you by the collars and yelling 'wake up!!!' in your face so the spittle splashes you..... too often, we are unaware of the consequences of our own actions -- and not so much on an individual level, but moreso on a macro/group/global level
you see the iranians have pre-empted the EU and decided to stop their supply of petrol to the europeans -- europe imports about 20% of her petrol from iran -- this then is important....
diplomacy is a very important element in war and this falls, in america, to the department of state -- not to the department of defense, however, both departments fall under the realm of the presidency and the 'cabinet' and 'joint chiefs' -- generally, in obama's 'white house' we have the usual right-ist kind of dept. of defense that is willing, as always, to do the ugly terrible things to impose brute force.... but we have the department of state and also the media -- very much to the left and here's 50 cents 'hate it or love it'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY0Ag0fMxz8
returning to alexander... you have to wonder if he gave a shit or how much he could keep in touch with old macedonia... what did alexander care for macedonia? life would go on there well enough without him, despite he was its head of state and prince.... alexander was free to go forward and press a bloody killing force all the way to india! ludicrous!
recently we mentioned we tried again assailing solzhenitzyn's 'gulag archipelago' - however it is hard to stomach, maybe only a russian can read it, solzhenitzyn's humanity is undeniable, however he glosses over the rape of german women after conquering german territory as if it wasn't shit... you see how war doesn't change? we once knew an african in bulgaria who had been in war(s) in africa and his body was scarred with bullet wounds, africa, of course, has most of the world's conflict these days, and don't forget, that the killing, violence and murder in mexico increased proportionally to the war in iraq so that there was more death in mexico than iraq! you can spin lefty sob-stories about the sad bloodshed in iraq all day long if u like, but you would be turning a blind eye to reality in mexico if you do so... are they related? some say violence begets violence, and Jesus taught to 'turn the other cheek' -- to the extent of even letting Himself be crucified.... this is a very scorpionic thing to the benji... how can a libra, like Jesus, who would approve of the nice things of life, like democracy, peace, stability, prosperity, how could he admit something so scorpionic and radical as his own crucifixion! why not use that power to dissappear???? just to become some dumb drama story for the idiot brute european masses while the chinese ignore it all for millenia??? how to make sense of it all?
you either turn the other cheek, or you don't... for example, after 9/11, america could have turned the other cheek -- it wouldn't have been hard, however, bush made the case for saddam being a nutcase and being emboldened by 9/11 and possibly further attacking a confused and scattered america by sending a barge of some sort to american shores and exploding a bomb there -- of course, it would have meant his own annihilation, however, bush was able to make a case for too much chaos cause of 9/11 and not turning the other cheek on an international level -- this of course, meant war
so is that right? you either go to war, or you turn the other cheek... Jesus said if someone asks for your coat, give them your shirt too... of course he meant it in a sense of neutralizng aggression and swallowing your pride, with the emphasis on swallowing your own pride -- and this is a great stumbling block for every man: swallowing his own pride.... a man will even convince himself he is humble out of a sense of pride..........
and now to star wars... not reagan's missile defense... but george lucas' movies.... can alien civilizations capable of intergalactic faster than light travel be expected to kill and destroy? or would they only turn the other cheek? benji guesses that even they would fall short of Jesus' mastery and would actually opt for the logical and orderly use of force such as is used by the police... can u imagine the police turning the other cheek and letting criminals run loose and burning everything and taking control? it's hard to imagine, right? but we dare not label Jesus a doddering softy idiot by turning the other cheek??... perhaps turning the other cheek was only appropriate for Him and His own personal Path and Development as an individual Soul personality --- this is a difficult issue -- there are strong arguments to be made for and against the use of force and violence -- for turning the other cheek and for keeping criminality and chaos in check....
Monday, February 20, 2012
become an expert on Hannibal buddy!
benji discusses hannibal before an elephant in bangkok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Us1NiZZndc&feature=youtu.be
link to wikileaks article on hannibal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal
check out this too buddy... couldn't help myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0JzBIUOfZ8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Us1NiZZndc&feature=youtu.be
link to wikileaks article on hannibal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal
check out this too buddy... couldn't help myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0JzBIUOfZ8&feature=related
more photos
okay obviously this is another great hairstyle from the benji in the top picture --- it's called 'blue fire' -- note the windswept splaying of the little bangs here -- incidentally, and of less importance, is australia's 2nd biggest city, melbourne, in the background
in the lower photo we have the very sassy yet loveable sofia, in the city of sofia, bulgaria
now just a moment ago we saw TMZ for the first time since writing some shpiel about marines, spaceships, TMZ and drew barrymore... let's be clear: TMZ sux severely -- and it isn't just TMZ's fault, the issue lies with white LA -- black LA is gold - except for P Diddy perhaps... anyway, you've seen that episode of south park where you have to choose between giant douche and turd sandwich? that's like choosing between TMZ and 'the hills' -- both of them really suck.... anyhoo, this TMZ had elijah wood and p diddy in case you were wondering.....
you know what's a million times better than TMZ and 'the hills'???? black french rapper 'pit baccardi' listen now, and turn up the bass negro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3CQM65B2o
here's an interview with benji (in french about TMZ)
benji: que est-ce que tu pense sur le TMZ benjamin?
benji: vraiment je pense que s'agit d'une grande merde -- c'est clair!
look and here's the artist formerly known as madonna playing pantera - a new level... told u buddy: crazy bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5coRmYYAlY&feature=related
more photos
und here is benji und desi in vienna (wien) -- they speak german over there buddy -- maybe in 2007 -- when we were living in bulgaria - sofia...
more photos
okay so here are some pictures: there's me and my homey Daniel -- he's chileno-ossie and a mechanic -- we see eachother everytime benji's car needs some help --- he visited benji's crib one time with his wife (they're like 59-ish) after we helped some bulgarian woman over here move some furniture.... hanging out with Daniel the ossie-chileno is kind of like being Sean Penn and hanging out with Hugo Chavez where benji is Sean Penn and daniel is Hugo Chavez... just saying... and ladies, don't forget to check out that little bang of hair artistically splashed across benji's forehead -- that's pretty -- just saying
and that's benji and marisol (benji's mother).... she actually has australian aboriginal friends (you know the people that lived in australia before europeans and others arrived) and receives them in her home nicely...
Sunday, February 19, 2012
yesterday's highlights
begin 3-day off streak -- unable to sleep more than a pitiful sparse few hours
35 minute drive from auburn to nth sydney - decide to lunch with wifey on drive - lunch w. wifey
2 x 3 on 3 basketball games with strangers that worked in education consulting in north sydney near wifey's workplace
snorkel at balmoral beach -- 1st time there ever as beachgoer despite 26 years+ spent in sydney
pick up wifey -- one more basketball game with her versus a maori looking couple --- racial profiling
eat with nearby hare-krishnas again - dinner - wifey doesn't want to get a beer anywhere - eg., scubar - so avoid harbor bridge - no etag anyway - $2.50 savings
go home
35 minute drive from auburn to nth sydney - decide to lunch with wifey on drive - lunch w. wifey
2 x 3 on 3 basketball games with strangers that worked in education consulting in north sydney near wifey's workplace
snorkel at balmoral beach -- 1st time there ever as beachgoer despite 26 years+ spent in sydney
pick up wifey -- one more basketball game with her versus a maori looking couple --- racial profiling
eat with nearby hare-krishnas again - dinner - wifey doesn't want to get a beer anywhere - eg., scubar - so avoid harbor bridge - no etag anyway - $2.50 savings
go home
Friday, February 17, 2012
and now to sean penn
you've heard of sean penn right? wasn't he in a whole bunch of movies and like in one of them he has a tear drop tattoo-ed next to eye or something? right? and he drinks alot of coffee or something to prepare for roles?
and now we bring you, a day in the life of sean penn
(insert days of our lives music here)
sean penn lies in a bed in a spare room/study... in a pensive, meditative mood... he throws his bubbly nerf ball at a wall covered in months of the year... april - fine that's when he'll kick it with chavez again --- maybe go to cuba too and meet fidel
he picks his nose -- he's found a winner -- he rolls it and daintily flicks it aside -- it lands with an audible thud somewhere
which script to choose? that was the question on his mind -- a busy working actor -- he decided to go with any role, even an action hero role, so long as it literally required the least physical masturbation and could be done in under 2 months
he looked again at his acting coach's list and tapped the clipboard it was on thoughtfully with a pen as he propped a further pillow behind his back....
10 times -- he circled it -- that was hands down the winner! his acting coach figured there was a role that would only require jerking off ten times and he could do it all in under 2 hours if he chose the role of wally the underwater leopard hunter..... what else did it involve? sacrifice a chicken? yes yes, do-able... jerk off on it? eww gross...... wear a hawaiin skirt and perform some weird ritual under clouds -- he could pull that off...... that seemed like the least labor intensive prepatory role and filming schedule.... circle
wow that looked interesting: DO NOT choose this role (the mighty slayer) --- you'll be jerking off twice daily while facing the north and eating a sack of turnips a day to prepare for it -- big no no
looked like the Mighty Slayer role would have to go to someone like Vin Diesel: he was proven to be able to tug 100 times a minute... that's talent
It was time to see what other writing talent was out there, script-wise... since the great Hollywood shake-up of august 2004... most Hollywood screenwriters realized the best way to write a script was to take an artistic approach like Jackson Pollock (or whatever his name was) -- some writers chose to have 20 chickens or so scratch random patterns with their feet, which they would spend hours interpreting whilst consuming drugs and then base their stories on the scratchings..... yet others would attend wild orgies where entire villages of men from africa were flown over to hollywood to jerk off on a basketball court and the way the come landed was left to expert interpreters to decipher and dictate which stories would be written.... then there were the chicken slayers of hollywood, these scriptwriters would sacrifice a chicken in a certain way so that its still beating heart would force its blood to squirt in random patterns on the ground, and again, like interpreting a psychological test, they would decipher what these markings meant and let them dictate a plot and storyline for their movies, and this is precisely why the standard of hollywood movies greatly increased after the shake-up of august 2004....
penn was aware of this and decided to read only good scripts by talented writers...
likewise, the cinematographic arts had likewise progressed, and don't think the academy hadn't noticed it -- in action movies, there were now people talented enough to ram a camera up their arsehole and then run around backwards capturing the live action of car chases and suchlike, this jumpy bouncy effect lent reality to various movies
and now we bring you, a day in the life of sean penn
(insert days of our lives music here)
sean penn lies in a bed in a spare room/study... in a pensive, meditative mood... he throws his bubbly nerf ball at a wall covered in months of the year... april - fine that's when he'll kick it with chavez again --- maybe go to cuba too and meet fidel
he picks his nose -- he's found a winner -- he rolls it and daintily flicks it aside -- it lands with an audible thud somewhere
which script to choose? that was the question on his mind -- a busy working actor -- he decided to go with any role, even an action hero role, so long as it literally required the least physical masturbation and could be done in under 2 months
he looked again at his acting coach's list and tapped the clipboard it was on thoughtfully with a pen as he propped a further pillow behind his back....
10 times -- he circled it -- that was hands down the winner! his acting coach figured there was a role that would only require jerking off ten times and he could do it all in under 2 hours if he chose the role of wally the underwater leopard hunter..... what else did it involve? sacrifice a chicken? yes yes, do-able... jerk off on it? eww gross...... wear a hawaiin skirt and perform some weird ritual under clouds -- he could pull that off...... that seemed like the least labor intensive prepatory role and filming schedule.... circle
wow that looked interesting: DO NOT choose this role (the mighty slayer) --- you'll be jerking off twice daily while facing the north and eating a sack of turnips a day to prepare for it -- big no no
looked like the Mighty Slayer role would have to go to someone like Vin Diesel: he was proven to be able to tug 100 times a minute... that's talent
It was time to see what other writing talent was out there, script-wise... since the great Hollywood shake-up of august 2004... most Hollywood screenwriters realized the best way to write a script was to take an artistic approach like Jackson Pollock (or whatever his name was) -- some writers chose to have 20 chickens or so scratch random patterns with their feet, which they would spend hours interpreting whilst consuming drugs and then base their stories on the scratchings..... yet others would attend wild orgies where entire villages of men from africa were flown over to hollywood to jerk off on a basketball court and the way the come landed was left to expert interpreters to decipher and dictate which stories would be written.... then there were the chicken slayers of hollywood, these scriptwriters would sacrifice a chicken in a certain way so that its still beating heart would force its blood to squirt in random patterns on the ground, and again, like interpreting a psychological test, they would decipher what these markings meant and let them dictate a plot and storyline for their movies, and this is precisely why the standard of hollywood movies greatly increased after the shake-up of august 2004....
penn was aware of this and decided to read only good scripts by talented writers...
likewise, the cinematographic arts had likewise progressed, and don't think the academy hadn't noticed it -- in action movies, there were now people talented enough to ram a camera up their arsehole and then run around backwards capturing the live action of car chases and suchlike, this jumpy bouncy effect lent reality to various movies
Thursday, February 16, 2012
WATCHING ABC this morning
good morning america
dianne sawyer just flashed up -- a torrent of verbal crap dribbled down her chin and formed a verbose puddle in her lap....
some 'scientist' was on the radio today -- also american -- god she was a goddam disgrace -- maybe she was the real source of benji's anger today --- it's real anger though buddy --- you would probably melt just standing next to the benji that's how hot it is -- the anger -- go get some marshmellows buddy
dianne sawyer just flashed up -- a torrent of verbal crap dribbled down her chin and formed a verbose puddle in her lap....
some 'scientist' was on the radio today -- also american -- god she was a goddam disgrace -- maybe she was the real source of benji's anger today --- it's real anger though buddy --- you would probably melt just standing next to the benji that's how hot it is -- the anger -- go get some marshmellows buddy
indian bashing
hey buddy -- ur american right? and u know iran sux! that makes u racist! or u think europeans are euro-trash? that means ur a racist
pop quiz: ur french and u think the english stink -- that means ur racist!
or ur some kind of sand-nigger in arabia and u think the glorious u, s of a is just the little old great satan! guess again! ur a dirty racist piece of shit
die motherfucker! fot in hell u scummy piece of crap!
ok pleasantries aside, it's time for some south asia bashing - today REALLY marks the FIRST time a south asian has EVER given benji offense! amazing isn't it? even having endured a little bunch of the critters calling the benji a 'big cockroach' years ago.... despite enduring the groaning whinings of the grunting germanic anglo-saxon master race (with their american buddies) constantly bashing the indians... benji has never found particular offense from them, despite, like the anglo-saxon english, being dreadfully insular.........
until tonite.......... to be continued buddy ---- on the flipside, some indian woman (looked like she used facial bleaches for decades to wipe off the darkness) asked benji to be her private cabby dude...... anyway, 1.2 billion indians is alot of people to generalize about -- insular anglo-saxons and indians stink -- u stupid racists
u know what was annoying about this indian guy? he was a racist prick! u can tell he sees white guy and thinks 'white devil i will hate him in the name of shiva!' PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pop quiz: ur french and u think the english stink -- that means ur racist!
or ur some kind of sand-nigger in arabia and u think the glorious u, s of a is just the little old great satan! guess again! ur a dirty racist piece of shit
die motherfucker! fot in hell u scummy piece of crap!
ok pleasantries aside, it's time for some south asia bashing - today REALLY marks the FIRST time a south asian has EVER given benji offense! amazing isn't it? even having endured a little bunch of the critters calling the benji a 'big cockroach' years ago.... despite enduring the groaning whinings of the grunting germanic anglo-saxon master race (with their american buddies) constantly bashing the indians... benji has never found particular offense from them, despite, like the anglo-saxon english, being dreadfully insular.........
until tonite.......... to be continued buddy ---- on the flipside, some indian woman (looked like she used facial bleaches for decades to wipe off the darkness) asked benji to be her private cabby dude...... anyway, 1.2 billion indians is alot of people to generalize about -- insular anglo-saxons and indians stink -- u stupid racists
u know what was annoying about this indian guy? he was a racist prick! u can tell he sees white guy and thinks 'white devil i will hate him in the name of shiva!' PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
freelance tv watcher benji shifts back to fox news come may
http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/02/fox-news-moves-toward-the-left-politico-reports-72621.html
come may, after a little holiday in fiji -- four months -- benji will be watching fox news again -- that's 4 months buddy may june july august -- don't stutter.... hell, we'll even have a little birthday party on may 16th -- just benji, some cake, and the tv.... and puddy the cat... that's coz murdoch's cable company is offering a steep discount for four months -- account's been in limbo a while now -- have caught up once or twice on fox news at marisol's crib and even once at murphy's crib....
http://www.whatweshouldknowblog.com/2012/02/fox-news-moves-left/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fox-news-moves-left
here's a mock interview with karl rove... we ask rove mock questions and he answers 'offensive' or 'inoffensive'
bill cosby?
offensive
leave leaving left
offensive
reagan
inoffensive
pink
offensive
moving on buddy... you've heard about falun dafa and falun gong? but don't know much about it? sometimes you've seen them on the street showing you gruesome pictures of torture of their members by communist chinese govt. members? did benji ever mention the 7 months he spent at a holiday resort in china http://www.yihehotel.com/yihe_en-us.php working for some woman who was real big in the communist party in china? she even had lunch with the prime minister of india, singh, one time -- isn't that amazing? but what is falun gong about? well benji has begun to study it a little to form an opinion.... the guy keeps talking about 'superhuman powers'.... so it's kind of like that movie 'chronicle' like that.... the resort in china was 7 entire months! but in fiji at the radisson it'll only be a week and then wherever another few days after that in fiji.... yeah boyee!
come may, after a little holiday in fiji -- four months -- benji will be watching fox news again -- that's 4 months buddy may june july august -- don't stutter.... hell, we'll even have a little birthday party on may 16th -- just benji, some cake, and the tv.... and puddy the cat... that's coz murdoch's cable company is offering a steep discount for four months -- account's been in limbo a while now -- have caught up once or twice on fox news at marisol's crib and even once at murphy's crib....
http://www.whatweshouldknowblog.com/2012/02/fox-news-moves-left/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fox-news-moves-left
here's a mock interview with karl rove... we ask rove mock questions and he answers 'offensive' or 'inoffensive'
bill cosby?
offensive
leave leaving left
offensive
reagan
inoffensive
pink
offensive
moving on buddy... you've heard about falun dafa and falun gong? but don't know much about it? sometimes you've seen them on the street showing you gruesome pictures of torture of their members by communist chinese govt. members? did benji ever mention the 7 months he spent at a holiday resort in china http://www.yihehotel.com/yihe_en-us.php working for some woman who was real big in the communist party in china? she even had lunch with the prime minister of india, singh, one time -- isn't that amazing? but what is falun gong about? well benji has begun to study it a little to form an opinion.... the guy keeps talking about 'superhuman powers'.... so it's kind of like that movie 'chronicle' like that.... the resort in china was 7 entire months! but in fiji at the radisson it'll only be a week and then wherever another few days after that in fiji.... yeah boyee!
addin to that last thread
a lifetime spent in isolation.... like a monk or sthmg... okay so that must see movie we mentioned earlier was on tv and it delivered... actually its final scenes were in tibet... hence the mention of monk....
it seemed the marketing of the movie was non existent -- just a mention in prior trailers before another movie... 'chronicle'....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706593/
not mentioned on tv - no posters - nothing.... anyway... though the trailer was understated -- looks like they spent a bunch of money on special effects...
rating: strong nigga -- strong
it seemed the marketing of the movie was non existent -- just a mention in prior trailers before another movie... 'chronicle'....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706593/
not mentioned on tv - no posters - nothing.... anyway... though the trailer was understated -- looks like they spent a bunch of money on special effects...
rating: strong nigga -- strong
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
challenges of being human
as a human, you'll have to accept, for better or worse, whether it takes you years to swallow it or no: that your lot is with your fellow man.... there is no avoiding this, a life of isolation would only be a single lifetime spent so, eventually you would not be able to avoid human company, albeit in a future lifetime.....
what is difficult about this condition is that people invariably are bitches, regardless of their genes, nationality, race, religion, etc.... more disturbing, people ENJOY acting like little bitches coz they know it's going to annoy the shit out of you and that makes them feel it's all worthwhile acting like a real bitch....
it's not easy being human
what is difficult about this condition is that people invariably are bitches, regardless of their genes, nationality, race, religion, etc.... more disturbing, people ENJOY acting like little bitches coz they know it's going to annoy the shit out of you and that makes them feel it's all worthwhile acting like a real bitch....
it's not easy being human
Friday, February 10, 2012
australia's 'abc' channel
well normally we wouldn't bother to write an entire post based on australia's 'abc' channel - which would normally end up of a puddle of negative criticism, however, it seems today they have actually demonstrated some flair
normally 'abc' is the stodgiest, most depressing garbage.... a bunch of anglo-centric extremists who will go to any extreme to put england at the top of the pyramid so that we can all jolly well be grateful to the victorians that laid back and thought of the queen as they pro-created..... these types, well you might meet one that is half-italian and half-english ethnically (not that being english can be clased as an ethnicity, good lord no old boy! the english-blooded are far too MAJESTIC to be classed as an ethnicity!) - these types can even entertain you occaionally with their brand of english and knowledge.... however, as nietzsche said, it's just 'moral tartuffery'... good old nietzsche....
hence we have losers.... and what kind of losers? these 'abc' people are government bludgers! always waiting for a taxpayer handout for their next documentary project or tv show, just like the whiney australian aborigines addicted to alcohol (let's be frank, fellow australians), they never think, like an entrepreneur, let me RAISE some money and THEN let me whine (or WINE in the case of a great many australian aborigines)... this is the australian socialist way
of course, the truth hurts, the typical 'abc' person with a good job, some kind of anglo-saxon (be sure all the armenians are only allowed to tote and set-up microphones, no serious journalism please little armenian)... would never accept this accurate socialist depiction of himself... and would even pretend to be indignified by the 'racist' estimation of the australian aborigines (not all of them) as addicted (like the 'abc' people) to taxpayer handouts.....
but there you have it -- benji's truth -- see, you can be a winner and be poor.... being a winner isn't about being rich........ very hard to win though -- there's far too much temptation in life...
but if you can buck off temptation by lying down and only engaging in the act of procreation for the sake of queen and country, like our good victorians, then beware the peril of too many government handouts little 'abc' australian artistes!
normally 'abc' is the stodgiest, most depressing garbage.... a bunch of anglo-centric extremists who will go to any extreme to put england at the top of the pyramid so that we can all jolly well be grateful to the victorians that laid back and thought of the queen as they pro-created..... these types, well you might meet one that is half-italian and half-english ethnically (not that being english can be clased as an ethnicity, good lord no old boy! the english-blooded are far too MAJESTIC to be classed as an ethnicity!) - these types can even entertain you occaionally with their brand of english and knowledge.... however, as nietzsche said, it's just 'moral tartuffery'... good old nietzsche....
hence we have losers.... and what kind of losers? these 'abc' people are government bludgers! always waiting for a taxpayer handout for their next documentary project or tv show, just like the whiney australian aborigines addicted to alcohol (let's be frank, fellow australians), they never think, like an entrepreneur, let me RAISE some money and THEN let me whine (or WINE in the case of a great many australian aborigines)... this is the australian socialist way
of course, the truth hurts, the typical 'abc' person with a good job, some kind of anglo-saxon (be sure all the armenians are only allowed to tote and set-up microphones, no serious journalism please little armenian)... would never accept this accurate socialist depiction of himself... and would even pretend to be indignified by the 'racist' estimation of the australian aborigines (not all of them) as addicted (like the 'abc' people) to taxpayer handouts.....
but there you have it -- benji's truth -- see, you can be a winner and be poor.... being a winner isn't about being rich........ very hard to win though -- there's far too much temptation in life...
but if you can buck off temptation by lying down and only engaging in the act of procreation for the sake of queen and country, like our good victorians, then beware the peril of too many government handouts little 'abc' australian artistes!
Thursday, February 9, 2012
last tupperguddy game of the season
was between ny giants and new england patriots... in benji's unschooled and humble opinion... not having seen the entire game in its entirety.... the sign that was felled the wrong way belonged to patriot welker.... with about 4 minutes left in the last quarter... welker misses a relatively easy catch from about 40 yards away from brady -- he is basically unchecked by the giants and its a total unforced error.... this failed catch led to the patriots defeat in benji's unschooled opinion... the rest of the game was very noteable though.... the patriots drop another basic catch after welker's although not as easy as welker's and the giants get possession of the ball with approx. 4 minutes...giants manningham makes an amazing catch from about 40 yards away and shortly thereafter they score a touchdown which the commentators thought the patriots allowed them so as to get it over and done with and still have a minute to score... again more divine intervention or subconscious nerves or what not and the patriots drop more basic catches - at least one of them - the end is exciting with a few seconds left brady throws to the endzone where one patriots player gets a hand to it and it is almost caught off the rebound by another patriots player which would have led to a thrilling win for them but never happened.... conclusion: blame welker
in other news -- the porsche case had its mention in court today, the lawyer, also called alex, like the bad driver, wants for it to be settled before trial (a mention in the english system is not a trial but a little mention before trial - a small formality).... he said the matter has been postponed to april and that we should settle out of court
quit smoking -- with 2 days of medications excluding night medications... benji has not smoked for over two days now -- probably will take one more pill today to be safe and just will not smoking -- bought some new running shoes yesterday and a couple of tennis rackets
tupperguddy will not be back on for like half a year now
in other news -- the porsche case had its mention in court today, the lawyer, also called alex, like the bad driver, wants for it to be settled before trial (a mention in the english system is not a trial but a little mention before trial - a small formality).... he said the matter has been postponed to april and that we should settle out of court
quit smoking -- with 2 days of medications excluding night medications... benji has not smoked for over two days now -- probably will take one more pill today to be safe and just will not smoking -- bought some new running shoes yesterday and a couple of tennis rackets
tupperguddy will not be back on for like half a year now
speaking of porsches coming home
this porsche case is coming home to roost -- tomorrow morning it gets a 'mention' in court...
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
family guy wins an award
the family guy wins benji's portia coming home award.... in the merchant of venice, after portia and her servant disguise themselves as men and lawyers and save their husbands from shylock the jew who wants his pound of flesh, the two women remark on how far the little candle on their porch throws its beams...
in like wise, that little candle yesterday was the family guy... here's why:
first, meg's loser girlfriends tell her to ask the rebel guy out becoz she's the only one that had a bf before -- turns out it was a dead corpse that has a wolf chew off its arm....... next meg's mom takes her shopping and offers her a 'porn star' and 'sperm dumpster' t-shirt.... then meg comes out of the change room asking how her pants look and the shop attendent screams, douses herself in gasoline and jumps out the window ---
that's funny!
in other news, jerry seinfeld, tina fey and eva langoria had some cough cough cough (*&&slightly#@((amusing*&#) tv show about married couples or something
in like wise, that little candle yesterday was the family guy... here's why:
first, meg's loser girlfriends tell her to ask the rebel guy out becoz she's the only one that had a bf before -- turns out it was a dead corpse that has a wolf chew off its arm....... next meg's mom takes her shopping and offers her a 'porn star' and 'sperm dumpster' t-shirt.... then meg comes out of the change room asking how her pants look and the shop attendent screams, douses herself in gasoline and jumps out the window ---
that's funny!
in other news, jerry seinfeld, tina fey and eva langoria had some cough cough cough (*&&slightly#@((amusing*&#) tv show about married couples or something
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
more props for metallica
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0SivGLtBYw (metallica - wherever i may roam)
gonna change this blog's current catchphrase of 'read 'em and weep cunt, i could do a shit and it'd be more artistic than your nationalistic tripe' to 'read 'em and weep cunt, someone could do a shit and it'd be more artistic than your nationalistic tripe'
it does seem that on some definite level... metallica's natural rivals and challengers are 'pantera'.... the author could definitely be wrong about that.... panter's 'vulgar display of power' is a masterpiece of heavy metal rock.... listen to their song (very loudly),
'a new level' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77f8u7puTFc
interestingly, one of pantera was assaulted and killed onstage during a concert in 2004 according to the benji's understanding
gonna change this blog's current catchphrase of 'read 'em and weep cunt, i could do a shit and it'd be more artistic than your nationalistic tripe' to 'read 'em and weep cunt, someone could do a shit and it'd be more artistic than your nationalistic tripe'
it does seem that on some definite level... metallica's natural rivals and challengers are 'pantera'.... the author could definitely be wrong about that.... panter's 'vulgar display of power' is a masterpiece of heavy metal rock.... listen to their song (very loudly),
'a new level' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77f8u7puTFc
interestingly, one of pantera was assaulted and killed onstage during a concert in 2004 according to the benji's understanding
hard driving
that's some more hard driving buddy -- saturday nite -- sunday off -- monday nite and just finished tuesday nite -- double 13 hour shifts back to back... now it's time for 2 days R&R in the blue mountains a little west of sydney --- someplace nice hopefully fairmont resort
did u ever watch your older brother and sis in the 80s play that car game at the arcade where the actual machine itself that they sat in turned to the right and left when they turned, and a whole little crowd of people staring at them while they kicked some arse on it? that's hard driving buddy
well the scientific results are in: benji's sperm is lousy - low count - low swim power -- very poor and it's not for alcohol abuse -- it means benji has to quit smoking asap -- starting tomorrow - with the help of modern medication again (champix drug)..... no more smoking buddy
last customers tonite some young louisianans in some young rock ensemble called 'the givers' - maybe they'll make the big time one day --- they gave $5 those givers - that's discount rates -- got to hustle buddy!
listen to faith no more's R&R here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFlnD-DEZTk
did u ever watch your older brother and sis in the 80s play that car game at the arcade where the actual machine itself that they sat in turned to the right and left when they turned, and a whole little crowd of people staring at them while they kicked some arse on it? that's hard driving buddy
well the scientific results are in: benji's sperm is lousy - low count - low swim power -- very poor and it's not for alcohol abuse -- it means benji has to quit smoking asap -- starting tomorrow - with the help of modern medication again (champix drug)..... no more smoking buddy
last customers tonite some young louisianans in some young rock ensemble called 'the givers' - maybe they'll make the big time one day --- they gave $5 those givers - that's discount rates -- got to hustle buddy!
listen to faith no more's R&R here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFlnD-DEZTk
Monday, February 6, 2012
tv watchin' with benji between shifts
well fresh out of bed at 1230pm we had dr phil interviewing the florida casey anthony parents -- the dad looks dodgy......
next the doctors -- the episode about hand spots, vaginal warts, etc
then spanish news with pepa bueno -- england's queen marked 60 years... she definitely has the perfect birthdate for her role...... she's born in the first 7th of the solar year (starts march 21st) and in the second polarity of that (see spencer lewis' 'self mastery and fate with the cycles of life' amorc books)...... this makes her one of the bull-headed taureans ruled by the sun --- very distinct from the tauruses born after may 13 who are ruled by the moon and require constant change so as not to fall into a state of monotony (like benji - that's why benji drives a taxi buddy - it's a soul thing)
now let's talk food and eating habits and sleeping habits -- with these four 12 hour long shifts -- sleep patterns get staggered - that means between shifts as little as 5 hours or 6 years -- often the body won't take more or it's necessary to wake up to pee due to a full bladder (people born in the 2nd 7th of the solar year all have weak bladders) and sleep is no longer possible......... this leads to catch-up sleep where lost sleep is gotten in a 10 or 12 hour chunk -- a similar pattern occurs with diet -- it's often possible to pass an entire day without eating - maybe once a week -- or only eating something very frugal -- but then a catch up day of eating -- beginning another campaign of the week's work -- such as yesterday:
1 x 4000 kilojoule KFC meal
1 x chick peas and beans serving - large
1 x whipped cream serving - medium to large
1 x small mcdonalds burger
that is a shitload of food buddy and leads to a noticeable expansion of the stomach -- however this pack of extra calories will get burnt next snorkelling expedition for sure --- today is lamentable -- not even having enough will to walk to the local shops and back -- too goddammed tired
TMZ should be on now -- we'll try and find it....
next the doctors -- the episode about hand spots, vaginal warts, etc
then spanish news with pepa bueno -- england's queen marked 60 years... she definitely has the perfect birthdate for her role...... she's born in the first 7th of the solar year (starts march 21st) and in the second polarity of that (see spencer lewis' 'self mastery and fate with the cycles of life' amorc books)...... this makes her one of the bull-headed taureans ruled by the sun --- very distinct from the tauruses born after may 13 who are ruled by the moon and require constant change so as not to fall into a state of monotony (like benji - that's why benji drives a taxi buddy - it's a soul thing)
now let's talk food and eating habits and sleeping habits -- with these four 12 hour long shifts -- sleep patterns get staggered - that means between shifts as little as 5 hours or 6 years -- often the body won't take more or it's necessary to wake up to pee due to a full bladder (people born in the 2nd 7th of the solar year all have weak bladders) and sleep is no longer possible......... this leads to catch-up sleep where lost sleep is gotten in a 10 or 12 hour chunk -- a similar pattern occurs with diet -- it's often possible to pass an entire day without eating - maybe once a week -- or only eating something very frugal -- but then a catch up day of eating -- beginning another campaign of the week's work -- such as yesterday:
1 x 4000 kilojoule KFC meal
1 x chick peas and beans serving - large
1 x whipped cream serving - medium to large
1 x small mcdonalds burger
that is a shitload of food buddy and leads to a noticeable expansion of the stomach -- however this pack of extra calories will get burnt next snorkelling expedition for sure --- today is lamentable -- not even having enough will to walk to the local shops and back -- too goddammed tired
TMZ should be on now -- we'll try and find it....
superbowl results are IN!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6z0Zay9itk (big lebowski - haysus)
benji scored an astounding 191 !!! that is MASSIVE.... but STILL short of benji's all-time high of OVER 250!!!!! no lies buddy!!
benji scored an astounding 191 !!! that is MASSIVE.... but STILL short of benji's all-time high of OVER 250!!!!! no lies buddy!!
Sunday, February 5, 2012
conan o'brien et al
well since we have switched over to the new free-to-air system -- we have had conan o'brien's show direct on tv for the first time very, very recently (without being retransmitted by fox news or some other show) direct -- just enough to see some insects and some etimo-nologist or whatever insect specialists are called -- he had cool ant pants -- they were cool -- it appears it's possible to catch o'brien's show on the 'gem' channel but unclear when
the best thing o'brien can do with his show is wear a silly wig for an entire week or two and have all of his guests and audience sign a waiver saying they will not comment on it -- that is a gimmick that would REALLY work...... o'brien is a jackarse so it's not clear if he will make a smart choice like that
blondie - atomic (a song about beautiful hair) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E1-VOMxS6w
next we had that show we mentioned about sargent brodie the marine that was imprisoned for 10 years -- it was hyped alot on the tv here but that show will fail after a season if it doesn't get co-ordinated -- it was all over the show -- they need to develop a strong story line and cut all the paranoia crap -- it needs to have more character development -- real characters not just retards trying to have a winning show -- they should ask o'brien -- he made the simpsons and the simpsons made bart drink test soda that gave him monsterism so o'brien would know (o'brien should do the wig gimmick though -- that's not an 'idea' -- that is EXACTLY what he should do to the letter)
now in some magazine we saw they're making some show in hollywood called 'oh the horror' it is about some couple that buys a haunted house and has some crazy and kooky premises -- we'll see if it's a stayer or no after a few years
remember that tv show 'roswell'? if u do it's likely you've spent too much time watching tv --- that could be indicative of an unfulfilling and lacklustre spousal relationship, which, though it might serve to repopulate the world with another batch of little idiots, is no indication that that pathetic state you call happiness is worth a tuppence
today was a great day at the beach although unfortunately the visibility underwater was very poor -- however it was great kicking it with my bro and buddy who we have lethargically and perhaps gaily nicknamed stalin and (karl) marx.... thus while marx kayaked, the benji (another nickname) coasted behind and kick-paddled with flippers on while breathing underwater - hoot and a holler
if the brodie show keeps suckings (sic), maybe dr phil or his spinoffs, the doctors, can give the makers a pill or those zappy electrical toaster things for heart attacks -- you know the ones.... CLEAR!!! zap!
the best thing o'brien can do with his show is wear a silly wig for an entire week or two and have all of his guests and audience sign a waiver saying they will not comment on it -- that is a gimmick that would REALLY work...... o'brien is a jackarse so it's not clear if he will make a smart choice like that
blondie - atomic (a song about beautiful hair) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E1-VOMxS6w
next we had that show we mentioned about sargent brodie the marine that was imprisoned for 10 years -- it was hyped alot on the tv here but that show will fail after a season if it doesn't get co-ordinated -- it was all over the show -- they need to develop a strong story line and cut all the paranoia crap -- it needs to have more character development -- real characters not just retards trying to have a winning show -- they should ask o'brien -- he made the simpsons and the simpsons made bart drink test soda that gave him monsterism so o'brien would know (o'brien should do the wig gimmick though -- that's not an 'idea' -- that is EXACTLY what he should do to the letter)
now in some magazine we saw they're making some show in hollywood called 'oh the horror' it is about some couple that buys a haunted house and has some crazy and kooky premises -- we'll see if it's a stayer or no after a few years
remember that tv show 'roswell'? if u do it's likely you've spent too much time watching tv --- that could be indicative of an unfulfilling and lacklustre spousal relationship, which, though it might serve to repopulate the world with another batch of little idiots, is no indication that that pathetic state you call happiness is worth a tuppence
today was a great day at the beach although unfortunately the visibility underwater was very poor -- however it was great kicking it with my bro and buddy who we have lethargically and perhaps gaily nicknamed stalin and (karl) marx.... thus while marx kayaked, the benji (another nickname) coasted behind and kick-paddled with flippers on while breathing underwater - hoot and a holler
if the brodie show keeps suckings (sic), maybe dr phil or his spinoffs, the doctors, can give the makers a pill or those zappy electrical toaster things for heart attacks -- you know the ones.... CLEAR!!! zap!
Saturday, February 4, 2012
fibonacci sequence
well on thursday nite some guy called himself jimmy and said he was a texan and his mom was from newcastle (north of sydney) -- he said mate a lot..... said 'good charlotte' just played an acoustic set at the golden sheaf bar on new south head road... that would have been good to see....
we now return to our regular programming: crazy marines overtake TMZ tv show office...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY (The Fibonacci in Lateralus)
TMZ boss: what do you want from us?
marine sargent: we need you to get drew barrymore for us... in person
TMZ boss: why?
marine sargent: it's for a govt. experiment
TMZ boss: is it a secret?
marine sargent: we can tell you about it... you know that energy is never destroyed? it only changes?.... well we have found a new technology and we want to try it out?
TMZ boss: what's it based on?
marine sargent: it's based on masturbation
TMZ boss: explain
marine sargent: who here has jerked off to a picture of drew barrymore in playboy?
(everyone raised their hands including the gay guys and the women)
marine sargent: see, a helluva lot of people have jerked off to pictures of drew barrymore in playboy... we have a machine that can attract all of that expended energy and re-transform it
TMZ office person: how and why?
marine sargent: how is complicated and it's a secret, why, is so we can summon a space ship
different TMZ office person: summon a spaceship?
different marine dude: yes, we have had SETI scanning the skies with radio-waves from west virginia for over two decades and they don't get blip -- just a virgin sky -- the spaceships use an invisibility cloak
yet a different TMZ person: why barrymore?
different marine dude (but same as last spoke): becoz she has already made contact with alien life and a lot of people have jerked off to her pictures -- we need jerkoff energy -- she's perfect
TMZ boss: what are you gonna do with her?
marine sargent: we need her to sit in a special laboratory and just sit in a chair while we crank our machine up....
we now return to our regular programming: crazy marines overtake TMZ tv show office...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY (The Fibonacci in Lateralus)
TMZ boss: what do you want from us?
marine sargent: we need you to get drew barrymore for us... in person
TMZ boss: why?
marine sargent: it's for a govt. experiment
TMZ boss: is it a secret?
marine sargent: we can tell you about it... you know that energy is never destroyed? it only changes?.... well we have found a new technology and we want to try it out?
TMZ boss: what's it based on?
marine sargent: it's based on masturbation
TMZ boss: explain
marine sargent: who here has jerked off to a picture of drew barrymore in playboy?
(everyone raised their hands including the gay guys and the women)
marine sargent: see, a helluva lot of people have jerked off to pictures of drew barrymore in playboy... we have a machine that can attract all of that expended energy and re-transform it
TMZ office person: how and why?
marine sargent: how is complicated and it's a secret, why, is so we can summon a space ship
different TMZ office person: summon a spaceship?
different marine dude: yes, we have had SETI scanning the skies with radio-waves from west virginia for over two decades and they don't get blip -- just a virgin sky -- the spaceships use an invisibility cloak
yet a different TMZ person: why barrymore?
different marine dude (but same as last spoke): becoz she has already made contact with alien life and a lot of people have jerked off to her pictures -- we need jerkoff energy -- she's perfect
TMZ boss: what are you gonna do with her?
marine sargent: we need her to sit in a special laboratory and just sit in a chair while we crank our machine up....
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
elite u.s. army marines raid TMZ offices
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w (whitney houston - the greatest love)
elite u.s. army marines raid TMZ offices where TMZ tv show is made in hollywood, california... (LA)
clear... hallway... clear...
bang! thud! the doorway to the TMZ tv show office room is smashed down... looks of shock abound... what was happening?
it was too late to know what was happening... some whizbangs were thrown around and emitted smoke and making exploding sounds
causing confusions
'subdue the targets, subdue the targets!' yelled one loud voice
in no time all the TMZ workers were accounted for and they were all covered neatly by a pistol muzzle or machine gun....
'can you just pass me my stapler-y-poops? it's the pink one on the table there...' requested one of the TMZ people to the marines which earnt him a firm backhander
'shut up chuckles! shut up! everyone here shut up!' screamed a sargeont... one TMZ woman started crying... another marine approached her:
'shut up!!' he screamed into her face with astounding force... 'shut up!!!!' the girl shut up but began to hyperventilate stifling her tears in gasping wheezes that replaced her crying spell in a suppressed spasm...
'shut up!! all of you shut up!! where is your leader? you!'
'what?' asked the TMZ guy innocently
'do you know who drew barrymore is?' asked the marine leader while another two marines cocked their machine guns in his face
'she's so fat now though,' said the TMZ leader gaily
'shut up!!!' screamed the marine sargeont in his face with astounding force, 'no-one asked your opinion! shut-up!!!! answer the question!! shut up!!!!'
'answer the question or shut up?' asked the TMZ leader after being screamed at in the face with two machine guns pointed at it
'wait, help... i can...' interrupted the scruffy surfy looking dude in need of a haircut...
'oh you a hero?! we got a hero here...' the marine sergeont pivoted nimbly over to the surfy looking dude along with his two co-helpers with the two machine guns
'suck on that,' said the sargent indicating the machine gun muzzle... 'suck on it!!!' he screamed....
there was no choice... the acrid taste of gunpowder tormented surfy dude's tongue... disgusting
'keep sucking on that! does anyone here wanna die? you wanna see someone's brains splashed around?' asked the marine sargent... he looked around and it was clear that nobody was talking and nobody wanted to die.... 'good...'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-5hHPTr4BQ (bruno-army)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8yYgTK7-jc&feature=related
elite u.s. army marines raid TMZ offices where TMZ tv show is made in hollywood, california... (LA)
clear... hallway... clear...
bang! thud! the doorway to the TMZ tv show office room is smashed down... looks of shock abound... what was happening?
it was too late to know what was happening... some whizbangs were thrown around and emitted smoke and making exploding sounds
causing confusions
'subdue the targets, subdue the targets!' yelled one loud voice
in no time all the TMZ workers were accounted for and they were all covered neatly by a pistol muzzle or machine gun....
'can you just pass me my stapler-y-poops? it's the pink one on the table there...' requested one of the TMZ people to the marines which earnt him a firm backhander
'shut up chuckles! shut up! everyone here shut up!' screamed a sargeont... one TMZ woman started crying... another marine approached her:
'shut up!!' he screamed into her face with astounding force... 'shut up!!!!' the girl shut up but began to hyperventilate stifling her tears in gasping wheezes that replaced her crying spell in a suppressed spasm...
'shut up!! all of you shut up!! where is your leader? you!'
'what?' asked the TMZ guy innocently
'do you know who drew barrymore is?' asked the marine leader while another two marines cocked their machine guns in his face
'she's so fat now though,' said the TMZ leader gaily
'shut up!!!' screamed the marine sargeont in his face with astounding force, 'no-one asked your opinion! shut-up!!!! answer the question!! shut up!!!!'
'answer the question or shut up?' asked the TMZ leader after being screamed at in the face with two machine guns pointed at it
'wait, help... i can...' interrupted the scruffy surfy looking dude in need of a haircut...
'oh you a hero?! we got a hero here...' the marine sergeont pivoted nimbly over to the surfy looking dude along with his two co-helpers with the two machine guns
'suck on that,' said the sargent indicating the machine gun muzzle... 'suck on it!!!' he screamed....
there was no choice... the acrid taste of gunpowder tormented surfy dude's tongue... disgusting
'keep sucking on that! does anyone here wanna die? you wanna see someone's brains splashed around?' asked the marine sargent... he looked around and it was clear that nobody was talking and nobody wanted to die.... 'good...'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-5hHPTr4BQ (bruno-army)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8yYgTK7-jc&feature=related
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