all around the Arab world, leaders were ponying up the money for massive barbecues for the masses......
'here you go mate, want another shrimp?' asked Muammar Ghaddafi as he stood over a barbecue and placed food on nearby plates and to various comers.
it was the same way in syria: 'have some sausage mate?' said the Syrian leaders as they over their barbecues....
in Saudi Arabia, the government was so concerned for its citizens they even began handing out cash bonuses so as the masses by their own barbecues: 'buy a barbie mate!' ran their popular slogans...
in Yemen too, the public were notably overjoyed as they squeezed ketchup onto their buns and squeezed fried onion with tongs onto their buns.... 'this is great mate!' they cried happily.
Even the american dept. of State decided to send free cheese to the arab world: 'Grate!' said Hilarity Clinton, 'just grate!'
there were a few evil-doers that were trying to spoil everyone's barbecue by throwing ants around and what not but the police were gentle but forthright, as they always are, in quelling this unfortunate behavior.
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