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greetings and salutations to all comers.......




well, what a great little holiday........ two days and nights away in a luxury hotel..... spa, sauna, heated swimming pool, gym with running machines, etc........ just a swell time --- up in the mountains......... with wintertime approaching and all...... can't really say it's good to be home......... just feeling like a cockroach that has been placed in a scientific lab-rat maze experimental maze so as to stumble forward on my unusual knees and ankle bones to prove some colossal bio-chemical experiment to the Gods.............

so let's look at jessica simpson, ain't she lookin sicca than eva??? d-lish --- had me singing roxette's 'she's got the look' and doing my buffalo bill routine hiding my testicles behind my thighs all morning..............

anyhoo, moving on........... who the hell in the pentagon was it that leaked those shoot-em-up apache helicopter innocent streetwalkers with cameras images.........

no multi-millionaire celebrities have died recently that we can recall ---- except for brittany murphy --- how is it that she died??????

well, since my last blog, i have quit smoking cigarrettes, once and for all times sake i'd reckon, but don't think that that has affected my jaded, cynical viewpoint of the world............ it's more a jaded cynical viewpoint of humanity --- not really of God........ after all, i have the free will to go and live in Los Angeles california, smoke ganja, drink alcohol, party and try to get into numerous starlets' pants (their pants, literally, not bed them!)........ but if Beelzebub were to offer me a chance to light a wick that would blow up the entire planet would i do it? say goodbye to hollywood mama, you know i would............

moving on...... we all know we can nickname people, including after famous personages from history, here are some famous historical characters that you can nickname your friends after:

thomas jefferson, goebbels hitler himmler and eva braun, jung and freud, genghis khan, etc, etc, etc ad infinitum......... oh yeah, and the Blessed Virgin (Mary).... well and Jesus too if u like ....... so you see, the list is as long as your imagination is and your list of friends to name and your knowledge of famous characters..........

am i looking forward to ironing my taxi uniform today? hell no- --- turns out i'll be working a thursday shift as i took tuesday and wednesday off as holidays........