Monday, February 14, 2011

mumble mumble

the next ocurrence in this ridiculous blog is as follows:

the mainstream media is gripped by an amazing phenomenon, it wasn't the collapse of autocratic regimes in the middle east, but started with an isolated event, later, copycat versions were perpetrated of the event and finally, the public embraced the event as a weight-loss/exercise phenomenon..... to wit: in an isolated incident, a man was handcuffed to a railing by a very large, over 50 year old woman, and dry humped from behind for three hours non stop........ the victim, a man in his 20s, was terribly shaken emotionally by the event, but none the worse for wear physically, as the woman had used no extraneous objects in her dry-humping....... the event made big headlines and was later repeated again and again until finally, somehow embraced the event and started a new exercise fad like Tai-bo........... that is how it came to be that fat women all over the world in their 50s were encouraged to lose weight.... by dry-humping men in their 20s or 30s or 40s or most any age, from behind for three hours non-stop --- without the use of sex toys of any kind.........

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