mumble mumble

Beethoven got shitty about flying around with only Mozart for company and all the talk about building a financial empire as investment bankers and the lack of good movies....

'so how did u make money on that fight if it ended in the 6th round by homicide,' he asked.

'i bet the first five rounds would end without a winner.'

'so you own the jet now?'

'i'm fully loaded now homey,' confirmed Mozart.

'well look man,' said Beethoven, 'i'm bored shitless, where's the party at?'

'cambodia,' said Mozart, 'we're gonna go there, shoot some ak-47s and rocket propelled grenades for pocket change and get some ladies,' answered mozart..... 'now hit this tequila with me...'

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in the Peewee Herman scenario, the evil witch-King from ancient Lemuria had usurped an Oregonian's suiciding earthly coil and found Eddie Brickell and Peewee Herman and a stolen car and usurped the two with grandiose stories about reality tv shows and big contracts, masquerading as a Hollywood producer, the three rolled down a highway in California... supposedly on the way to a shoot, but the Lemurian witch-King was adapting to his new reality and looking to re-realize his past evil-jedi powers....
Brickell lay in the back seat and watched the classic Hollywood movie with Bettie Davis and Marilyn Munroe: All about Eve -- with headphones on, oblivious to all else....

'so you're like an sith Lord, an evil Jedi?' asked Peewee Herman to the witch-King.

the witch-King in the body of the Oregonian pulled over and said to Herman,

'take the bag out of the trunk...'

Herman did as he was asked, in the trunk was a black bag with the word Wilson on it and a basketball inside it...

'take out the ball,' said the witch-King.

Herman did so.

'throw it up in the air,' said the witch-King.

the witch-King was experimenting something about his old evil jedi powers... as the ball reached it's point of maximum upward thrust -- the point of inertia -- and reached that point in its trajectory where it was no longer rising, nor falling, the witch-King sought to overwhelm its physics with his evil-jedi powers -- ostensibly he waved his hand at the ball

the ball flew far far far away to the horizon -- Herman was flabbergasted -- eventually, after a moment, the ball came from the exact opposite side of the horizon, presumably as if it had revolved around the Earth in a mere half minute.... it came flying at an amazing speed and hit the rear window of the car, below which, Brickell lay watching her movie, amazingly, the basketball hit the window and didn't smash it to pieces, but merely bounced harmfully off it...

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'so what is this 'evil jedi-sith Lord' that you speak of,' asked the Oregonian to Peewee Herman as the two started off again in the stolen car with Brickell in the back seat oblivious to it all immersed in her movie....