well it was time to not get angry but get pro-active about cooking curry..... just a visit to a local indian realtor including halal foods and foods made in india and pakistan and then to the kitchen!
here's how that magnificent rice curry got made:
boil rice 10 minutes -- in already boiling water -- don't play games with ur rice
-- cook it fast or it will overcook and come out goopy and overcooked and sticks to eachother and just a horrible mess........
dice carrots........... cook them first --- then throw in onion tomato and stuff like that --- get a cup of milk or coconut milk and mix ur three spoons of curry powder (1$ per box cheap)..... i threw in a little red wine (very minimal amount) as well as some left over oil from a can of mussels -- delish......... some sliced black olives....... once i was happy my food was cooked enough -- time to throw in milk with curry powder and broil it up some more..... when the time came -- just throw in the perfectly cooked rice and mix it all up --- it's now sitting on low cook -- delicious
also, i had a magnificent idea for a tv show or tv movie --- as usual -- my ideas are so great, i don't NEED to watch TV -- so i don't - i just think of my rad ideas this idea came to me while looking at some of the boxes i got from the indian/pakistani food store: some boxes made in karachi - pakistan with delicious meals that you just drop in boiling water for 3-5 minutes and then eat: yummy!.......... of course, you can have all the great ideas you like, but it's still nice to listen to music......
here's my tv show idea....... some look like you see on hallmark channel (cannot get enough of them) -- or that TV show "7th Heaven"........ so some kind of mid-west -- northern cowboy montana/south dakota all the way up until washington state
but not cool enough to be pacific northwest sasqatkchawan places........ the picture of Jessica Simpson (see above) would be hung up on all the walls of the house (overly so -- south park like)..... she would be the father/husband figure's dead wife -- a doctor from byelorussia that died in a tragic car accident saving someone's life perhaps..........
the main couple decides to adopt a child from pakistan --- he has been found trying to mass-murder people through suiciding -- an expert bombmaker........ the obviously dicey match with the Jesus/money-tree loving midwestern american WHITE(of course) couple and the troubled would-be mass murdering Mohammadean (Peace be upon his Soul) would provide for some interesting scenes.... IMAGINE:
(this scene is a chestnut stock staple from that family tv show genre like the Waltons, 7th Heaven (non sitcom/canned laughter variety) ..... scenes like the following usually occur on drives home from football tryouts -- or while chopping wood --- dad teaches son how to be kind of thing: this particular scene occurs in the Smithson's family garage/workshop
(master shot of John and ggJM (peace be upon his Soul) in workshop where ggJM (Peace be upon his Soul) is working on a bomb
John (transiation to CU from master shot after 5 words into first sentence) (main bible-bashing christ loving 7th Heaven TV dad WHITE as snowflakes in skin color): Gerka gerka Jihad Mohammed (Peace be upon his Soul), the Coach said you
had some trouble with some of the kids at tryouts today
(cut to Gerka gerka Jihad Mohammed holding pliers in his hand and working on some wires)
I hate all those white American kids dad, you know that, i want to blow them up in the changerooms and suicide and go to paradise with 30 virgins like your ex-wife before she gave up the pooty-tang to you on your wedding night
John (CU): well just tell me why son, maybe we can work on it, is it cause of that Ricky Shroeder kid's throwing arm? he's an all-star quarterback, it's not easy to just arrive in America and throw better than that --- mastering a discipline takes time......
Gerka gerka Jihad Mohammed (Peace be upon his Soul): it's not just that, i mean, dammit -- he is really good ........ me and some kids some him training: he was throwing balls from a convertible doing 80 mph at letterboxes 50 metres away and hitting all of them, one after the other, boom boom boom........ he's not normal.........
John (CU): so you're gonna let his talent be an excuse to be a quitter? you just gonna finish your bomb and blow those people up?
Gerka gerka Jihad Mohammed (Peace be upon his Soul): you know we have different beliefs father, according to your religion, i will be saving some of the victims Souls from eternity in Hell by preventing their still youthful Souls from committing Mortal Sin beyond redemption, Brad O'Brady, one of the linebackers has already bedded twenty juniors this year, surely he will burn in hell this fiendish slut!
John (Medium Close Up - holding one of GgJM (PBUhS)'s wire circuits and a mobile phone and looking at it:
Son, (holds his hands on GgJM (PBUhS)'s shoulders and looks him sincerely in the eyes), you know as well as i do that God or Allah's way can be mysterious and difficult for us to understand --- but we're put on this planet to make the best of it that we can -- to master life..... or not... son if you blow yourself up and that football team, a lot of people are gonna hurt really bad -- think how much Brad O'Brady's parents love him
GgJM (PBUhS)'s:
he is a filthy slut and he will abide with Allah after his Death, Allah will know what to do with his Soul
John (CU):
so you're gonna play God (or Allah)
(emotional heightening in the scene, reflected by GgJM (PBUhS)'s: body language, he rises from his bomb-making table and puts his hands to his head, he is flustered, lost for words)
John approaches him:
son, let's work on your throw........
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