we now return you to your regular programming... in a sec

well there was an interesting jack nicholson movie on tonite -- from the year 2000 'the pledge'........ 3.5 stars or more....... also some cop detective show set in memphis - so they all have those funny accents.... also interesting.......

now we return to the campsite with the vampire horse:

one of the campers lay on his back and scrabbled his feet to move back, the vampire horse upon him, his heart beating inside his chest, he would suffer a heart attack... a mere moment after a disembodied voice, maybe the very Devil Himself, said: 'welcome to the lair of the damned!' in a terrifying hiss... then the vampire horse bent its neck down and bit his throat, but by this time the poor man was already dead from a heart attack, so that later, when the forensic police arrived to carry out investigations, because of the snowfall that was to come, while they could not deduce footprints or hoof-prints, nor any number of important clues, they could deduce the lack of bleeding from his dead corpse was caused by dying prior to the gashes the vampire horse inflicted....

another victim was found with their hands frozen to the innards, in a vain attempt to keep their own gushing intestines from pouring out after the vampire horse ripped the skin clean off their stomachs...

meanwhile Akmed slept through it all, he dreamed he was back in Iran and a psychiatrist there was psycho-analyzing him, telling him that some dream he had had about a horse represented some kind of passion he felt for some woman, and that the horse's act of vampirism and slaying in fact represented his own propensity for too much television and how the vampire horse was in fact merely a symbol of his own psyche, overloaded on too much television information/impressions (the blood and flesh of the victims).... still, surprisingly, when Akmed woke up from this strange dream in the morning, he forgot about it, and looked up at his pretty horse and she was all clean of the blood of her real-life feasting the night before as she had washed in the river... in fact the two of them, Akmed and the horse, were unable to remember neither their dream (in the case of Akmed) and the fact, in the case of the horse, of the vampire slayings... when Akmed arose, a light dusting of snow began to fall, and as he left the site to return the horse to its stable, he did not pass by the dead victims of the vampire horse and so was blissfully unaware of the terrible event....