likeable shithead Glenn Beck from Fox News returns home most days to 86 Cram Street to flick a switch on a specially installed only-for-him side entrance that will randomly open the 'Heaven' door or else the 'Hell' door --- either door leads to a vestibule which must be crossed in order to let Beck into his home......
the Heaven room played Carpenters music on repeat, had plush carpet and pictures of tea-party sponsor and discrete mega-wealthy person: David H. Koch (and Sarah Palin), Beck's male and female deities.... the Hell room had burning coals and pointed thick pins for flooring, soundtracks of screams and insidious accusatory voices hissing: 'murderer!' and 'fraudster!' like some kind of crazy Macbeth play..... the (evil) deity represented here was George Soros......
Executives at News Corp wondered how much longer they could beat the dead horse of Beck popularity until Beck inevitably suffered a break-down and would be put into a home for the mentally ill.....
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