happy ending

well tonight turned out to be a successful shift -- long ride out some drunk woman that didn't puke to around sutherland - big fare... and then poached some customers to campbelltown - jackpot -- that's not even in sydney anymore -- M5 all the way to hume highway and basically outside sydney - $110 - discount rates - demanded cash up front due to some ju-jitsu master doing a walk off 'i'll just go get the money from my crib' dissappearing act the other day (-$70)

anyway, wouldn't even mention all that crap, but what happened next, drove to strathfield rank (futile at 4am) just to decompress a little before carwash gasup and finish -- then what did i see? the rarest of all sights: a GAY australian aboriginal....... australian aboriginals are some of the earthiest people you'll ever meet and it's rarer than hen's teeth that you meet a gay one... and they probably don't get into all that dirty downlow shit like afro-americans either........ i mean, if people go to prison, there's no telling what kind of butt-fucking might go on in there, but once they're out, it's back to being hetero.......... anyway buddy, take it from a born and raised ossie: australian aborigines are almost NEVER gay............ so what a trip to hang out with a gay australian aborigine......... anyway i couldn't make heads or tails of his overall sexuality - i think maybe he was bi......... the point is he was a cool guy, i told him i would definitely do stand up comedy with him........ normally i wouldn't do stand up comedy on my own in australia as deeming the market here beneath my intelligence (many miles deep) -- but with this guy, i'd totally make an exception, and told him so........ so there you go --

speaking of taxi customers: my first two customers today couldn't even tell me: LEFT, RIGHT, STRAIGHT.... why? the first one was some korean grandma that couldn't even bother to learn to say left, right, straight despite living in a country where the people basically all speak english - so she just poked a claw around to direct.... the next customer did the same, he actually could say: LEFT, RIGHT, STRAIGHT... but he was actually retarded (normal clinical definition) so didn't bother, instead just pointing his claw in desired direction

we'd like to say that, after watching too much fox news again these days, that bill o'reilly and saun hannity were less gifted in communication than these two customers (the pointers) but actually they aren't........

but anyway, if u don't have time to watch hannity, just watch: scrappy doo saying 'let me splat 'im' (coz that's what you're missing out on) --->


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6juEOmOaYVk


hey and if you've been missing out on o'reilly, basically he just barks alot of irrelevant crapola and you want to pick him up by the tail and whack him with a stick foghorn leghorn style, so just watch that instead and you're all up to date:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daL_SIngvsM