Tuesday, January 3, 2012

bill o'reilly

Still not having fox tv at home/or any cable... we have barely touched bill o'reilly of late...

here's a little column he wrote recently

http://billoreilly.com/site/rd?satype=13&said=12&url=%2Fnewslettercolumn%3Fpid%3D35313

he doesn't mention that you can get ahead by pointing somewhere with a quizzical look on your face and saying: 'what the hell is that?' and then when your interlocutor looks you can shove them and grab their bag and run with it; but you can - benji's here to tell you that*

standing on the proverbial mountain-side with o-reilly this past year, on the edge of the cliff, surveying the vast and seemingly endless panorama, we factor viewers in 2011 speculated, albeit subconsciously, the notion of 'shit-eating cock whore'(ism) and recently, that speculation reached its apogee (hopefully that word means culmination, it's meant to anyway)...

to wit: after discovering a delightful barbecue area, not far away, provided by good taxpayers, and which merely requires the pressing of a simple button, like that used to launch nuclear bombs or change your tv station channel or do any number of things (a button); the barbecuing device proceeds to heat a hot plate.... after eating, whilst standing, a relatively ok tasting product of said barbecue, we noticed, as the summer sun glinted through the shady leaves of the retarded eucalypts... a cock, or rooster, alone amongst several ibises, searching for food, and as we masticated the barbecued sausage on a slice of bread; shit eating cock-whore-ism reached its apogee, or culmination (if apogee doesn't mean culmination)


* even factor viewer Michelle agrees with the benji on this according to her recent post to billoreilly.com



This is, of course, common sense; but what a lot of hard working people are having to stomach nowadays is seeing the goof-offs and poor performers profit because they sue when they're fired. I worked hard all my working life. I also had to watch a poor performer finally get fired, then sue, and be granted the same amount of money it took me 20 years to save up in my 401K. This happens so routinely now that Dilbert even had a comic strip about it some years back. There was a guy talking to his co-workers, and he was saying that if he could just get fired from one more job, he could retire with all the settlement money.
Posted by Michele on January 02, 2012 at 5:32 PM

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