Wednesday, April 28, 2010

the spread of PLOOPSY around the world

at a future time from now, perhaps in two or three hundred years....... a new movement will take place among men: that of saying, chanting, hysterically screaming, coolly commenting, singing, dancing, proclaiming and reiterating PLOOPSY ....

why will humanity come to this crossroad? the russians will argue that their political regime, despite having stifled many freedoms and led to less spectacular economic development than american capitalism, led, in the long-run, to less climate despoiling -- leading to causing less reactive weather patterns with their sundry damage to insurance systems, economies, etc...

the americans will discount the russian argument stating the full-fledged freedoms and full-fledged capitalism is the only way to go (except for in south american nations in the 1970s where despotic dictators were preferred by the CIA)





the chinese will affirm that regardless of human freedoms and an individuals rights to keep his own body organs away from traffickers and state-owned hospitals that would despoil a citizen's organs from his own body like so many engine parts ---- that regardless of the right to freedom and PLOOPSY --- that the world could buy their knick-knacks at 25% the price of elsewhere -- thus flooding the world economy with cheap goods and contributing to greater pollution than elsewhere

europe, russia, china, india, the entire world, 1000 years from now, will have had enough of everyone's bullshit ....





people will become fed up with religion, free-love, sexually transmitted diseases, entrepreneurship-only-to-lead-to complete loss of capital due to unpredictable weather patters and high insurance premiums............ the world will become socialist through and through as the only means for insurance companies and accompanying investment banks to SURVIVE.......... faced with this mediocre existence --- all things that seemed wonderful from the previous 300 years: the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, tv shows like Law and Order and South Park, the movies, movie stars, swimming champions, politicians, revlon make-up, extreme sports ---- after so many centuries of freedom, finally people became bored of freedom and unpredictable weather leading to equalization and redistribution of wealth due to challenges facing insurance companies..............


at the same time, people realized that they could go NOWHERE spiritually, even if they abandoned all vices like alcohol, sluttiness and greed, they would come to realize that despite gaining some measure of peace from their newfound morality ... that nevertheless they would feel empty and incapable of meaningful spirituality --- still falling well short of Master Jesus' ability to perform 'miracles' --- nobody would be able to make the blind see and heal the crippled like Jesus had done --- their morality would lead to a happy, self-contented joy but no more than that --- this in turn would lead to a form of dissatisfaction unconscious or otherise.......

all of the preceeding factors would lead to the rise of PLOOPSY-ISM .......... as stated above........ PLOOPSY-ism would be the utterance of the word PLOOPSY at any and every time while humans carried out their mundane, idiotic and repetitive existences........ while shopping in the supermarket, while burying their dead, at weddings, walking down the street on a sunday afternoon -- in a busy marketplace --- while travelling in the orient --- during a beheading in saudi arabia --- anywhere and everywhere would seem like a good time to randomly whisper, cry, scream, yell, intone, repeat, drawl: PLOOPSY............

all as a form of contented, over-satisfied conclusion at the so-called 'PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS' and the 'ADVANCEMENTS OF MANKIND'.............. something akin to the use of the term 'hear hear' in the British Parliament......

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