you have been chosen

for a time crisis or battle royale!!!! yes you!!!

have u heard of darwin's theory of survival of the fittest that stipulates
that all humans want to survive??? well it's not true, what they really want
is to VENT THEIR STRENGTH (along with all other creations) -- not just SURVIVE.

you have been chosen to carry out the following mission:

1) find as many practicing homosexuals that have butt-humped at least 200 men and find the same amount of male bbc reporters (british broadcasting corporation) -- female bbc reporters are acceptable............

now without worrying whether the bbc reporters and practicing homosexuals (homosexuals may also be female) answered the question:

find out what percantage would rather have a sexual encounter of any description (not only of the bill clinton kind) with jessica simpson, and which remaining percentage would choose to have a sexual encounter with iran's leader akma-dinner-jihad

the first part of your mission is complete --- have at least 15 respondents from either group (bbc or homos)

2) find as many potential female american born blonde terrorists as you can before the FBI arrests them, start with your neighbours.......... try to sway them by getting them to watch nickelodeon kids channel reruns from 2004: do it now!

you have been chosen! you are special!