saving private christine

well my buddy christine who puts the 'au' in aussie (she is a u.s. citizen as benji is a citizen of spain), recently mentioned in this blog, who fell from the dizzy heights of middle-class goodness to become a whore and heroine user apparently, has stood me up today while somehow breaking the news to me that she is a whore....... she has not mentioned heroine yet though it is very feasible that her neighbor was telling the truth and a likely assumption that she has a heroine problem now......... anyway, thanx to her invitation of sorts to meet her at the red-light district which i normally drive through various times a week looking for work, especially between 1am and 4am on wednesdays and thursdays; seeing the area in the day time and on foot while anticipating catching up with christine after all these years was interesting --- interesting to see the people and how they are........ also, some bar, the sugar mill, which at night, from my taxi looks like a piece of crap every nite, somehow in the daytime, serves a great steak, has reasonable vibrations and seems like a good place to write............ co-incidental to christine being located, this blog has served its purpose.... to keep up to date with benji's future ramblings, go to:

http://benjamin-english-the-ossie-spaniard.blogspot.com.au/

shit eating cock-whorism revealed

Such a beetle rolls its ball to a suitable location, where it digs an underground chamber in which it hides the ball. It then either eats the ball itself, or lays an egg in in it, covers the chamber, and departs, repeating the procedure as many times as it can. The larva feeds on the ball of dung (SHIT) after the egg hatches. This behaviour inspired the Ancient Egyptians to compare Scarabaeus sacer to Khepri, their Sun god. They accordingly held the species to be sacred.

award given

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too often on this blog, persons and parties are attacked and dismissed, summarily torn apart like so many vulture victims, praise is rare, therefore occasionally we will be awarding awards (people will still be attacked mercilessly though) -- above here is an award to the red hot chilli peppers for their musical efforts solely.............. when i was a little boy, i sometimes liked drawing pictures of death cars with machine guns and knives and suchlike protruding from the car, my two sisters hated these pictures and no doubt would not like this award either............. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anubis

u.s. gAy

so the current guest staying with us is another pain in the arse american....... this lady really has problems maybe.... she seems like she'd be classified a 'far left loon' by some -- but that's ok --- also it turns out we have a friend in common: my buddy the movie star's wife that i barely even know her anyway........... anyway this guest that is staying with us via some website, here's what she does.........we offer  her a ride coz she brought too much useless baggage (including a bag full of books that makes her look crazy)....... she has to borrow someone's phone on the train so i cannot even reach her and she cannot give me a proper time to wait for her so she is basically just jerking me off......... then i get her, carry her bags to my car, drive her home, carry her bags to my crib and now she wants to complain that my pants have sagged too low while i am too busy carrying her shit around to pull my pants up like seeing my arse cheek has been the biggest insult to her ever....... that is so ingrateful and obnoxious and just not a sign of a serious person --- on top of that she is here to see some loser from india like deepak chopra that is most likely some hopeless fraud -- why are americans always elevating losers from england and india to ludicrous heights, that's sad

the last american we had staying here kicked a hole in a doona cover and i had to sew that shit up with a needle and thread........... plus the last time i went to america i was given a go ahead over the internet via some u.s. govt. immigration website only to be locked up by some INS/ICE sickos that you don't know if they're gonna explode and just go apeshit on you and beat the shit out of you and taser you becoz they're sick (mentally ill)........... so maybe the best thing is just to not let anymore americans stay here anymore

also they lie.......... americans lie the way i used to tell lies when i was 19 years old in spain, but i outgrew that shit, and i don't go around saying i'm gonna do things that i'm not gonna do all the time and make phoney promises and shit, but whenever i meet americans in recent memory, it seems that's all they do.......

i really hope romney/ryan do get elected, maybe some serious people will help those arseholes over there buck-up ---- those dumbarse losers, if someone bitches about them that isn't american it's always: anti-americanism and if the bitcher is american then they're a far left loon or a right wing nut/too white or too black or whatever - anything to avoid taking personal responsibility.... but the crux is always the same: dumb bitches that will always need to eat a ton of shit before they can learn basic lessons the hard way, arseholes....

the last guest was pretty cool except for kicking a hole in doona cover.... she was another petty promise maker-breaker though......... that really is a lousy habit

horrible-ness of batman

the recent viewing of batman was so horrible, will tell u about the dream it produced, keeping in mind sydney's imax boasts being the biggest screen in the world --- it is in fact so big, that is basically covers every single thing you can actually see, all you can see is screen, so long as you sit in certain rows, if you sit at the front you cannot even see all of the image............

whether it's coz your subconscious knows about the aurora shootings or becoz watching michael caine cry about his dead childhood dog on the way to the bank in front of some dopey prop of batman's grave is obnoxious or just becoz of the general annoying violence of it all (somehow spiderman didn't seem to annoy like this)

ended up dreaming about killing a multitude of flies/mosquitos/ants/cockroaches too maybe and on top of all that was some kind of mini bat monster choking on fly spray grossing you out as u wondered how to slay it......... disgusting

let's change the topic to william blake:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_blake

Blake's vision of Hecate, Greek goddess of black magic and the underworld

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecate   do not let the wikipedia description of Hecate scare you, apparently she is the same as the egyptian's 'Isis' and therefore not a Goddess of black magic but of everything... Blake's depiction of her here is maybe very far from what the ancient Egyptian's held in their hearts

well we are very happy here in auburn, but we were discussing recently that if we move to another suburb of sydney in a few years time that we might move to cromer which is not far from the beaches in the northern beaches area of sydney -- however -- there is a youth hostel/backpacker business in melbourne that has taken my eye and it would be nice to buy a business like that sometime within the next few years maybe.... here is Isis' picture form in both hyroglyphs and as seen painted in ancient Egypt on walls:

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in fact, here is how the ancient egyptians depicted Isis and here is what wikipedia has to say about the same goddess is unadulterated egyptian form:   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis

Sekhmet is the frisky, sensuous, kind of 'hot-bitch' side of femininity (where Isis is more the mother, gentle-woman, etc)........  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet



 cigarette quit day august 21st 2012

watching romney on tv with wifey

(they don't put him on the tv enough or we get the wrong channels to catch him on)

benji: like this guy - he seems like a good guy

wifey: no

benji: how come?

wifey: mormon

benji: what about that mormon guy we knew in sofia, ulmer?

wifey: who's ulmer?

benji: don't u remember that guy ulmer, what a nice guy he was?

wifey: oh yeah that guy

benji: he was a good guy, right

wifey: anyway...

how dumb is bill o'reilly

it's amazing how dumb this guy can be... normally he acts like a smart guy....... told you already: psycho sicko shoots up cinema in colorado made by psycho sicko canadians/english people whatever and nobody says: why does the shooter hate americans.... they say he's schizo.......... so why don't you label the protestors schizos?

becoz you're a coward......... not just a dumbarse... but a coward too......... shut up o'reilly you moron

it really begs the question: are these new yorkers with their harvard degrees on cnn and fox news a bunch of toothless yokels? seriously........ that's the last thing they'd want to be seen as, but is that just what they are?

they're capable of saying: why are the moslems pretending to be upset? don't they know this movie wasn't made by the u.s. govt.? but then they apply the same stupid sweeping generalizations, slobbering over borders with a bumble of the mouth......... yokels! go toss same hay!

and hannity: do yourself a favor buddy: renounce your satanic religion, catholicism; and go for a walk in a park

special report with bret baier

some psychos in california make a violent movie (batman - everything is kosher becoz the director has an anglo-saxon surname and the jews on board are all ashkenazi jews) and some extremist nutcase shoots up the cinema in colorado and kills way more people than thousands and thousands of moslems do protesting another stupid movie and a people in their sovereign land..........

what will the geniuses with access to a harvard education (as do the half-asians and commies of eastern europe) tell us about it? how come they never call the islamic protesters scizophrenics? how come they never call themselves schizophrenics for wanting to watch garbage like batman? how come they don't thank all the moslems out there for not being alcoholics? a few moslems bump over a 'can you give me a slap on the back for being a nutjob?' sign or two put out by the americans in northern africa and all of a sudden the little weathervane talking heads are vigorously masturbating: just shut up and go take a zanax!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanax

fatman

saw batman at sydney imax, world's biggest imax....huge - go big and go home.......too violent though -better off watching some french movie --ends up bringing u down -- headaches and gloomy....wifey refused to watch arctic adventure -told her to but no

romney campaign:
In Los Angeles, Romney was opening a fresh appeal to Latino voters on Monday, looking to narrow Obama's advantage with them in key battleground states.

should have written to romney campaign people months ago asking for a job co-ordinating romney campaign appeal to latinos --- benji really gets latinos: just tell them: 'eh primo, come on'.... 

tax return is in, paid a ton of the stuff and 1/4 of year was spent without driver's license and working w/ my father in law who flew out from bulgaria cleaning houses....... do  u know how many toilets benji cleaned like that? who the hell does that crap?

also an old buddy's birthday today---he says he and his wife have just bought a furniture business for her to run: 100k for bidness + 100k for stock included which is meant to sell at double cost price (=200k)....11k a month rent and so forth---respect his choice --- he has to pay 9% for his bidness loan (higher than mortgage rate)

colorful documentary about a moron and former miss wyoming (same person)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1704619/

A documentary on a former Miss Wyoming who is charged with abducting and imprisoning a young Mormon Missionary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_McKinney

o'reilly on south park/mohammed curfuffle april 25, 2010

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqouaQVA6Hc&feature=related


it's funny how white christian americans like o'reilly can incite murder through hate speech with regard to iraqis and afghanis all the time and the FBI doesn't give a crap about it, then the FBI will go out and bait some teenager to blow something up........

today's american is fairly cowardly, white, overweight, 'christian' (whatever that means), pro-european, semi-european or totally european, and ignorant; on average........ also prone to suspicion of people who do not have anglo-saxon names........... have ended up chronic losers having their genitals rubbed up every time they fly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIHscMQM79E&feature=related

romney comes out as 'modern family' lover

this writer is absolutely shocked...... you remember al bundy from 'married with children' -- well the actor that played that role went on to play a role that will earn him eternal hellfire along with all the popes

yes, some sickos that are hell-bent on having your biological children removed from you if you are in a relationship with the opposite sex and do not have an anglo surname and given to a homosexual couple who have anglocized their surname or are english under the pretext of you being a 'schizophrenic'....... these sickos have created a tv show called 'modern family'

and mitt romney watches it!!!??? mitt romney no longer has my blessing for his presidential race.........

whining about moslem violence in sydney

granted, moslems riot for next to nothing all the time and it sux -- putting that aside, the usual crowd of aryan master race pure blooded anglo-saxons that like to position themselves as 'leaders' in australia start bashing moslems similar to their buddies in america with anglo-saxon names............ when people rioted in australia when it was all english it was never the fault of 'multi-culturalism' and the inferior non-anglo aryan master race person like cnn's stan grant not showing gratitude to anglo-aryan master race pure blooded anglo saxons (like cnn's rosemary church + co)

these pure-blooded anglo-aryan master race english people in australia are going to be out bred........ and forgotten eventually........... or maybe some spigot of alcoholic mediocrities with pure anglo-saxon blood will continue to replace them for centuries from england while the rest of australia morphs into some other race around them........

what does it mean?

30 rock isn't really funny --- it's just a bunch of dumb losers acting act some dumb goofy writing that you get but doesn't even make you really laugh much if at all........... we get it, we get it, you have anglo-saxon names but a con-mixture of european genes, you're part norwegian and part welsh and only 30% english so it means you're better than everyone else plus you have some token africans.............

it's just not a funny show.............

is krauthammer sexy? no, not really right? krauthammer stands with people with u.s. citizenship are good, white people are good, european genes are good, moslems are bad........... ashkenazi jews are good, sephardim jews are bad.....

in short, we have a neverending stream of mediocrities styling themselves as mini-tryrant bigots (mtb).... welcome to the western world

where will all of these mtbs go when the petrol runs out in a couple of hundred years? how will their 'art' be transformed by a society that runs on thorium or wind energy and has less excess? where will they find victims to obnoxiously prance around?

30 rock and charles krauthammer's sexiness

okay we have reviewed 1 x 30 rock episode.... review number 2 is in......... keeping in mind the millions of dollars the makers spend on this show, paying wages, wardrobe, production expenses, hire cars, etc.... plus the actors actually get paid........ of course, it's supply and demand, sadly, there's  a demand for 30 rock as people are dumb and believe having an anglo-saxon name is a prerequisite to using the white people line at the deli......... however, when you factor in the lost productivity that the makers and actors of 30 rock could be making working on an underwater cable spanning the atlantic (even given they would need some training in underwater welding $$$) -- it becomes clear that scrapping 30 rock, having the makers work on building an underwater cable spanning the atlantic and finding a substitute for 30 rock (something tremendously witty and sophisticated and to do with tv production) -- benji suggests the charles krauthammer whipping hour....... just have krauthammer pull his pants down and be paddled a little around the butt -- something like that -- maybe some cheap chinese juggling unicycle riders........... continuing in this vein for a year would see the general economy the same except there would be an extra cable under the atlantic

racist media insists it isn't the story some more

turning on the tv this morning, catching some english redneck australian tv which we normally eschew as they are extremist aparteidists when it comes to exluding all non anglo-saxon races.... then switching over to cnn.... the curse that had kept me from pursuing a career in the media here in australia (endemic racism) and which eventually in small part led me to spending 9 years outside of the country i was born and raised in -- it seems this racist curse has spread to cnn too, but we already knew that, as it has been that way for some years now.......rosemary church, michael holmes, really cnn??

are you really the liberals you would like to think of yourselves as? americans at cnn? why don't you hire some native-american indians to read the news there? oh that's right, your grandparents traded in their hungarian names or whatever they were for anglo saxon ones and now you are left carrying the torch of anglo-australian racism

if you try to contact cnn for comment on their racism they are never available for comment, they are just another mean corporation full of bad people that are proud to be arseholes

now the news cycle is busy ignoring all of this and pretending that islam is any more religious than their own racist mentalities......... being racist and having a disproportionate amount of anglo-saxon names has become a religion for a great many americans and at some point someone is going to have to study this phenomenon of how things get so skewed and extreme as a result of it

is charles krauthammer too sexy for this blog?

nobody is too sexy for benji's blog! what is krauthammer's analysis of moslem's rioting in sydney today???? benji's profile doesn't fit them anyway, these guys are all cashed up like all the nepalese and everyone else in sydney, they are not suffering from unemployment

islamic hubbub

it's always 'murder' 'murder' 'murder' with the american media, left and right wing, when moslem non u.s. citizens in their own sovereign lands kill american citizens......... but if a u.s. citizen or some national acting on their behalf, e.g., for the italian army or some croat enlisted in the u.s. army kills a non u.s. citizen moslem then that's 'killing' and 'targetted killing' never murder

if you fly remote control airplanes that kill people that's never murder but if the people rise up in anger against that and kill someone then it's murder as they aren't u.s. citizens

if the person in question is a u.s. citizen then their worth is established thus: (in order of importance)

skin/race:  white/caucasian (1).... black indian/african/other black (2)  asian/native american indian (3)

furthermore if the u.s. citizen in question is a moslem then they are more likely to murder than kill as they are not christians

rapists in the u.s. military that rape other u.s. military members are excellent patriots that make their rape victims happy by raping them but especially if they are white/caucasian and non-moslems

gutfeld asks, benji answers

on 'the 5'.... likeable comedian gutfeld asks: 'this is like a tantrum in a supermarket, why aren't we just ignoring it?' (referring to middle east unrest)

that's a good question and benji has the answer: it's because as part of the lamestream media, you're like that rooster that is blown around hither and thither in the wind*, pointing at the nearest distraction that takes your eye, like a 2 year old child

furthermore, let's not tar the moslems with the same brush by saying that malaysians are all crazy becoz they're all moslems..... could the problem be that the people protesting are all unemployed and 1 in 2 are under age 21?


*a weathervane

bill o'reilly still confused

poor bill o'reilly, maybe he should take to wearing pink lipstick and a pink dress, he still seems a little confused........... talking about how attacks on americans are not acceptable ever.... see benji's post below about issue of rapes within u.s. military -- let bill o'reilly stop those attacks on americans -- he doesn't care about them and he doesn't think about what he says, he just talks from habit....... faces stiff competition from mtv's dr. steve-o

my wife: ford falcon

The inline six-cylinder engine received a power upgrade of 5 kilowatts (6.7 hp) and 8 newton metres (5.9 lb·ft) to 195 kilowatts (261 hp) at 6000 rpm/391 newton metres (288 lb·ft) at 3250 rpm. The engine can also use 95 RON fuel, adding 3 kilowatts (4.0 hp) and 18 newton metres (13 lb·ft), a figure higher again on 98 RON fuel where certain sources would claim 420Nm of torque and 208 kW on RON98 petrol. The turbocharged engine used in the XR6 Turbo and G6E Turbo models produces (270 kilowatts (360 hp) and 533 newton metres (393 lb·ft)). The power output of is similar to previous FPV turbos, but it is a substantially modified design: the new induction system which includes a bigger and more efficient intercooler, higher compression ratio, extra boost and strengthened internals are the key changes. The XT, G6 and G6E also have an E-Gas (LPG) option. The engine continues to use a similar VCT system as its BA/BF predecessors. Fuel consumption has been improved over the outgoing model. The XR6 Turbo received MOTOR magazine's Bang for your Buck 2008 award.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0M1OV_XaY  (warren g - prince igor)

stopmilitaryrape@mail.house.gov

http://invisiblewarmovie.com/index.cfm?CFID=788415&CFTOKEN=54810198&jsessionid=8430a38b411cb8563e03f426b54e9473869a

here's a documentary about military rape in the u.s. military -- u.s. servicemen and women are being raped every year in the u.s. military at alarming rates............. are the perpetrators dumb sand nigger mohammed loving moslems that belong in caves in the stone age? are they flag burning america haters that should be shot? no, they love america, that's why they rape their fellow servicemen and women

no, because they love kfc and the stars and stripes and apple pie not like those pesky godless evil moslems

heated debate over which is the best fleetwood mac song of all times turns into violence in the middle east

guadalajara, mexico:  heated debate over which is the best fleetwood mac song of all times turns into violence in the middle east

'can you please let go of my testicle?'

'i will, when you admit that seven wonders is NOT the best fleetwood mac song ever.'

'you're really hurting my testicle, i think it's been torn off and might be dangling down by my thigh near my knee.'

'brother, please, you're making me do this, how can you honestly say seven wonders is the greatest fleetwood mac song of all times?'

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'please release my family, where have you kidnapped them to? is that a baseball bat?'



and so on and so forth

meet the amish

http://natgeotv.com.au/tv/meet-the-amish/


in for a televisual feast! if only more westerners were like these amish, the moslems wouldn't be able to call them infidels and would be more inclined to burn more co2 -- not that the amish burn much of that anyway...... well in 200 years time we're all gonna be alot more like the amish (with little or no petrol left to make plastics and fuel, etc)

this is an interesting documentary -- the young english people featured are typically english: very disingenuous - definitely prone to fooling themselves, the english like to pretend that they are liberals and chronic alcoholics (that they are, no pretending there), and believe in chaos theory.... they would never accept that their highest good, their highest ideal is their royal family but that is actually the case

in earlier years, benji used to enjoy just seeing americans being themselves (not in movies), of any color or race, being themselves on tv or preferably in real life.... their little nuances and suchlike -- since living in bulgaria 2 years -- benji is no longer much interested..... watching these amish is an exception to that though

moving on, david letterman.... is dave on steroids?  he had some very funny things to say about roink priebus and chris christie's body mass....... this episode of letterman was filmed on august 29th -- on benji's blog - this was the posting for that day:

today's tv cycle

no pretty boy bill o'reilly so no sado-masochistic gay fantasies to drool about..... republican convention unwatchable: caught 2 seconds of susan martinez from new mexico talking about a big gun and then paul ryan's snooze fest....... had to watch dr. phil instead - had some crazy woman with J-cup boobs then discovery channel: 'who the bleep did i marry' -- some woman marries some hollywood actor who appeared in budweiser commercials, 43 year old virgin, etc, shelley malil, then tries to kill her --- imdb (internet movie database) is so retarded: spends 2 pages on his 'acting' and only 2 lines on his actions that lead to life imprisonment (as 'trivia') - silly imdb, watch:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006596/bio

Trivia

On December 16, 2010 Malil, who had been found guilty by a jury of premeditated attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon, was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole for stabbing his girlfriend Kendra Beebe 23 times.

latest u.s. news cycle hubbub

well, got out of bed around 11.40am local time, between shifts, having gotten home at around 440am (7 hours ago) and not having slept much, o'reilly finished his show in boston about 40 minutes ago and am now watching it on tv........ fast forwarding commercials

the first thing that comes out is that obama seems more likeable and presidential in his handling of it, and o'reilly seems like a hypocrite, talking about 'no spin' all the time, he is spinning all of this like a basketball for political gain......... romney seems like a good, upstanding honorable man and all that, and he needs to try to score political points, but romney is blaming the president for some statement some state department officials made..........

the first thing you need to do is put some electric wire on your embassies in moslem countries......... if you don't have that, then it's your fault, it's america's fault for not having electric shock wire on your embassies........ you cannot afford electric wire? it's not the moslems fault, it's not the catholics fault or the mormons fault or the berbers fault or the egyptians fault or the coptics fault, it's the americans fault when one of their embassies is penetrated and they don't even have electrical wire way up high on their walls where nobody should be touching around........... ok? put some signs there in the local language saying: 'electric wire, touch me and you will be dead soon, have a nice day'...... people will get the message, it's not rocket science

it's really naive to piss and moan about 'the moslems' all the time, it just makes you seem jealous that you're not a teatotaller and you're a birth control popping people of slutty whores (albeit with good technology and better genes and a future)......... anyway -- the issue is syria is all messed up!

miller time: wow, miller is talking about how stupid biden is but this little fracas in libya/cairo is helping miller and o'reilly how desperately ignorant they are about the middle east....... sure they aren't at university anymore, but they could at least read a book or two about the topic before commenting about it, it really is an embarrassment to the own nation that they are empowered to speak on tv about things they don't even know about --- the only thing miller knew about was sandra fluke

this just makes american universities that do liberal arts degrees like what o'reilly and miller would have studied look really bad, places that hand out free degrees to commies from eastern europe and half-asians and encourage alcoholism and date-rape.......... that's sad that miller and o'reilly are such maximus ignoramuses about the middle east and wouldn't even bother to read a little folio on the topic before blabbering ignorantly

now hannity is on yacking endlessly and they don't even let us hear what romney has to say... why don't you morons let romney speak so we can hear what he has to say idiots at fox news! infidels!

girly sleepover at o'reilly's

wow, watching the 9/11 11th anniversary episode of the o'reilly factor makes me think it's a girly teenage sleepover....... are they gonna start roasting marshmellows and texting eachother and playing truth or dare...... will o'reilly kiss colmes next in a truth or dare?

worse! o'reilly says: 'planned parenthood is better off being run by the catholic church than the govt. i could be wrong but i'm rarely wrong.'

wow, that just speaks for itself, doesn't it....... how about someone obliges o'reilly to master cambodian, flies out to cambodia and is arranged a high-level cabinet position in the cambodian govt....... wouldn't that be better?

http://projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/

NEW YORK (AP) — While its rivals covered the solemn commemoration of the first plane striking the World Trade Center on Tuesday, NBC's "Today" show aired Kardashian family matriarch Kris Jenner talking about her breast augmentation.

checking in with see bs this morning, benji takes after guatama buddha in having mercy and compassion for the ignorant and lost state of the souls -- in this case, the see bs this morning souls, including compares, producers, audience, etc, benji has compassion for your ignorance......... charlie rose is back from his holiday but no news of mike tyson attending -- when he left for his holiday he said he'd invite mike tyson on his holiday 

teaching people that reading is sexy

with good socialist obama policies in place, homeless people can be cleaned up, given shampoo and a nice second hand jacket to wear and taught to read

too many people nowadays think reading isn't sexy, right? unless you're reading penthouse forum or that book by that parisian journalist that had sex with 20 people at the same time....... was pocahontas sexy? robert louis stevenson isn't sexy.........anyway, read 'em and weep cunt, someone could do a shit and it'd be more artistic than your nationalistic tripe!

ryan seekrest

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384037/

just saw this movie 'love on the side' - completely retarded...... but still better than 'twilight - new moon'

about ryan seacrest's radio show which is pathetically weak and hopeless.... you know what would be good for him and da woman that co-hosts their lame show?

if they did that scene from gandhi (da movie) where gandhi's wife is all  like: 'i will not clean the latrines, that is work for untouchables!' -- and then gandhi gets angry with her and kind of manhandles her a little and tells her to clear off of his ashram and then she kind of repents and is all like, 'ok i will clean the latrines....'

seacrest and his co-host should spend all of their free time re-enacting this scene (only this scene) and then if they can just do that on the air for a few weeks instead of talking about lame millionaire celebrities we haven't even heard of and don't care about, that'd be good

geraldo at large

look geraldo, benji's only got 3 weeks left of foxtel so get out of the studio -- go somewhere,  maybe go to nevada and virginia and some of those swing states.... don't just stay around the studio there rehashing boring crap --- don't make me call you bitch

u.s. politics wrap-up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA (christina aguilera)

okay that's another workweek wrapped up --- nowadays we do wed/thurs/fri and then sunday -- so now will have monday and tuesday off.... one of the customer's tonite was a funny girl -- she seemed to have an odd accent, maybe sweedish or brazilian or sthg -- not uncommon in sydney -- especially in bondi where there are some swedes and brazilians... so asked this girl if she was one of them and she said she was an aussie, so why do u have that accent? asked her..... then she said, putting on a rasping whiney aussie accent: how do u like my kangaroos mate?  she was funny --- she really sounded sweedish or brazilian or sthmg like that

anyway moving on... there was a good article recently about the u.s. presidential election system and how it works vis-a-vie the electoral college... here's an explanation.... most people know that dirty plastic fame whore, conan o'brien, right? you know the guy that would milk five cocks simultaneously (using his toes if he has to) plus have another 5 piss all over him rather than miss out on being on tv every day........ yeah that guy, okay imagine he is cloned 99 times for a total of 100 conans... now put 2 conans on every american state, that's their upper house of parliament (congress): the senate........... teeny tiny states like rhode island and delaware get 2 6-year serving senators same as big giant states like california and texas and new york, completely retarded --- if that's in the constitution it should be changed already

then the lower house has differing amounts of representatives (reps) that each serve 2 year sentences - the amount of reps per state is proportional to the size of the state (population)............

each state has 2 electoral votes as per their obriens (senators) + 1 vote as per their reps, therefore florida (see above) would have 25 reps, california 53......... the highly unusual things about this system is that it's winner takes all for every state except nebraska and maine or some such little states.......... no-one need even pretend that this system is 'constitutional' as otherwise it would be the same system for every state and nebraska and maine wouldn't be exceptions....

let's say california does the unthinkable for a blue state (pro-donkey party) and votes in favor of romney by a margin of two votes.... (out of maybe 30 million counted), then romney would get 55 electoral votes and obama zero as it's winner takes all in every state except nebraska and maine --- this is a highly unusal system........

there are some 'bellweather' states - e.g.,  missouri, that typically reflects how all of the u.s.a is looking, however nothing is certain and no polls are entirely accurate -- there was even a famous election about 60 years ago where the newspapers printed out 'dewey wins' or sthmg like that expecting dewey to win and truman won (or something like that, maybe the names are wrong) --- there's no telling.......... also the journalists left and right are bigots and chickens so they cannot always get things right anyway (vis-a-vie polls, fact checking, etc -- no two journalists can even agree on basic numbers like how much donkey party spent in 3 year period)

with 60 days left, romney has gone undercover for 2 days to 'practice debating' (lame)..... now romney is coming out and making sounds like he will keep parts of obama's healthcare plan instead of outright scrapping it all:

"I say we're going to replace Obamacare. And I'm replacing it with my own plan. And even in Massachusetts when I was governor, our plan there deals with pre-existing conditions and with young people," Romney told "Meet the Press."

this means he is already starting to look nervous............ people ask why the candidates for president don't just say what they're gonna do........ becoz they'd end up making promises like, 'no new taxes' that they cannot keep......... why can't they keep them? because they won't know what will happen 2 years after their (the presidential) election when the house of representatives (lower house) is changed around............ before the iraq invasion, all americans were careful to vote republicans into the lower house in the 2002 elections so that the then republican president would have a stronger mandate

if obama wins the presidential election (as per electoral votes above - must win approx. 270 out of  approx. 538 electors) it's highly unlikely that the lower house would be donkey party (it wasn't since two years after obama's election in 2008 anyway).... the reason being that americans wouldn't want obama to go spending all kinds of money again........

alot of real dumbarse people under age 35 will vote for obama, these are people that watch basically every single television program made for their demographic which are all extremely moronic, you name the sitcom or channel and benji bashes the moron buzzer button (imagine a big red one, you saying the 'cultural item' and benji slamming the button and saying 'for morons' or 'moron fare')....... these under 35 morons will vote for obama --- these are the people paul ryan was talking about looking up at faded obama posters in their parents' home into their post-university years)............ to clarify this beyond all doubt, there's a radio dj in los angeles called ryan seakrest [sic] -- he is a bigger plastic dummy than conan o'brien by about a trillion times, you're guaranteed if you pull seacrest's pants down there'd just be smooth plastic there like on a ken doll instead of a dick.......... people in america (and australia!) are actually so dumb and soulless, they actually listen to this seacrest guy, this demagraphic is definitely infidels, no doubt about it............ all of these clowns will vote obama

on top of that, the moron 'evangelicals' who normally vote republican, who are equally moronic as the seacrest plastic crotch crowd, will be baffled by romney's mormonism........ and mightily annoyed by obama's handling of the economy --- neither of these two demagraphics necessarily can tip the election one way or another

this could be a very close race and the outcome will be interesting to see --- also with regard to the house of reps (lower house).........

romney seems to be a practical kind of populist who is willing to compromise on basically anything -- this means everyone in the media that hates him will call him a flip-flopper....

if romney can convince people that he can turn the economy around there he might win, so called 'issues' like abortion, are irrelevant to the masses and only mentioned so often by the journalists as they are (somewhat) incompetent or else catering for the entities they get paid by and the latter's biases and politics

both competitors will have election teams which will strategize how to effect a victory, basically, both sides will focus on 'swing states' -- those states where the electoral college votes are up for grabs (there are about 10 of them) being that certain states are most likely to go a certain way and will not be highly contested........ the 'super pacs' representing each candidate will have theoretically unlimited money to spend on advertisements in these swing states, to curry favor with the voters......

furthermore, as a kind of wildcard, that 'mainstream' media (mostly left wing but with fox news, more right wing) will seek to influence voters (sometimes by informing them)......

many voters will see through the mainstream media's (including fat people like jay leno) bullshit and the people are savvy enough to know what is going on......

why team romney would spend time/energy/money on advertisements not about the economy and fixing the economy is anyone's guess

big issues on the horizon are the big global slowdown we're seeing.... growth in china is slated to slow down to 7% and europe is actually contracting in alot of formerly rich places like england.......  america has always had a robust and unique economy, averaging 3% growth even when other 'fully developed' economies considered 2.3% growth good and normal......... however this recession may continue almost indefinitely in america......... romney/ryan should make it a priority to run on ending this recession as soon as possible......... bigger issues looming in this century will be petroleum depletion and drinking water supply

in fact, petrol/gasoline depletion is the big giant elephant in the room, and with so many geniuses out there writing books about every great topic under the sun, it's amazing that people do not make it their business to talk about this

in a way, obama did try to take this on, but it just showed everyone how laughable (expensive/unfeasible) green energy is when it's not really the  mother of invention yet (the necessity for it)........ obama really leaves himself open to attack with his record on green energy - however his government's new rules for gas consumption in cars in america is barely touched on in the tv/mass media but really is a very big deal........ cars in only 10 years time are supposed to have approx. double the capability (mpg) as now.......... big order for a bunch of people who have enjoyed burning petrol capriciously over the previous 50 years

and now the big rush to go green? are these people insane?

in foreign policy, romney should either come out strong on syria pledging something even ephemeral like 'taking charge' there or keep his mouth mostly just shut -- romney seems like he's a bet hedger always hedging his bets, not the impulsive type.... he definitely shouldn't start bashing russia or even really palestine........... if he wants a missile shield in europe he should go ahead and say so and if he doesn't like obama's policy on iran he should say why loud and clear

actually, how romney or anybody else hasn't come out against obama's policy of sitting back on syria is anyone's guess..... what's the point of all that activity in iraq and then nothing on syria -- we understand with obama it's because he wants to end the war wherever and everywhere........ but this is not republican policy, is it? so why the silence?

part of the whole 'missile shield' in europe was just a way of sticking it to the russians anyway, regardless of all the koombiyah my lord talk about saving the commie europeans and western european eurotrash from the big bad iranians, so why not just stick it to russia by taking charge in syria already?

the average voter in america cannot be expected to come up with anything intelligent vis-a-vie anything involving a moslem country --- for this moron, if it's a moslem country, they are all bad guys, but if it's a christian country sometimes they are good (coz they're christians) but wait a second, all those europeans calls soccer football and that's bad --- in a word 'confusion' --- americans are not clear on moslem foreign policy and need to be led by someone......... obama isn't really leading on the moslem world -- he just has hussein for a middle name and is black -- that's his leadership style, plus he does nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_QYmcUYe8I  (some doors cover)

readers of the future, rejoice!

culturally dead 20th century trash promoting homosexuality

promoting homosexuality (see homosexual above) has become fashionable amongst denizens of latter 20th and 21st century

 

 

so while the general western culture of the 20th century and early 21st century is dead, readers from the years 2200 and beyond will come to find a harbor in benji's writings..... mayhap they will wonder, would benji ever watch shows from his era like 'twilight, new moon'?? the answer is no, (that was no), benji is not interested in television shows promoting homosexuality which is the common culture of the day.... homosexuals (see above) are rampant in the late 20th and early 21st century... many of them marry women and raise children just for the sake of their careers........

see bs evening news 8th september

flick over, story on paul maccartney getting french 'legion of honor' --- do you think that's news, see bs?

it's not......... don't make me crack skulls you pissy little losers!

typical reaction to mick huckabee (from fox news)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArSLNJNUEIM

why dimmy?

why dimmy? why you do this to me?

how you've come to expect a number of high standard things from benji's blog: perhaps you never noticed it, but why not notice it now? benji never trashtalks anyone, if he cannot allot praise for some good quality he remains silent, yep, no-one gets trashtalked here*

also, there's been a really high level of art, what do u call that stuff? priceless, that's right....... here we see the grandma from 'the exorcist', that's dimmy the priest's mom, but with sean hannity's head instead... asking that famous movie line: 'dimmy, why you do this to me?' --- that's art!

* that was a joke in case ur too stupid to figure that out

7 hours later: AWAKE!

ok, more or less exactly 7 hours since last post and benji is awake.... slept on da couch with da tv on.... some time ago the sleep function on the tv was removed so it was blaring fox news the whole time... now hannity is on, not sure if it is live or a repeat but there was some spirited debate which benji only picked up subconsciously while asleep and now rinse priusbus the rnc chairman is on now


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb54VtG8y_E

tired!

counting sheep is an easy way to fall asleep, when leaving fox news on blaring while asleep, the sheep take on vampiric aspects

well that was a long 3 back to back shifts --- did so much overtime this morning then wifey wanted a ride to work -- finally get to have some rest and it's already 736 in the AM benessee time....... on fox news is that show 'the five' which is hopelessly unwatchable........... if benji were running that show, he'd just take everyone to an isolated forest very far away and tell them he'll be back in a moment and never return....... time for some sleepy poos

so tired... just updated that cityville game on facebook ---- bringing out the t.s. elliot in life....... wind farm just so close to completion but still not yet

triumping over adversity

it's a really tired, dumb cliche in american tv, 'overcoming adversity to triumph', right? not that there's anything wrong with overcoming and mastering conditions, on the contrary

it's just that it's a little bit insulting when we're told that some coke sniffing supermodel who has champagne for breakfast has triumphed over a mental illness: bulimia

or the serial killer who was mocked in prison but triumphed over that adversity to become a model prison citizen, etc

or the movie star that had suffered through 10 divorces, all of which were covered by pre-nups, but triumphed because oprah said she did

or that newspaper that never managed to tell the truth but would have and could have and anyway their intentions were great and that's what counts so they triumphed over adversity too

well above we have an artist's rendition of what megan kelly would look like with a harelip condition (a birth defect named after the look of a rabbit's mouth -- also known as cleft palate), we can just imagine how she triumped over bigotry to carry on wishing genocide on iraqi civilians

benji's comments on obama's speech live

don't talk about FDR, benji guarantees, if you knew FDR if he were a nobody, he very likely would have been an obnoxious bigoted jerk......... also, he actually built something with all his public spending: bridges, roads, etc.......... what public infrastructure has obama done? nada, zilcho! not one bridge or highway........ stop talking about the auto-industry bailout -- it's old news........ obama has spent 5 trillion dollars, where did the money go???? there has been a net loss of jobs in 4 years........... don't talk about 'going forward' with small business, they're all complaining about too much regulation, they will vote you back out of office!

 wanna talk about energy???? gas is double the price than before!

a future with wind and solar and clean coal???? while syria explodes and the blood runs in rivers and the u.s. military does nothing to compliment their actions in iraq?????

now he's saying he's gonna slow down the ice-caps melting....... go ahead americans, vote obama, benji will be getting richer one way or the other, maybe will end up buying real estate cheaper in LA with 4 more years of obama

shut up obama! go back to hawaii and smoke some more pot there

oop, now it's affirmative action, let's pick winners..... we prefer our favorite non-american race, the anglo-saxons from australia and new zealand, not england like the republicans do...... let's give the half-asian a free university degree......... let's give a place in harvard for free to the person from the commie european country...... jerks

oop, now obama's flip over to lie-mode........ 'you're the reason the illegal immigrant won't be sent home'....... no, the illegal immigrant is more likely to be sent home under obama, believe it

oop, now it's, the taxpayer should pay for sluts birth control pills and cunt/dick disease tests for sluts, and gay people should be raising straight couples' biological babies after some do-gooder left-wing interventions

don't vote for obama just coz he's black, americans, like you did last time, that ain't gonna cut the mustard! stupid dnc! run them straight out of govt.!!!!!!!

thud thud thud, what's that noise? oop it's karl rove commentating, he'll tell us how to think coz we're all too stupid to think for ourselves........ really karl, is that how it is? thanks for telling us coz we're just too dumb to figure it out, we were trying to figure out why the pretty women's boobies feel flat on the tv screen when we try to grab them!

yellow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwjX4dG72s  (coldplay - yellow)

moron elections --- so these conventions stink, right? especially the dnc convention, don't you just want to scream 'shut up' in bill clinton's furry head and that sheila with her big blabbermouth ideas (not obama but some other sheila*)........... the pundits from fox news and cnn are enough to turn everyone into a crazed serial killer and pray for an anti-christ to take over the world with a one world govt. just so we could have channels like fox and cnn nullified --- failing that, stan grant from cnn throwing boomerangs at everyone at dnc's heads would work too..... though the stupid liberals will have us believe stan grant connecting with his racial oversoul is 'racist' --- stupid england loving gentryfying dumb crackaz with their token asians and africans...... repulsive - best part of either convention was at rnc some republicans throwing peanuts at some cnn worker and saying: 'this is how we feed animals'

the republicans are looking great -- seeing paul ryan just makes me want to be on his rugby team along with matt damon and morgan threeman and hoist him onto our shoulders and then dump some beer in his face after he scores the winning try and maybe smash the bottle on his head after that, even though rugby is a stupid game

moving on, let's look at an insightful story: one time in LA near LAX airport (the borderline to the LA suburb of Hollywood is a little murky here) some sheila from north carolina and benji ended up sleeping in the same bed... the next morning the sheets were all wet, there wasn't much point blaming the woman for peeing in the bed that night, so the thing to do was just say sorry about that........ she was very gracious about some stranger peeing her mattress thoroughly soaked.......... that story, of that woman's great sacrifices is better than any of the stories of american crapola from either convention: so there


*australian argot for 'woman'

you can run but you can't hide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzIacRjHrmU   (nwa - real niggaz)

You can run, but you can't hide, you know I'ma find ya, Cause a cracka like Benji's only two steps behind ya. Don't look back because you're shaking and all scared, A  Benji in black can be your scariest nightmare. So sleep with the lights on, forget that the mic's on, Don't step on the motherfucking stage with our nights on. Don't see a psycho, and then you just might go, Mentally fucked up when I let the rifle blow.

sleep, perchance to dream....

waking up, 1015am.... from dreamland -- was dreaming about adam in spain..... his buddy laura came to mind, the gorgeous blonde, she was real, she really existed....... in the dream we were both having  a party or something at separate cribs like in  madrid..... the little asturian restaurant, that wasn't even in my dreams last night, but that place isn't real, never was, unlike the urugallo restaurant where my parents worked which my grandfather owned....... but the place in asturias up in the mountains, with the sweet little woman from washington, with last name colon meaning large intestine, that place was real, but never dreamt about it..........

waddle over to tv, shit eating cock whore bill o'reilly is on..... these people are risking life and limb, they are so boring, won't some crazy end up trying to shoot them for it?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwkLeNuojfA

anyway, talked to foxtel, they cannot make any good deals so there'll be a three month suspension starting end of september....... will just watch free-to-air cable channels

my buddy karl marx is moving back out of smokey area of big smoke back towards north-western sydney, quaker's hill -- he has some mysterious family there, uncles or something... they're all very quiet and keep to themselves in their big 4-bedroomer.... this is the only place where benji can appreciate conan o'brien, otherwise he just seems like an embarrassment, like a deformed secret cousin in a stephen king novel kept locked up.... but at kovac's crib in quaker's hill, on a random visit, who knows what kickarse shit the o'brien people will come up with instead of just sob stories

checking twitter every 6 weeks or so

if anything says MORON in bold, neon letters, it's twitter........ the only good thing about twitter is the name: twitter, as it indicates what it is really about: twits and the twit......... twitter is really for twits

at present we have megan kelly on our twitter list -- she's a real guapetona but lacks a tragic cleft palate that would reveal more profundity in her personality and less shallow happiness....... guaranteed if she had a tragic cleft palate, she'd be twittering much less, a sign of minimal intelligence

and speaking of fox news.... another month's payment of foxtel has been deducted and these bastards have jacked the price up from $30 to over $50 so this will be the last month of foxtel in benji's crib in quite some time.......

we'll just buy a longer cable and feed off the free cable channel jack with the tupperguddy channel and cbs this morning and gma, etc

returning to the topic of megan kelly, is it possible to get her to like you by calling her fat?

losing foxtel and fox news will mean no more discovery channel and probably ending up watching that 'pop culture' metre thing on GMA with super hot for rad stuff, etc, that segment is so sad, just kind of reminds you of all those lost homeless people out there, maybe it was designed with them in mind....

anyway, dignifying that concept, here are some winners and losers in pop culture: marilyn manson, loser, needs a haircut and a real job........ winner: bob marley, despite being a massive pothead, justified it by delivering hit after hit:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv584jRwh0s (bob marley - exodus)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Haile_Selassie  (ethiopian emperor revered by rastafarians who are massive potheads)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_marley   (arse-kicker)

this morning's tv

woke up -- caught spanish tv in da bedroom......... apparently the august newly unemployed rate is the lowest in 6 years and this in a month when summertime temporary work contracts most often expire so that's a good statistic apparently

then got out of bed, made some juice..... o'reilly is on -- it's another snooze-fest

flicking over to CNN we have the former white house speaker guy before jay carney -- you know what's funny about jay carney? his name.... it reminds you of someone that works at a carnival (a carney) that smokes marijuana joints (a jay)

switching back to o'reilly, we're back with brit hume, first o'reilly starts out with krauthammer and now we have hume....... both of these characters would be interesting in any kind of drug experimentation programs that involve administering meth, ecstasy, heroine, hallucinogens like lsd and mushrooms, at their own unawares...... otherwise mostly uninteresting

ok now they're flipping over to dnc.... thought it was gonna be the biggest pile of crap --- but this lady they're leading it with is really impressive and looks strong- tammy duckworth

now michelle obama says her little 2 cents worth.... goddam sickening..... these descendents of hungarians whackjobs with their anglo-saxon names and token hispanics/blacks/asians with surnames like giannapolous....... vote romney and the stupid whitist boring crackers....... nauseating bastards

syrian refugees -- syrian issues

http://news.yahoo.com/syrians-fleeing-war-start-trickle-europe-060744232.html?_esi=1

ok so we've all been hearing about the news from syria for over a year now.... it seems around a year ago or more, wifey mentioned that one of her co-workers, a syrian, was a very conservative, and well-behaved moslem... now it appears he has recently mentioned to her that he has family back in syria that occasionally place phone calls thru to him in australia and that bashir's govt. or whatever leader there is called, his govt. is tapping wifey's syrian co-workers calls and occasionally a govt. guy in syria will interrupt the call placed to australia

also, he mentioned one family acquaintance released from prison after 1 or 4 years or whatever it was in prison and who refuses to say one bad thing about the regime due to fear of being killed or repercussions to his family

this article by mia shanley from reuters also provides interesting information on syria....... isn't if funny, the french and the english can see eye to eye and have the cojones to fly some sorties over libya -- but nobody acting for the EU, which has more than enough of a military to restore some law and order in syria, can organize the EU to do that.......

what is the EU good for? being a girly queer man? is that what the EU is proud of? being a big, girly queer man? good for you EU

movie review: little athens 2005

too scared to have sex in the 'no spin zone'?

tired of jerking off and watching dr. phil? time to watch a movie? this 2005 movie:


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417907/plotsummary

little athens (2005) is about some dumbarse druggy middle class kids in small-town arizona...... dumb movie..... result of weak darwinic social engineering in american film industry -- lame/slightly to somewhat watchable

cinema movie review: some russian movie called 'yolki'

this link actually shows the cinema we saw it at tonite:

http://www.imdb.com/showtimes/title/tt2124096

imdb reveals this is actually part ii of the yolki (russian for 'xmas tree') sequel series apparently the first one had the former russian president in it......... this movie is kind of long and the seats at the cinema weren't very comfortable and if you don't understand russian you're always looking at the bottom of the screen for the subtitles.... therefore whether you'd prefer to have a lifesize dummie model of Putin*, soft to the touch that you can dry hump from behind for 5 minutes straight or just watch yolki (not to be confused with egg yolk) will just depend on your mood on any given day...... either option could be a winner

assuming you choose to watch yolki over hammering away on your life-sized Putin doll from behind (dry-humping in a non-sexual way) while you tell your friends you're out 'taking photos', you're in for some good things however be prepared for a lot of sentimentality......... it's good seeing a russian movie just to feel like you're in russia for 2 hours....... and see what a big, powerful nation can look like......... however, this is really full of sentimentality this movie, don't expect a kind of hollywood shoot 'em up experience......... there are some big special effects like a jet plane landing and car accidents, etc, and alot of hollywood filmmaking production values are used, (there are too many close ups in the first half of the movie and not enough mcu's and master shots although this problem is no longer existent around 2nd half of movie)......... there's also a surprising amount of shmalziness, however, the russians seem like the type of people that can be taken seriously when making sentimental, shmaltzy movies........ it's also incredibly difficult to wrap you're head around the uniting dynamics of the 7 or so principal dynamic subplots of the movie, each one focusing on human relations and 'love' (although not the kind of 'love' mentioned above involving one man, one inanimate dummy, one unaroused groin and much thrusting)........ however you still get the idea of it and there's all kinds of 'touching stuff' there......... the hollywood production values employed seem like the movie might be found unpalatable to alot of russians, but it does seem to make russia look kind of glorious even with old soviet era telephones that don't work properly and things like that

*if you do decide you'd like to practice dry-humping a life-size dummy, remember, it doesn't have to be Putin EVERY night, you can make it Elvis, or most anyone your imagination conjures up! have fun experimenting! 

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here's an unrelated paraphrase from a great book called: Her-Bak (Chick-Pea) - Egyptian Initiate:

master: Chick Pea, if you do not want to live the disciplined, strict, rigorous life of a disciple, then just marry, find a job and make one long happy day of your life

a mystery

last night gave a ride to a self-proclaimed 20 year u.s. airborne ranger/military guy + texan......... now on dr. phil we have april 2012 episode: heros to monsters about ptsd kooky soldiers........ this blog posting links to some wife of some u.s. combat veteran that is disabled or needing full time care... she doesn't like dr. phil's 'rating whore' approach

http://torreyshannon.com/2012/04/dear-dr-phil-you-owe-american-veterans-an-apology-they-are-heroes-and-not-monsters/



changing topics........ a mystery has ocurred: found some files containing emails between my (now deceased) father and two of his Jesuit schoolbuddies from northern spain (asturias)........ how they got onto benji's computer is a bona-fide mystery to benji, of that you can be sure, was that you Alf????

anyway, didn't even know these two buddies of his existed but since their emails were included in the files/letters..... decided to email them to let him know he passed away a in july 2008 -- the letters were from early 2007........

hey changing topic again, you think you're a bit of a boy scout? all prepared and such? you know what preparation really is? it's having those little tubs of milk like you get in hotels, having some of those handy if your fridge for when your regular milk runs out: that's real preparation

anyway, back to iraq and war guilt.... look, let's say you're some african representing canada or whatever kind of 'westerner' and you're feeling some trauma and guilt and shock and adjustment issues coz of some tours you did in iraq, let's look at some of the reasons that could aggravate that:

i) you stabbed someone 50 times after you already unloaded into their intestines killing them screaming, 'die sand nigga' in front of his crying children

ii) you saw matt damon's latest movie

iii) some other similarly traumatic event

now, like the guy in dr. phil you're wondering if you'll ever make it to 'heaven' - e.g., after you die..... here's some hope for you: benji, big bad secret, ordered a hamburger in bulgaria in 2007, the cook was some iraqi refugee that just wanted to get away from all the violence....... then the boss was trying to steal like 10 cents out of benji so benji just threw the entire hamburger at the wall of the little kitchen and the whole thing exploded like a noiseless IED spreading lettuce and tomato everywhere, not to mention beetroot and hamburger mince......... how evil, how horrible of benji, oh the humanity, how will benji ever look himself in the mirror again? better to snivel and worry and throw tantrums then come to terms with the guilt of that, right?

weekend at bernie's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCTgcZ6ImsQ

news from spain

wow they will not quit it in spain, they cannot stop talking about numbers, numbers, numbers... how much money this bank will need, where the money for that bank will come from...... numbers....... following 'the law' --- staying in accord with 'the law'

yeah you can 'follow the law' bitches of spain (gay-arse brussells law anyway), but what good is that if you cannot even sustain yourselves economically?.......... eh, voy a cumplir con la ley, lo importante es que cumplan con la ley......... gilipollas!

ANYWAY the coverage of syria they provide, you just cannot get those images on other services....

reflections on clint eastwood

recently we saw clint eastwood on the tv........ it has been quite a while and he seems like somewhat of an old man now....... the last time we saw him that seems memorable was at 2005 academy awards around early 2005 or some awards preceeding that around early 2005... at which point benji was fortunate enough to be living in a kind of luxury holiday resort in guangzhou, china (www.yihehotel.com) -- so benji just kind of lingered a moment to watch eastwood from his hotel suite before going downstairs to do some classes with some kids there*........

earlier, as a kid, benji was always watching 'escape from alcatraz' as a pre-pubescent kind of kid and falling asleep before the ending, this happened a number of times, always falling asleep before the ending........ these viewings were most likely alone

however, we recall, over the span of years, as a child and adult, occasionally watching a dirty harry movie with my father....... one of the characters comes to mind, a buxom, sexy looking woman, sucking on an icicle......

the key takeaway is that my father never had an issue with me seeing dirty harry or whoever shooting someone dead in a movie, but was very decided about not letting me have toy guns as a kid......... that's just stupid....... better to teach ur kid how to shoot a real gun and not let him watch any dumb gun violence on tv......... intentionally circumvented this anti-gun stance as a 4 year old (or so) by making an uzi machine gun with pvc piping and hiding it under the bed -- but got over it -- potentially because told not to make with the guns

moving on........ let's look at some vignettes of benji's life as a taxi-driver --- they won't be particularly interesting......... imagine driving retards around 50 hours a week that say dean when they mean teen, that's benji's life........... anyhoo, for example, lately we had two guys with a good looking young woman.... she acted like a real airhead/bimbo type......... the guys said that they'd picked her up at a brothel that night and invited her out........ she didn't deny it -- reality unclear but plausible scenario -- girl acted dumb enough to be a paid whore however alot of slutty under 30 y.o. women these days act like that anyway even if they aren't making whore money......... had to help airhead slutty girl out of car as she was half asleep....... was at hotel immediately next door to wifey's office building.........

then, late at nite, a reillys and sons white van with blue lettering will pop up out of anywhere in cbd at around 2am delivering milk and shit like that   http://www.reillyandsons.com.au/   there's no telling where one will pop up...........

some losers came along tonite........ hey bitches, get in my cab........ 'did you just call me bitch?' no i said rich, like richie........... okay, that's  where you're going to? will just put on i-pod now and turn music up so you don't lower my intelligence...... 5mins later, turn down music, 'so has anyone figured out there are no vaginas in this car?' (this is spoken to four redneck dumbarse dean/teen obnoxious arseholes typical of the european dna-d australians that will not even bother reproducing --- every specimen of the male sex is 'cunt' to these guys)...................   'what????!!!!!' they ask baffled as if waking from a stuporous dream which is their normal daily mentality upon hearing my randomly voiced question, as if from beyond the haze after 5 minutes of keeping silent........... souls are already nervous, one thin-skinned guy in front seat becomes agitated, decide to turn music up and say, 'cannot hear you anymore, music too loud, just talk to the hand'......... arrive and receive payment, do not even bother looking hard for change -- look for next customer

by the way... you know what would be good to see at the democrat convention? mary j. blige

* about these kids, the last time we saw them, it was a great sight, we all went to explore some little cataracts water-fally rockpool thing we had at that yihehotel.com --- totally kickarse they had like a feng shui master design the place....... breaking some rules, the kids were walking all over those rocks next to the water, if they fell or whatever, drowned, broke a bone, it would have been like my fault but anyway, knew they'd be great, that was a great last memory of them, by the pool, and it brings to mind an american expression: 'drop the kids off at the pool'

today's tv cycle

no pretty boy bill o'reilly so no sado-masochistic gay fantasies to drool about..... republican convention unwatchable: caught 2 seconds of susan martinez from new mexico talking about a big gun and then paul ryan's snooze fest....... had to watch dr. phil instead - had some crazy woman with J-cup boobs then discovery channel: 'who the bleep did i marry' -- some woman marries some hollywood actor who appeared in budweiser commercials, 43 year old virgin, etc, shelley malil, then tries to kill her --- imdb (internet movie database) is so retarded: spends 2 pages on his 'acting' and only 2 lines on his actions that lead to life imprisonment (as 'trivia') - silly imdb, watch:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006596/bio

Trivia

On December 16, 2010 Malil, who had been found guilty by a jury of premeditated attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon, was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole for stabbing his girlfriend Kendra Beebe 23 times.

Christine has been tracked down

remember on this blog we mentioned some u.s. citizen buddy that went heroine junky and turned into a bit of a ho -- despite playing violin as a kid, having great middle class, university educated parents? well i just spoke to her for the first time in like almost 12 years........ she sounds okay -- maybe we'll rekindle our relationship -- minus the marijuana though...

okay so probably won't jog today and def. not on a treadmill and not 5km....... just gonna watch the Republican convention -- and hopefully the Democrat one soon when that's on..... right now Chris Christie (speaking of Chrises -- we have another Chris apart from Christine, some guy in China, he is about to finish his 9th year in China and probably won't return)........ anyway Chris Christie, he is really inspiring me, so you know what? I'm gonna eat 3 pork chops and i'm gonna do that for AUSTRALIA!  you hear me bitches? not for some creaky eurotrash country.... not for asia, or some dumb homeland of yankee conglomerates, no! gonna eat those goddam pork chops for Australia!!! HELL YEAH!

is benji vladimir putin?

 right? all those outdoor activities, muscles and nary a shirt in sight.... smells like vlad spirit..... this photographic moment is as close to glory as benji can get, apart from maybe that time as a kid got caught stealing with some vietnamese kid...... here, watch as this horse which is only slightly bigger than benji gets bitchslapped up and down the beach, up and down, at great speed.... it's boney vertebrae causing all kinds of problems for benji's arse..... at full speed, eventually,benji comes off hor(sey below) -- tremendously painful,

did NOT go windsurfing today

republicans will not easily dismiss obama as a windsurfer as they did with john kerry in 2004.... learn more about sails here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clew#The_corners

benji's day today

today got up with wifey, went to doctor to check results of ultrasound on sunday --- everything was okay..... wifey refused ride to work, this was somewhat annoying..... went to gym near taxi base for first workout there ever, ran 10km, guy gave me free first visit, questioned him about what he said about local council owning gym and he asked me if they didn't do that in the states........ so just changed topic to volleyball

went home, showered........ drove out to western sydney to visit marisol my mother again...... had lunch with her at crappy local restaurant where wifey ended up working half a year + after first arriving in australia and which she hated and would never want to go there again........ lunch wasn't bad......... marisol is annoying -- not sure what her problem is -- problem just a chronic marrana (spanish word for closet jew leftover from after expulsion of jews during/after spanish inquisition -- due to lack of practicing their jewishness they probably all turned into chronic slobs like marisol) --- dropped marisol off -- didn't care to re-enter her crib -- too slobby....... drove home but then got idea to visit some cat from some high school which i only went to like just over a year

went to his crib instead -- he is another freak that's lazy, long-term unemployed and on meds for being a nut..... (just like my brother)...... helped him clean his crib, had serious cockroach infestation -- absolutely disgusting......

came home, nutjob german girl staying with us 2 days has locked herself into her room and made sure to turn the light off permanently and lie in bed all day long like a depressed nutjob -- says she's on 21 day holiday in australia and a special needs teacher -- hope she doesn't suicide in my crib

tomorrow's another day, another dollar, haven't smoked any tobacco for over 7 days now...... may run another 5kms tomorrow before work -- gym is across road from taxi base

might watch some more tupperguddy games this year when having day off while wifey works, e.g., at cockroach buddy's crib - good choice of location for such activity -- he lives around corner from featherdale zoo in western sydney