Thursday, April 29, 2010

building on the PLOOPSY notion from previous posting

hence, it wouldn't be difficult to imagine a world, a thousand years from now, where muslim imans from iran and iraq and saudi arabia, the same as the last vestiges of catholics and christians too, all decide to abandon their holy books, or pepper their readings and religious practices with a hefty dose of repeating 'ploopsy' over and over again........

in a world with so much knowledge, and so many people exposed to so much information and so many great movies to watch and great stars to check it --- it makes sense that the people would all need a common thread --- a unifying bond --- saying 'ploopsy' whenever and wherever at anytime would fulfil that need for a common humanity amongst the worlds billions.........

starving babies in africa, and suicide bombers in rich american cities, all could repeat ploopsy, along with the rich and the poor, all around the world.........

when reviewing great art at the Louvre museum in Paris......... or when watching a football game, even if you don't know the rules of the sport..... in social situations, instead of worrying about following the nuances and threads of conversations --- the idea would just be to garble out 'ploopsie' as many times as possible like so many seagulls mulling and flapping over piles of trash......

this trash of course would in essence be centuries of pop culture.......... people a thousand years from now could watch re-runs of Quincy M.D. or Knight Rider or Different Strokes and just say 'ploopsy'.......... what else would there be to say?





everybody would already know everything by then......... no-one would think that the english were heterosexual ........ that the french had a backbone --- that the russians weren't mean hardcore bastards.......... that the americans couldn't say ploopsy faster and better if they tried.......... what would the point of existence be?

even euthanasia-medically-assisted suiciders would just say 'ploopsy' a ton of times over.......... some madman would go insane from hearing people say 'ploopsy' all the time and get a gun and start shooting people and people would run to the problem and start saying 'ploopsy' until the gunman suicides screaming 'ploopsy' questioningly and, well, you get the idea:

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