heard of reverse therapy?

it's where a psychotherapist gets gay people to try to turn straight

but what about reverse-reverse-therapy? that's where a shrink tries to get straight people to turn gay...... take fox news (again) - most of their on-screen staff have wives/husbands (of the opposite sex) and kids too.... but why don't they go ahead and get reverse-reverse-therapy to cure them of their heterosexuality??? so what if it would break a few marriages and families apart, so what if you could prove that genetically they really are straight and don't have any gay genes? so what if they dealt with all that crap during summer camp one time in high school during a game of truth or dare? so what? aren't they just being discriminatory against gays by not even taking reverse-reverse-therapy? what's wrong with them anyway that they don't just start with reverse-reverse-therapy already and start dating people solely of the same gender (or possibly both)..... that's what's wrong with conservatives people: too discriminatory, too willing to be themselves just because they are themselves, not anti-disestablish-mentarian enough: so predictable... we laugh at them, at all the conservatives... stupid reverse-reverse-therapy haters!