well on thursday nite some guy called himself jimmy and said he was a texan and his mom was from newcastle (north of sydney) -- he said mate a lot..... said 'good charlotte' just played an acoustic set at the golden sheaf bar on new south head road... that would have been good to see....
we now return to our regular programming: crazy marines overtake TMZ tv show office...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY (The Fibonacci in Lateralus)
TMZ boss: what do you want from us?
marine sargent: we need you to get drew barrymore for us... in person
TMZ boss: why?
marine sargent: it's for a govt. experiment
TMZ boss: is it a secret?
marine sargent: we can tell you about it... you know that energy is never destroyed? it only changes?.... well we have found a new technology and we want to try it out?
TMZ boss: what's it based on?
marine sargent: it's based on masturbation
TMZ boss: explain
marine sargent: who here has jerked off to a picture of drew barrymore in playboy?
(everyone raised their hands including the gay guys and the women)
marine sargent: see, a helluva lot of people have jerked off to pictures of drew barrymore in playboy... we have a machine that can attract all of that expended energy and re-transform it
TMZ office person: how and why?
marine sargent: how is complicated and it's a secret, why, is so we can summon a space ship
different TMZ office person: summon a spaceship?
different marine dude: yes, we have had SETI scanning the skies with radio-waves from west virginia for over two decades and they don't get blip -- just a virgin sky -- the spaceships use an invisibility cloak
yet a different TMZ person: why barrymore?
different marine dude (but same as last spoke): becoz she has already made contact with alien life and a lot of people have jerked off to her pictures -- we need jerkoff energy -- she's perfect
TMZ boss: what are you gonna do with her?
marine sargent: we need her to sit in a special laboratory and just sit in a chair while we crank our machine up....
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