Tuesday, January 24, 2012

moving on -- and some spanish lessons from benji

okay here we go -- poor benji only got 3 or 3.5 hours sleep between shifts -- astoundingly pathetic -- so tired

the doctors: forgot to mention importance of drinking water when explaining function of liver

dr phil: hannah and her fat mom... is the fat mom really wrong? and dr phil is right? or is dr phil just another cog in the anglo-saxon-name-will-to-power?

the view: not on this week, australian open tennis is on instead by the looks of it

tupperguddy: missed it on the weekend but now there's a wrap up show -- not sure what exactly they're talking about though

spanish news with pepa bueno: wow -- not having anyone to speak spanish too, and being more or less completely isolated from spanish and hispanic culture - watching an hour of spanish news with pepa bueno is like being a horse drinking at the river after a long run -- what is going on with the judge garzon though? why are they playing big serious judmental dudes in their juicio? is judge garzon in trouble?

now how to swear in spanish, say, like the benji, you do not fit the cookie-cutter mould in australia that america is pushing: having an anglo-saxon name --- or the mould the english-ossies are pushing: being english/irish/scottish or welsh.... and you're feeling frustrated towards american bigots like bandmembers green day, dr phil, barbara walters and any number of anglo-saxon name bearing monstrous nazis, and also mightily annoyed by the astounding stupidity and annoying-ness of the anglo-ossies (who even the british find mighty annoying, be sure)... well maybe you will want to let off some steam by trash-talking them in spanish

let's go:

me cago en la puta que te pario (i shit on the whore that gave birth to you)

vete a la mierda, hijo de puta (go to the shit! son of whore!)

me cago en tus putos muertos de mierda (i shit on your shitty whore-arse dead)

me cago en tu puta madre (i shit on your whore of a momma)

tio, eres una puta mierda, !!con(y)o!! (dude, you are a shitty whore! !vagina!)

me das asco, eres patetico, jodete! (you make me sick, you're pathetic, go fuck yourself)

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