the view

with the view, i'm drawing a line... if barbara walters doesn't flirt with me directly during next week's shows, we're blocking the view: it's that simple...... she can wear a pink brooch or something like that and play with her left ear coquettishly and make bat her eyelashes a little..... if it doesn't look like she's flirting with the benji, the view is getting blacklisted, call it blackmail