elite u.s. army marines raid TMZ offices

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w (whitney houston - the greatest love)



elite u.s. army marines raid TMZ offices where TMZ tv show is made in hollywood, california... (LA)


clear... hallway... clear...

bang! thud! the doorway to the TMZ tv show office room is smashed down... looks of shock abound... what was happening?
it was too late to know what was happening... some whizbangs were thrown around and emitted smoke and making exploding sounds
causing confusions

'subdue the targets, subdue the targets!' yelled one loud voice

in no time all the TMZ workers were accounted for and they were all covered neatly by a pistol muzzle or machine gun....

'can you just pass me my stapler-y-poops? it's the pink one on the table there...' requested one of the TMZ people to the marines which earnt him a firm backhander

'shut up chuckles! shut up! everyone here shut up!' screamed a sargeont... one TMZ woman started crying... another marine approached her:

'shut up!!' he screamed into her face with astounding force... 'shut up!!!!' the girl shut up but began to hyperventilate stifling her tears in gasping wheezes that replaced her crying spell in a suppressed spasm...

'shut up!! all of you shut up!! where is your leader? you!'

'what?' asked the TMZ guy innocently

'do you know who drew barrymore is?' asked the marine leader while another two marines cocked their machine guns in his face

'she's so fat now though,' said the TMZ leader gaily

'shut up!!!' screamed the marine sargeont in his face with astounding force, 'no-one asked your opinion! shut-up!!!! answer the question!! shut up!!!!'

'answer the question or shut up?' asked the TMZ leader after being screamed at in the face with two machine guns pointed at it


'wait, help... i can...' interrupted the scruffy surfy looking dude in need of a haircut...

'oh you a hero?! we got a hero here...' the marine sergeont pivoted nimbly over to the surfy looking dude along with his two co-helpers with the two machine guns

'suck on that,' said the sargent indicating the machine gun muzzle... 'suck on it!!!' he screamed....

there was no choice... the acrid taste of gunpowder tormented surfy dude's tongue... disgusting

'keep sucking on that! does anyone here wanna die? you wanna see someone's brains splashed around?' asked the marine sargent... he looked around and it was clear that nobody was talking and nobody wanted to die.... 'good...'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-5hHPTr4BQ (bruno-army)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8yYgTK7-jc&feature=related