what would Jesus do?

say Jesus were alive today in the flesh, or say we had mobile phones 2000 years ago and cars and Jesus got into my taxi and started gabbering away on his phone, with no regard for me... say he just didn't 'realize' that he was trespassing against me and he hadn't put enough thought into 'doing unto others' to realize that if he were a taxi driver, he wouldn't want to hear every morons conversation out there, say, after all that, blasphemy upon blasphemy, it was some mundane annoying matter he were dealing with over the phone, like telling timothy what kind of flowers to arrange for such and such a meeting....... say i were having a bad day and Jesus was just tipping me over the edge with his annoying yakking on the phone..

(insert wavy screen harp music sound effect thing here)

benji: excuse me Jesus, you're just killing me dude with your phone

Jesus: what? how dare you?! i'm paying for this taxi

benji: so far i haven't been paid anything and like i said, you're just killing me with your phone, what kind of phone is that? an i-phone? how about i just throw it out the window

Jesus: oh my Father!

benji: that's funny Jesus, and now your i-phone is on the highway and now you can just turn the other cheek

Jesus: you got me....

benji: give it up, where's the i-pod... thanks, and that's going out the window too... have a nice day buddy