the family guy wins benji's portia coming home award.... in the merchant of venice, after portia and her servant disguise themselves as men and lawyers and save their husbands from shylock the jew who wants his pound of flesh, the two women remark on how far the little candle on their porch throws its beams...
in like wise, that little candle yesterday was the family guy... here's why:
first, meg's loser girlfriends tell her to ask the rebel guy out becoz she's the only one that had a bf before -- turns out it was a dead corpse that has a wolf chew off its arm....... next meg's mom takes her shopping and offers her a 'porn star' and 'sperm dumpster' t-shirt.... then meg comes out of the change room asking how her pants look and the shop attendent screams, douses herself in gasoline and jumps out the window ---
that's funny!
in other news, jerry seinfeld, tina fey and eva langoria had some cough cough cough (*&&slightly#@((amusing*&#) tv show about married couples or something
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