end of akmed and the killer vampire horse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78uoLiyNiJ0 (pussycat dolls - don't cha)

that story is over - what are the conclusions?

i) there aren't enough/any videos with sheilas wearing minimal 1/2 inch pvc black electrical tape covered by scanty transparent negligees and dripping wet

ii) even a horror movie centre-ing around killer vampire horses would be better than keanu's forays into the occult in 'constantine' and also in that movie he made with al pacino, 'the devil's advocate' (or whatever it was called) -- this isn't to diss keanu who has made a lot of great movies (except those two mentioned which totally sucked)

iii) iranians suck too/hug'n'poopsin's a fox

moving on... dave letterman.... recently he interviewed the mentalist and asked him how he was gonna win his cigarrettes back -- then he goes on to speculate whether jesus (THE jesus, mind you, not some mexican wetback jesus) would go to him first or leno if doing late night....... where can you even begin with that question?

is it blasphemy? no -- is it retarded? yes.... why?

a) first of all, let's pretend the whole doctrine of resurrection wasn't 10 trillion times more implausible than the book of mormon and that jesus actually had his old body back (from 1900+ years ago) to go stomping around in...

why would he want to shake hands with jimmy fallon or jimmy kimmel if they don't even bother to wash them between jerking off and greeting guests? what if someone had a pubic hair stuck in their teeth? do leno and letterman even shower? what if craig ferguson tried to have sex with him?

conclusion: jesus is NOT going to be on late night tv... better just to dig up any old jesus from mexico -- there are literally thousands of them...... and how come late night tv people like that never interview generals and concert pianists? and important scientists? the only scientists they get are from the big bang theory and they aren't even real scientists? it's always the same crummy parade of rotball celebrities with their two-bit movies and dopey tv shows...... or some rotball from england.... get real letterman you silly pants!