earlier, as a kid, benji was always watching 'escape from alcatraz' as a pre-pubescent kind of kid and falling asleep before the ending, this happened a number of times, always falling asleep before the ending........ these viewings were most likely alone
however, we recall, over the span of years, as a child and adult, occasionally watching a dirty harry movie with my father....... one of the characters comes to mind, a buxom, sexy looking woman, sucking on an icicle......
the key takeaway is that my father never had an issue with me seeing dirty harry or whoever shooting someone dead in a movie, but was very decided about not letting me have toy guns as a kid......... that's just stupid....... better to teach ur kid how to shoot a real gun and not let him watch any dumb gun violence on tv......... intentionally circumvented this anti-gun stance as a 4 year old (or so) by making an uzi machine gun with pvc piping and hiding it under the bed -- but got over it -- potentially because told not to make with the guns
moving on........ let's look at some vignettes of benji's life as a taxi-driver --- they won't be particularly interesting......... imagine driving retards around 50 hours a week that say dean when they mean teen, that's benji's life........... anyhoo, for example, lately we had two guys with a good looking young woman.... she acted like a real airhead/bimbo type......... the guys said that they'd picked her up at a brothel that night and invited her out........ she didn't deny it -- reality unclear but plausible scenario -- girl acted dumb enough to be a paid whore however alot of slutty under 30 y.o. women these days act like that anyway even if they aren't making whore money......... had to help airhead slutty girl out of car as she was half asleep....... was at hotel immediately next door to wifey's office building.........
then, late at nite, a reillys and sons white van with blue lettering will pop up out of anywhere in cbd at around 2am delivering milk and shit like that http://www.reillyandsons.com.au/ there's no telling where one will pop up...........
some losers came along tonite........ hey bitches, get in my cab........ 'did you just call me bitch?' no i said rich, like richie........... okay, that's where you're going to? will just put on i-pod now and turn music up so you don't lower my intelligence...... 5mins later, turn down music, 'so has anyone figured out there are no vaginas in this car?' (this is spoken to four redneck dumbarse dean/teen obnoxious arseholes typical of the european dna-d australians that will not even bother reproducing --- every specimen of the male sex is 'cunt' to these guys)................... 'what????!!!!!' they ask baffled as if waking from a stuporous dream which is their normal daily mentality upon hearing my randomly voiced question, as if from beyond the haze after 5 minutes of keeping silent........... souls are already nervous, one thin-skinned guy in front seat becomes agitated, decide to turn music up and say, 'cannot hear you anymore, music too loud, just talk to the hand'......... arrive and receive payment, do not even bother looking hard for change -- look for next customer
* about these kids, the last time we saw them, it was a great sight, we all went to explore some little cataracts water-fally rockpool thing we had at that yihehotel.com --- totally kickarse they had like a feng shui master design the place....... breaking some rules, the kids were walking all over those rocks next to the water, if they fell or whatever, drowned, broke a bone, it would have been like my fault but anyway, knew they'd be great, that was a great last memory of them, by the pool, and it brings to mind an american expression: 'drop the kids off at the pool'
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