i-Pod potential... to use it, or not to use it

you know how it is buddy, your i-Pod is only functioning at 5% of its (notice the lack of unnecessary italicization in its there) full potential... your almost like: why spend some peanuts and time and soup it up to, let's say, 40% of its musical potential... you would need to g yourself up -- motivation...

(insert wavey screen effect and harp music here)

one dude, metallica no leaf clover ('met' for short) and another dude, e-40 tell me when to go ('e' for short) face off to go mano a mano -- mortal kombat, one on one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKGCWfL6Sjk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GZbaXdK8Js

the crowd hushes, the two warriors face off in the dark arena, fight to the death, no holding back on all kinds of dirty tricks, don't even assume your opponent won't try something really dirty... both met and e know this... they circle each other, like tom sawyer and some schoolkid he faces off with in some mark twain novel...

it's not a question of courage, and especially not one of honor... it's a matter of vanquishing the opponent... both are versed in the art of dirty fighting: squeezing testicles, biting people, headbutting, you name it buddy...

the two circle eachother in the darkened arena, the crowd hushes under flickering flaming torches... a fight to the death... suddenly 'e' sees an opening, a weakness in 'met's' lower leg just above the ankles a few inches - the left one... he moves away to the left of 'met' and then dummies back to the right and then lowers himself and launches a sweep of the leg, kicking 'met' powerfully in the lower left leg...


hey speaking of ghost riders buddy, and sorry to strike a corny note, the new ghost rider moving is coming out in february...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOvfmpgbzHI&feature=fvst

will my buddy jen the whitegirl from illinois that lives in china and is fluent in chinese be right about californians being incurably lame bear true? or will special effects and silly pants acting and close-ups and catchy one liners and more special effect in 3-D make for entertaining art? there's only one way to tell buddy, at the cinema!

only on the big screen will we be able to judge if this film is worthy of more than just exorcising incurably silly-pants catholic italians from their neverending stupidity: to the cinema!