Tuesday, February 1, 2011

mumble mumble

after the dramatic encounter, Mozart fixed some shots and recommended Beethoven watch a movie with him, 'Hot tub time machine'....

'i figured it would be a good one since you've been a time traveller for a few weeks now....' said Mozart

'couldn't hurt you either then,' responded Beethoven as it was clear with the jet place and Adidas track pants and gold chains that Mozart was hundreds of years in advance of his epoch.......

so the movie was poignantly relevant to the two of them.... when Beethoven realized one of the character's was called Jacob he began getting confused....

'Mozart, i'm starting to get confused old boy, you see recently, i was visited by a young man called Jacob, just before you had me locked up in the garage with the rats... his name was Jacob and he was trying to give me a pep talk for the Rhianna fight... he played me some music by Brit group prodigy -- it was just before i lost my hearing...'

'I see old buy, how devilishly fascinating,' responded Mozart -- the two of them in fact had reverted to English of English upper middle classes -- with such inflections of speech and such....

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as Mozart and Beethoven watched the movie, Mozart laughing often and Beethoven boggling at the double advent of Jacobs in his life recently....... american department of homeland security chief, Janet Napolitano sat in the back of a van and looked at her team of undercover agents, all of them were dressed incognito as illegal Mexican aliens in a sting attempt to infiltrate underworld figure from Mexico, Senor Rodriguez and his cartel of drug running criminal Mexican aliens....

Napolitano removed a cigar from her dirty face... her hair and clothes a dirty, greasy mess of wetback Catholic scum,

'estamos, ninos?' (we ready, boys?) asked Napolitano in Mexican spanish as their van pulled up to Rodriguez's cartel quarters...

'vamos a cagar en este puto Rodriguez y sus putas madres!' said Napolitano as she brandished a hidden glock and locked and loaded it... (we're gonna shit on this son of a bitch Rodriguez and his scummy lot!)

'De acuerdo' responded Napolitano's team (ok!)

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