eduardo riberu -- was one pissed off brazilian --- he was the original inventor of
'zumba' and then one of his friends, a colombian, stole his idea and made a ton of money from it........... eduardo went year after year keeping his secret -- with nobody to tell ......... finally he died, sad and broken and was surprised to learn that God was actually a Norwegian fjord surfer dude........... "look Eduardo," said God (at the pearly fjords) ----, "i'm spraying stain remover on my surfer shirts before i wash them and the spray-jet from the bottle looks just like jism!"
"okay God," replied Eduardo and took a look around to see what his new home in the afterlife would be like........
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) prepares for MTV movie awards
at Jennifer's mansion earlier in the nite:
j-lo: i am gonna be on tv dancing with tom cruise -- everyone around the world will be jealous of me and wish they were me and i will get so much ATTENTION
**** j-lo is surrounded by a stable or menagerie of helpers and go-to people or peeps**
j-lo: whose turn is it to admonish my ego-maniacal nature (j-lo looks around past her
buff black bodyguards for her psychiatrist) -- it's you monica, you're my shrink
- don't you have something to say?
monica: (clears throat) - ahem, yes, do u remember after the golden globes you were
depressed for 2 weeks -- you spent days getting ready for the big event and
then a week after it ended and you got tired of watching the press about it
and you realized that nobody loved you -- that you had no friends -- you
sank into a black depression
*** j-lo's cue was served to step-in and get her money's worth out of her helpers ***
*** she picks up an iron left theatrically and thoughtfully by her PA and strikes her
shrink with it mightily
j-lo: do you think i don't know what the 'gh' in the word 'might' are doing? do u
think i don't know the difference between might m-i-g-h-t and mite m-i-t-e ??
do you think i'm stupid ????
*** by now j-lo is shrieking above her shrink and beating her savagely as her hair-
dresser tries to save her braids and tresses from spilling ...... it's all a
part of the shrink's contract with j-lo -- she is supposed to be beaten and
cannot sue --- mariah carey switched her onto this idea after her breakdown in
2001 left her feeling unsatisfied with mental health-care -----
J-LO: i'll be dancing with tom tonight and he doesn't give a HOOT about psychiatric
medication and neither does the blonde bitch from entertainment tonight
*** by now j-lo's shrink has been beaten enough and j-lo's bodyguard's step in to
separate j-lo from her shrink --- j-lo's PA moves into the scene and looks down
on the rumpled body of j-lo's shrink (a Harvard PhD no less) ---
j-lo's PA: she just didn't know how WRONG she was jennifer -- when will her kind
EVER LEARN?
j-lo: so true darling --- now please fix me some russian cavier on my 2-inch
diameter swiss made crackers from Evyan
j-lo's PA: aye aye captain (makes a saluting motion and exeunt)
j-lo: i am gonna be on tv dancing with tom cruise -- everyone around the world will be jealous of me and wish they were me and i will get so much ATTENTION
**** j-lo is surrounded by a stable or menagerie of helpers and go-to people or peeps**
j-lo: whose turn is it to admonish my ego-maniacal nature (j-lo looks around past her
buff black bodyguards for her psychiatrist) -- it's you monica, you're my shrink
- don't you have something to say?
monica: (clears throat) - ahem, yes, do u remember after the golden globes you were
depressed for 2 weeks -- you spent days getting ready for the big event and
then a week after it ended and you got tired of watching the press about it
and you realized that nobody loved you -- that you had no friends -- you
sank into a black depression
*** j-lo's cue was served to step-in and get her money's worth out of her helpers ***
*** she picks up an iron left theatrically and thoughtfully by her PA and strikes her
shrink with it mightily
j-lo: do you think i don't know what the 'gh' in the word 'might' are doing? do u
think i don't know the difference between might m-i-g-h-t and mite m-i-t-e ??
do you think i'm stupid ????
*** by now j-lo is shrieking above her shrink and beating her savagely as her hair-
dresser tries to save her braids and tresses from spilling ...... it's all a
part of the shrink's contract with j-lo -- she is supposed to be beaten and
cannot sue --- mariah carey switched her onto this idea after her breakdown in
2001 left her feeling unsatisfied with mental health-care -----
J-LO: i'll be dancing with tom tonight and he doesn't give a HOOT about psychiatric
medication and neither does the blonde bitch from entertainment tonight
*** by now j-lo's shrink has been beaten enough and j-lo's bodyguard's step in to
separate j-lo from her shrink --- j-lo's PA moves into the scene and looks down
on the rumpled body of j-lo's shrink (a Harvard PhD no less) ---
j-lo's PA: she just didn't know how WRONG she was jennifer -- when will her kind
EVER LEARN?
j-lo: so true darling --- now please fix me some russian cavier on my 2-inch
diameter swiss made crackers from Evyan
j-lo's PA: aye aye captain (makes a saluting motion and exeunt)
Saturday, June 5, 2010
the backwardness of australia part iii
only last year -- i applied to jobs at language schools for position of english-language teacher ---- i acquired spanish language from ZERO to FULL COMPETENCE starting at age 16 -- i am conversant in french and acquired this langauge to an intermediate level at around age 26 --- i have a basic grasp of mandarin chinese and bulgarian (a slavic language similar to russian/serbian/macedonian, etc) --- i have a strong understanding of language in general and am a capable speaker and writer......
of course, this industry, along with politics, television/ media -- is besieged by incompetent ossies of english irish welsh scottish descent and some 2% extra of mish-mash americans or whatever that pretend and make it up as they go along and hence can only sell their product to suckers and losers......... witness australian television, australian university liberal arts degrees -- australian language schools.......
the school i was at a nightmare -- one english irish scottish welsh type had it that i was a 'big fraud' --- nobody could speak any other language apart from english (of the english irish scottish welsh) types there except for one that knew a little chinese which made him an expert there........
needless to say, with so much experience (5 years) plus my knowledge of languages and the variety of my experience wasn't good enough to even secure a steady job there as i wasn't english irish scojavascript:void(0)ttish or welsh enough............
HOW BACKWARD!
hence australian media and intellectual life is thoroughly incapable of offering anything intelligent or original (apart from some pop music songs and some moron english actors) due to a crippling inability to escape the example -- the STAMP -- of british-ness as the gold standard for all reasoning ........ hence anyone that thinks different must be some kind of genital stimulator.........
BACKWARD !!!!
HOW BACKWARD!
of course, this industry, along with politics, television/ media -- is besieged by incompetent ossies of english irish welsh scottish descent and some 2% extra of mish-mash americans or whatever that pretend and make it up as they go along and hence can only sell their product to suckers and losers......... witness australian television, australian university liberal arts degrees -- australian language schools.......
the school i was at a nightmare -- one english irish scottish welsh type had it that i was a 'big fraud' --- nobody could speak any other language apart from english (of the english irish scottish welsh) types there except for one that knew a little chinese which made him an expert there........
needless to say, with so much experience (5 years) plus my knowledge of languages and the variety of my experience wasn't good enough to even secure a steady job there as i wasn't english irish scojavascript:void(0)ttish or welsh enough............
HOW BACKWARD!
hence australian media and intellectual life is thoroughly incapable of offering anything intelligent or original (apart from some pop music songs and some moron english actors) due to a crippling inability to escape the example -- the STAMP -- of british-ness as the gold standard for all reasoning ........ hence anyone that thinks different must be some kind of genital stimulator.........
BACKWARD !!!!
HOW BACKWARD!
the backwardness of australia part ii
turn on a tv or open a newspaper or listen to the radio and all you will hear are australians of english/irish/welsh/scottish descent or else americans......... no russians....... walk around the streets of australia and you can see a multitude of nationalities........ most people who visit australia for the first time are surprised by the number of asians here from thailand, vietnam, china, korea and japan...... as well as indonesia.......... very many european nationalities are present here as well as very many growing numbers of africans............
HOWEVER
the australians of english irish / scottish welsh (and cornish) descent -- who have come here via some generations in south africa or wherever --- are deeply, profoundly and seemingly eternally in love with themselves........ what they lack (considerably) in talent, they make up for in self-support and a deep love for themselves mostly based on genital stimulation and admiration of last names that are similar to the majority of americans names and PURELY BRITISH WAYS..... even the irish in australia have been wholeheartedly won over by the english -- and generally, ireland as a nation has little to offer apart from paedophile priests and a proximity to scotland......... having alluded to lack of talent being compensated for delusions of grandeur that win very many over -- witness the amazing cases of russell crowe and nicole kidman --- with some fancy names --- these english people --- who being actors, are supposed to pretend to 'know themselves' -- albeit only ocassionally .... would never admit to being english -- despite very likely being english (or else cornish or welsh or scottish or irish)....... have even convinced some nincompoops in america that they have talent ---- but anyway -- we all know what a cesspool american movie acting talent is --- along with the mass media -- the newspapers, the AP the ABCs and CNNs (snort snort white powder on your nose love -- if you know what i mean).....
here's an example of what i am talking about -- i did an internship with some of these scumbag ossies (of the irish english welsh scottish extraction) -- i outwrote seasoned journalists there at age 22 (i was 22) --- after the usual in-love-with-themselves confusion and lack of competence -- and grab the minerals from the continent and be rich backwardness --- the idiot irish scottish welsh english ossies come with: 'oh you plagiarized your work?' --- 'oh you didn't?' -- well, we don't like the way you act anyway -- now excuse us while we meditate on the MAJESTY -- the grandeur -- the splendour of queen elizabeth -- and by extension --- OF OURSELVES.......
BACKWARD SCUMBAGS!!!!!!
HOWEVER
the australians of english irish / scottish welsh (and cornish) descent -- who have come here via some generations in south africa or wherever --- are deeply, profoundly and seemingly eternally in love with themselves........ what they lack (considerably) in talent, they make up for in self-support and a deep love for themselves mostly based on genital stimulation and admiration of last names that are similar to the majority of americans names and PURELY BRITISH WAYS..... even the irish in australia have been wholeheartedly won over by the english -- and generally, ireland as a nation has little to offer apart from paedophile priests and a proximity to scotland......... having alluded to lack of talent being compensated for delusions of grandeur that win very many over -- witness the amazing cases of russell crowe and nicole kidman --- with some fancy names --- these english people --- who being actors, are supposed to pretend to 'know themselves' -- albeit only ocassionally .... would never admit to being english -- despite very likely being english (or else cornish or welsh or scottish or irish)....... have even convinced some nincompoops in america that they have talent ---- but anyway -- we all know what a cesspool american movie acting talent is --- along with the mass media -- the newspapers, the AP the ABCs and CNNs (snort snort white powder on your nose love -- if you know what i mean).....
here's an example of what i am talking about -- i did an internship with some of these scumbag ossies (of the irish english welsh scottish extraction) -- i outwrote seasoned journalists there at age 22 (i was 22) --- after the usual in-love-with-themselves confusion and lack of competence -- and grab the minerals from the continent and be rich backwardness --- the idiot irish scottish welsh english ossies come with: 'oh you plagiarized your work?' --- 'oh you didn't?' -- well, we don't like the way you act anyway -- now excuse us while we meditate on the MAJESTY -- the grandeur -- the splendour of queen elizabeth -- and by extension --- OF OURSELVES.......
BACKWARD SCUMBAGS!!!!!!
Friday, June 4, 2010
the backwardness of australia
one of the 'founding fathers' of america -- a samuel adams --- probably well known to americans from their high school/ elementary school studies -- is supposed to have said: you're better off being poor than being a little richer and having to lick the hands and feet of your masters in servitude............. he sure wasn't kidding......... i find myself in a similar predicament in australia -- where sadly, everyone seems to bend down to grovel before the english/ossie brute-man that pretends he isn't english......... perhaps most surprising is that no-one can even challenge americans to challenge this status quo in australia in their relationships with australians -- but probably nobody cares enough -- as if english people running the country since they arrived is good enough reason to pretend there aren't laws here against racial discrimination -- which is a common practice here anyway.........
Thursday, June 3, 2010
the lie of critical thinking -- the fraud of liberal arts degree and the universities
can you honestly consider today's mankind and not feel offended at the priests of hypocrisy that work at the universities and trumpet critical thinking? racial preference is the real driving force back of all 'critical thinking'. 'critical thinking' is the window dressing and explanation used to explain the unstated realities of racial profiling.... the same 'critical thinkers' are the very ones that are enamored with the very worst science has to offer --- and furthermore are the ones most easily beguiled by 'entertaining television'....... just ask any 'critical thinker' from a university how many hours they spend watching movies and tv shows and then ascertain what kind of alcoholic and slut they are and you realize that 'critical thinking' is the scum that rises to the top of the vat after all the hard work gets done (mostly by machines nowadays).............. this is probably why the communist chinese during the cultural revolution pushed so hard for extremist measures under mao in the 50s like making white-collar workers become farmers per-force....
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WELL, I WASN'T even going to post anything --- not even my idea of having the entire male population of the entire world be neutered and have sperm banks set up all over the world with cloned sperm from brad pitt so that all children around the world are brad pitt's biological offspring...............
(just joking) --- but then i briefly read an article about cameron diaz:
In the same interview, Diaz also spoke about her upcoming film, "The Bad Teacher," in which she stars opposite, former boyfriend Justin Timberlake.
Asked about her part in the comedy, Cameron says she plays "a very, very bad gold digger" looking to fund a boob job. "I'm having the best time playing her," she says. Her character "doesn't give a s*** about anyone but herself. I'm sure we'll offend everyone with it, which is great."
cameron and timberlake in a movie together should be taken as a symbol of failure -- remember when kate couric was talking about the world trade centres being symbols of american enterprise........ well diaz and timberlake in a movie together should definitely be taken as a symbol of failure --- also diaz is not spanish and does not even understand POLLADAS -- so why the spanish name?
do not go out and spay all the men around you carrying sperm in their testicles so that the new world order can make brad pitt the father of ALL of future mankind's offspring -- it was just KIDDING you big galoot!
(just joking) --- but then i briefly read an article about cameron diaz:
In the same interview, Diaz also spoke about her upcoming film, "The Bad Teacher," in which she stars opposite, former boyfriend Justin Timberlake.
Asked about her part in the comedy, Cameron says she plays "a very, very bad gold digger" looking to fund a boob job. "I'm having the best time playing her," she says. Her character "doesn't give a s*** about anyone but herself. I'm sure we'll offend everyone with it, which is great."
cameron and timberlake in a movie together should be taken as a symbol of failure -- remember when kate couric was talking about the world trade centres being symbols of american enterprise........ well diaz and timberlake in a movie together should definitely be taken as a symbol of failure --- also diaz is not spanish and does not even understand POLLADAS -- so why the spanish name?
do not go out and spay all the men around you carrying sperm in their testicles so that the new world order can make brad pitt the father of ALL of future mankind's offspring -- it was just KIDDING you big galoot!
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