horatio and the bartender guy from 80s sitcom 'cheers', dan springfield (also singer of that song 'borne in the usa', sit in csi office:
horatio: that was field office in baltimore, they got a biter
dan springfield: a biter?
horatio: animal death
dan springfield: what kind of animal?
horatio: a horse... but with vampire fangs...
cue csi theme music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WseRJMQf1U (csi theme music)
approaching crime scene...
horatio: so ever since that guy in florida killed his wife and made it look like a shark attack, we always run these tests
dan springfield: how did they know it wasn't a real shark, was she a smoker?
horatio: hardly, not that sharks care about that, it was an accidental finding, the shark's dna revealed the shark must have been dead at the time of the 'attack'
dan springfield: so he mauled her body with shark jaws and dropped it in the ocean
horatio: on a fishing trip during their 25th wedding anniversary
dan springfield: wow
horatio: he almost got away with it too.... now carbon testing of the animal's teeth in any mauling death is standard procedure
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